All aboard the Woe Train!

[bigred]

i think i prefered edgar allan woe actually.....

[Punkage]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_AeEq2KTB8Pw/RrdRvgSWneI/AAAAAAAAAgw/rzYK-5B7548/s320/Godfather.jpg

[thejoker]

Too early.

[James]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_AeEq2KTB8Pw/RrdRvgSWneI/AAAAAAAAAgw/rzYK-5B7548/s320/Godfather.jpg

I preferred him as Papa Shango.

[Rach]

I miss wrestling :(

[Betty]

I miss wrestling :(

i got some mud out back, come over ;)

[Rach]

i got some mud out back, come over ;)

:eek: but also :D

[Internets]

I preferred him as Papa Shango.Nah, he was crap. The only thing of note he ever did was putting a curse on the Ultimate Warrior. His matches were usually terrible.

[Andy]

The Ultimate Warrior is a nut. He's legally changed his name to Warrior.

[Internets]

The Ultimate Warrior is a nut. He's legally changed his name to Warrior.That's one way of looking at it. The other is that he changed his name in order to retain the rights to the 'Warrior' character outside of the then WWF.

[Blousey Brown]

Been woefully ill all week, spent all day doing an essay but can't seem to finish it.

Must. write. last. 100. words.

Quick question, does a word count include references? I bloody well hope not.

[Cuckoo For Caca]

I'm over-acheiving in some aspects on my life and under-acheiving in others. Does this even things out?

[Ziv]

Why do people keep making these shitty titled threads!? Can't we just have something easy to find and not all this try-too-hard-funny-ness going on!?

:mad:

Anyway.

I am mad because I tried to make Liam a birthday cake and it epically failed.

[Edinburgh]

Me computer keeps telling me I've got a sodding virus on it. I run AVG on it and so far it's coming up with nothing.

Poo.

[Blousey Brown]

Why on earth has someone gone and ridiculously over-complicated referencing? Why can't you just say at the end.
4 dis esay i red:

I have a feeling referencing will take longer than the essay did. :mad:

[Russ]

Why on earth has someone gone and ridiculously over-complicated referencing? Why can't you just say at the end.
4 dis esay i red:

I have a feeling referencing will take longer than the essay did. :mad:


Bibliography
1. Wikipedia

[Blousey Brown]

Bibliography
1. Wikipedia

You take your knowledge off wiki and take your references off the dusty shelves of the library.
:p

Do you fail if you can't reference?

[topcat]

Bibliography
1. Wikipedia

You <3 Wiki now don't you Russ.

;)

[Josh]

I'm over-acheiving in some aspects on my life and under-acheiving in others. Does this even things out?
Yes.

[Russ]

You <3 Wiki now don't you Russ.

;)

It's my second favourite pedia in the whole world.

[Juggsy]

It's my second favourite pedia in the whole world.

First being "encyclo"?

[Russ]

First being "encyclo"?

Clippy-

[Ziv]

-phillia?

[Russ]

-phillia?

I was waiting for that.

Out of interest, what does 'pedia' actually mean, google reveals so little on this matter.

[Juggsy]

I was waiting for that.

Out of interest, what does 'pedia' actually mean, google reveals so little on this matter.

Best I could find, don't know if it's right:

The suffix "pedia" is from the greek root paideia, meaning education, culture.
The prefix "Wiki" is derived from a word in the Hawaiian language meaning "fast, quick, speedy."

[Russ]

So pedia-phillia would make me, well... a terrible bore, I should imagine.

[Ziv]

So pedia-phillia would make me, well... a terrible bore, I should imagine.

wikiphillia sounds good though.

[Andy]

That's one way of looking at it. The other is that he changed his name in order to retain the rights to the 'Warrior' character outside of the then WWF.

Oh I know that was the reason, but you must admit he's an absolute nutcase, always has been.

[Juggsy]

i am so very tired and I want Andi to come home and I don't have a clue what time to expect him so don't want to go to bed then be straining to listen for the door... bleurgh!

[Josh]

I'm the ONLY person in the world who's staying at home on a FRIDAY night. I have BEER. But no COMPANY.


JOSHFAIL.

Need company/conversation.


GAAY.

[Rach]

I'm the ONLY person in the world who's staying at home on a FRIDAY night. I have BEER. But no COMPANY.


JOSHFAIL.

Need company/conversation.


GAAY.

The fact that there are other people logged into Prestone proves that this is not true, unless they are all logged in but have actually gone out just to annoy you :eek:

[Josh]

The fact that there are other people logged into Prestone proves that this is not true, unless they are all logged in but have actually gone out just to annoy you :eek:
They have!

[Cuckoo For Caca]

Why aren't you at Sam & Gee's?

[Josh]

Why aren't you at Sam & Gee's?
Tim point blank told me "I wasn't invited so I can **** off"


The little gay.


Hence, an amount of beer intended for the party.

OH WELL!

[Cuckoo For Caca]

Tim point blank told me "I wasn't invited so I can **** off"


The little gay.


Hence, an amount of beer intended for the party.

OH WELL!

You'd be welcome. Bit too late, is it?

[Josh]

You'd be welcome. Bit too late, is it?
Yeah it is now, I give him a lift there...(With dad sat in, armed with L plates. lol.)

Ah well!

I'm getting the hell out of this woe thread, I have beer!

[Rach]

I didn't want Stuart to go, although the VT they showed made it almost worth it :p

[Stoical_Halo]

I now look SHIT again because my sister forced me to get rid of the pink tips I had put in my hair to break up the fact i'm trying to grow out black and have been since last ****ing August. I dyed over the ends tonight and now I just feel like it looks totally shit again and my esteem has plumetted *tear* :(

[Marsha]

is that the time? eek

must run!

also MEH!

[Betty]

i hate mornings... ughhhhhh....

[Barbara]

is that the time? eek

must run!

also MEH!

What's up chuck?

[Barbara]

I am entirely too tired. Helicopters circling overhead last night kept me awake :(

[procopius]

Oh poo. I think I'm going to have to go on the wagon, or at least keep it between the lines. Not for any health reasons or because I think I'm going to develop health problems, but because, basically, I've developed a bad habit of sleepwalking while drunk. And naked. And fundamentally confused about where the lavatory is.

Had Lorraine not been on the ball last night there'd have been a small swamp in the corner of her bedroom this morning...

[Wishfairy]

Oh poo. I think I'm going to have to go on the wagon, or at least keep it between the lines. Not for any health reasons or because I think I'm going to develop health problems, but because, basically, I've developed a bad habit of sleepwalking while drunk. And naked. And fundamentally confused about where the lavatory is.

Had Lorraine not been on the ball last night there'd have been a small swamp in the corner of her bedroom this morning...

A lot of men do this, i wouldn't worry too much. Humping the floor whilst in a room full of people however is only marginally less disturbing than duffy's cock antics, *wags finger of doom/*

lorainne, if you just turn the light on and call his name using the mother tone, this often solves the problem without getting out of bed and getting cold.

[Anneka]

A lot of men do this, i wouldn't worry too much. Humping the floor whilst in a room full of people however is only marginally less disturbing than duffy's cock antics, *wags finger of doom/*

lorainne, if you just turn the light on and call his name using the mother tone, this often solves the problem without getting out of bed and getting cold.

This was quite funny...lolz

[Joe]

I'm gay lol

[Blousey Brown]

Joe left himself logged in?

I just started work. And I'm here till 9 :(
Then in again at 9 tomorrow morning. :(

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

I have to go and have a family photo taken. 5 generations of women. Im far to fuskin hungover for this crap and i have nothing to wear.
awwww my 'ead:(

[Barbara]

I have to go and have a family photo taken. 5 generations of women. Im far to fuskin hungover for this crap and i have nothing to wear.
awwww my 'ead:(

Oh bless you. Good party?

[Anneka]

Oh bless you. Good party?

Heh heh mugs of extra dry vamoof :P roxie was pished :)

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

Oh bless you. Good party?

Ye it was but then i went to the warehouse with nat and then to the old dog :/

And when i got home nat asin my bed!!! cheeky trout!!

[Metrobone]

*pitches tent*

alright guys i'm going to be here for a while

[Blousey Brown]

'Sup Paddy?

[topcat]

I am sooooooooooooooo ill. :(:(:(

[Metrobone]

'Sup Paddy?

everything

[Rach]

*pitches tent*

alright guys i'm going to be here for a while

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o :(

[Metrobone]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o :(

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss s:(:(:(

[Blousey Brown]

everything

I'm here till 9.
Talk it all out if you like :)

[Rach]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss s:(:(:(

Crapbags :( Do you want one of my cats, they are good company for when you are old and lonely x

[Tarnishedglitter]

Hangover, and nick will be home soon and I have to persuade him not to get all angry about the gin-nickers last night :(

[Anneka]

Hangover, and nick will be home soon and I have to persuade him not to get all angry about the gin-nickers last night :(

Good luck hun...:p

[Metrobone]

Crapbags :( Do you want one of my cats, they are good company for when you are old and lonely x

i have 4 already

[Rach]

i have 4 already

Oh well, you are doing better than me then, really sorry things didn't turn out as hoped, remember it was not my suggestion though ;)

[Metrobone]

Oh well, you are doing better than me then, really sorry things didn't turn out as hoped, remember it was not my suggestion though ;)

told you i'm blaming shed!

[Rach]

told you i'm blaming shed!

I think that is best :D

I have loads to do today and can't be arsed and have to go to 2 parties tonight, gonna cost a fortune and not really in the mood :(

[jessdrummer]

Things just went from bad to worse :(
I really want to go to the Ferret and keep my mind distracted but no one's going until later. Arghhhh.

[Tarnishedglitter]

Where is nick???

[Tarnishedglitter]

Where is nick???

upstairs. i just rang him and he managed to sneak in the house without me realising :)

[Joe]

I'm gay lol
lol. never gets old

[Lou]

(ex) Fella did his usual trick of getting drunk and being a nasty git on the second day of holidays so dumped him and sent him home. Now I'm staying in Scotland for as long as I can till I have to go back to work but am not looking forward to getting back to Preston. I hope all my stuff isn't in the front garden!

Although I'm quite proud I've survived the Fringe all on my own!

[bik]

(ex) Fella did his usual trick of getting drunk and being a nasty git on the second day of holidays so dumped him and sent him home. Now I'm staying in Scotland for as long as I can till I have to go back to work but am not looking forward to getting back to Preston. I hope all my stuff isn't in the front garden!

Although I'm quite proud I've survived the Fringe all on my own!

Good work.

[Rach]

(ex) Fella did his usual trick of getting drunk and being a nasty git on the second day of holidays so dumped him and sent him home. Now I'm staying in Scotland for as long as I can till I have to go back to work but am not looking forward to getting back to Preston. I hope all my stuff isn't in the front garden!

Although I'm quite proud I've survived the Fringe all on my own!

Shit :(

[J2TheH]

*pitches tent*

alright guys i'm going to be here for a while

Let's hug it out this evening.

[Blousey Brown]

(ex) Fella did his usual trick of getting drunk and being a nasty git on the second day of holidays so dumped him and sent him home. Now I'm staying in Scotland for as long as I can till I have to go back to work but am not looking forward to getting back to Preston. I hope all my stuff isn't in the front garden!

Although I'm quite proud I've survived the Fringe all on my own!

Well done! :)
I know it's hard but you'll realise (idf you don't already) that it was the best thing to do.

[J2TheH]

Being skint SUCKS.

[Blousey Brown]

Still got a whopping 4 hours left at work and my boss has come home so I can't squeak in a sneaky essay. Prestone is fine though, obvs.

EDIT: You aren't properly broke until you can't afford to go to a HOUSE PARTY.

[Lou]

The guy who I'm staying with tonight organised Solfest and has offered me a free VIP weekend pass but I think I'm working next weekend. Meh.

[Markoos]

Oh god, Crewe are f*cking shit :(

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

(ex) Fella did his usual trick of getting drunk and being a nasty git on the second day of holidays so dumped him and sent him home.


Proud of you. Hope you're ok.:)

[bigred]

cant seem to figure out how much bursarl im actually going to get, i think it might only be enough to cover accomodation in which case i cant afford to live and wont be able to do it hmmmm.........this could cause issues.

[Tarnishedglitter]

My hair was all dry and frizzy yesterday so I put a deep conditioner thing on it, which sorted it out, but now it's all greasy and I can't be bothered washing it as I'm in a post party, last nights eyeliner and the tail end of a hangover being soothed by takeaway kinda mood.

Talc time!

[Wishfairy]

Paddy laughed at my little lady-box :(

[Pish]

Your all asleep.
I am at work.
Roll on Tuesday.

[Blousey Brown]

I am sad because despite working all the frigging hours god sends, my work has screwed up my pay AGAIN and I have to buy all the stuff I need for Leeds for under £80 with the change being my Leeds spends. :(
Already I only have £52 left. I have bought no booze and no cigs. WOE
This also led to a very disturbing dream last night about my teeth falling out.

[Pish]

Already I only have £52 left. I have bought no booze and no cigs.
Thats easy! 80smokes=£10, then you can spen the rest on Taurus Cider and a horse to carry it all.

[Blousey Brown]

Thats easy! 80smokes=£10, then you can spen the rest on Taurus Cider and a horse to carry it all.

Where on earth can I get 80 smokes for £10? Unless perhaps I buy tobacco and skins and have 80 prison rollies.

[Pish]

Where on earth can I get 80 smokes for £10? Unless perhaps I buy tobacco and skins and have 80 prison rollies.
sorry meant £20. Or like you say, get yourself a Ciggarette tin from the £1 shop and do a tonne of rollies.

[Gareth]

feeling rough!!!!!!!!

i gotta pack today for a fun little break, i don't think i can do it!!!!

[Markoos]

F*CK! Thought I had loads of money left this month and just realised my car tax is due at the end of the month. Bah, oh well.

[topcat]

I am dying. Literally.

I has teh woes.

:(

[Marsha]

I am dying. Literally.

I has teh woes.

:(
its ok, cats have 9 lives dont they

[Gareth]

I am dying. Literally.

I has teh woes.

:(

sleep is probably for the best! and... water and painkillers

probably.

maybe even multi-vitamins!

[topcat]

sleep is probably for the best! and... water and painkillers

probably.

maybe even multi-vitamins!

Yeh. Just found out I purchased something on ebay at 6am. Oh feck.

:(

[Gareth]

Yeh. Just found out I purchased something on ebay at 6am. Oh feck.

:(

haha! what did you get?

i'm never mixing alcohol and ebay ever... that's just asking for trouble!

[Lizibeth]

too.much.alcohol.

[Marsha]

too.much.alcohol.that should be in the happy thread surely!

[Lizibeth]

that should be in the happy thread surely!

nopes, I have an empty purse and a fuzzy head. plus I stayed at a friends so i'm still in last nights clothes. gross. shower time!

[Marsha]

nopes, I have an empty purse and a fuzzy head. plus I stayed at a friends so i'm still in last nights clothes. gross. shower time!bleugh. better not be smelly for me tonight! i will disown you :p

[J2TheH]

I feel f*cking shit.

I feel like I'm completely losing touch with all my friends, and it's horrible.

[partyvan<3salcmene]

Yeh. Just found out I purchased something on ebay at 6am. Oh feck.

:(

Why are you dying and what did you buy ?

[partyvan<3salcmene]

I feel f*cking shit.

I feel like I'm completely losing touch with all my friends, and it's horrible.

Life is like a long walk through the woods. You all start off in a big group, then one by one people decide to stop and look at something. Sometimes you will find someone you decide to walk with, other times you may walk on your own, but by the end of it you're still bollocksed and walking with whoever kept your pace.

[Pish]

I hope Bill is ok.

[Josh]

I hope Bill is ok.
Same here, gutted me last night.

[Gareth]

Life is like a long walk through the woods. You all start off in a big group, then one by one people decide to stop and look at something. Sometimes you will find someone you decide to walk with, other times you may walk on your own, but by the end of it you're still bollocksed and walking with whoever kept your pace.

wow... sounds like something i'd say!!!!

except i'd add that something about experience of the woods over time and that you'll learn to avoid the dead birds and poo eventually.

and then maybe ending with a decaying corpse that will eventually be forgotten

:D

[partyvan<3salcmene]

wow... sounds like something i'd say!!!!

except i'd add that something about experience of the woods over time and that you'll learn to avoid the dead birds and poo eventually.

and then maybe ending with a decaying corpse that will eventually be forgotten

:D

See my thought was walking out the other end with a hog tied deer over my shoulders, holding my spear with the dogs running alongside, but I thought I'd save that for my mental image.

[Gareth]

See my thought was walking out the other end with a hog tied deer over my shoulders, holding my spear with the dogs running alongside, but I thought I'd save that for my mental image.

not bad... but not realistic... sadly... i'm realistic

(why do i use dots so much?)

[topcat]

Why are you dying and what did you buy ?

I went out to a club. I am soooooo ill.

I bought a silver lampshade. Thank god its cool. :D

[partyvan<3salcmene]

not bad... but not realistic... sadly... i'm realistic

(why do i use dots so much?)

I like to hunt deer for food, I walk with a spear when I am hunting, I have dogs.

[Pumpactionsunshine]

i have no bacon. no eggs. no cheese and no wife or girlfriend to go and get some for me..... and i'm HUNGRY!!!

[The Hinge]

I hope Bill is ok.

Bill Schwarz? What happened to him?

[Anneka]

i have no bacon. no eggs. no cheese and no wife or girlfriend to go and get some for me..... and i'm HUNGRY!!!

Your Kevin right? or am i wrong?...

[Gareth]

I like to hunt deer for food, I walk with a spear when I am hunting, I have dogs.

is this a quote? not saying that you are unrealistic, I just meant the end of life would probably more resemble decaying bodies rather than an exit of success

i have no bacon. no eggs. no cheese and no wife or girlfriend to go and get some for me..... and i'm HUNGRY!!!

get a taxi to go through a drive through for you

[partyvan<3salcmene]

is this a quote? not saying that you are unrealistic, I just meant the end of life would probably more resemble decaying bodies rather than an exit of success

I was more referring to how I wish to pass into the afterlife than the mouldy decaying bits of my corporeal body.

[Pish]

is this a quote? not saying that you are unrealistic, I just meant the end of life would probably more resemble decaying bodies rather than an exit of success

Nay sayer.

Thats just your outlook. Partyvanman paints a picture that I imagine to be told by knoblemen. Where as you sound like one that didnt want to die for the cause. Half Empty or Half Full? Well thats a rubbish one to use tho, being that it you ask me, I'll ask you "Are you filling or empting it?"

[Gareth]

if the forest is life. then my mortal being would stay in the forest in my view. if there's anything past the forest, i'll discover that when i get there. which i do hope is something like walking out with a deer on your back and wearing the wild clothes you made for yourself with the loyal dogs who stayed with you.

oh man... this is too... deep.

[Josh]

People, please!

[Metrobone]

Bill Schwarz? What happened to him?

he got jumped last night. broken nose 10 stitches in his head but other than that he is okay.:(

[Metrobone]

i'm done. i finally reached my limit. spent the last hour of the night in tears for no apparent reason. after 12 years my body has finally said no more. thats it game over. teetotal from now on.

[Josh]

i'm done. i finally reached my limit. spent the last hour of the night in tears for no apparent reason. after 12 years my body has finally said no more. thats it game over. teetotal from now on.
I'm coming with.

I've been wriggling writhing in bed all day, cba.

[Marsha]

i'm done. i finally reached my limit. spent the last hour of the night in tears for no apparent reason. after 12 years my body has finally said no more. thats it game over. teetotal from now on.how about just trying moderation for a while?

[Metrobone]

how about just trying moderation for a while?

i don't do moderation. all or nothing its always been that way with me.

[Anneka]

i'm done. i finally reached my limit. spent the last hour of the night in tears for no apparent reason. after 12 years my body has finally said no more. thats it game over. teetotal from now on.
You'll do better for it hun, good on you :)

[Marsha]

i don't do moderation. all or nothing its always been that way with me.im pretty much the same - although im better now than i used to be. its just forcing yourself when to stop and go home. really try it in bits :)

[Pish]

i don't do moderation. all or nothing its always been that way with me.

I knew this answer was coming. ;)

[Metrobone]

I knew this answer was coming. ;)

that is why you are one of my best mates:D

[Secret Boners]

he got jumped last night. broken nose 10 stitches in his head but other than that he is okay.:(


****, who by? glad it's only cosmetic damage like.

[Metrobone]

****, who by? glad it's only cosmetic damage like.

bunch of townies. they jumped his housemate and one of his mates bill tried to stop the fight and they turned on him. from what i can gather anyway.

twas at bus stop outside 53

[Secret Boners]

bastards.

[Marsha]

bunch of townies. they jumped his housemate and one of his mates bill tried to stop the fight and they turned on him. from what i can gather anyway.

twas at bus stop outside 53should be on CCTV then. tell him to get in touch with UCLAN campus security. has he told the police? if he has then they will do all this for him anyhow

[The Hinge]

****s sake.

[Metrobone]

should be on CCTV then. tell him to get in touch with UCLAN campus security. has he told the police? if he has then they will do all this for him anyhow

they have caught 3 of them. not spoke to bill yet but i spoke to shed last night and wuddy this morning.

[procopius]

is this a quote? not saying that you are unrealistic, I just meant the end of life would probably more resemble decaying bodies rather than an exit of success


Yours, perhaps.

[Hex]

*sigh*

[Pish]

they have caught 3 of them. not spoke to bill yet but i spoke to shed last night and wuddy this morning.

Good.

I couldnt sleep properly cus of this.

[Anneka]

*sigh*

What is wrong oh mighty beared one?

[Gareth]

Yours, perhaps.

probably right... *shrug*

[Betty]

was late for work this morning. so annoyed with myself.

after making the effort to stay sober last night, and getting home at a reasonable hour and going practically straight to bed.

i got a phonecall off the assistant manager, went along the lines of me answering half asleep and-
'where are you?'
'what time is it?'
'ten past 8'
'SHIT! erm, i'll be there in 5 minutes... wait, make that 10'

at least she got a laugh out of it and wasnt pissed off at me.

[Rach]

was late for work this morning. so annoyed with myself.

after making the effort to stay sober last night, and getting home at a reasonable hour and going practically straight to bed.

i got a phonecall off the assistant manager, went along the lines of me answering half asleep and-
'where are you?'
'what time is it?'
'ten past 8'
'SHIT! erm, i'll be there in 5 minutes... wait, make that 10'

at least she got a laugh out of it and wasnt pissed off at me.


I hate being late for work, puts me in a bad mood for the whole day, I walked past your work today.

I am tired and skint and have to go to work in about 1 1/2 hours and all I want to do is sleep :(

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

i really need to sleep at some point today
and iv lost my phone and my backy :( although i know where they are i just cant get to em :(:(:(

[Betty]

I hate being late for work, puts me in a bad mood for the whole day, I walked past your work today.

I am tired and skint and have to go to work in about 1 1/2 hours and all I want to do is sleep :(

you should have come in, i got all hyperactive around 2pm. not eating anything all day and then having a tube of millions ftw :D

[bigred]

I'm just knee deep in a muddy decision that is gonna change loads of things.

[Rach]

you should have come in, i got all hyperactive around 2pm. not eating anything all day and then having a tube of millions ftw :D

That is my kind of eating :D

[Betty]

That is my kind of eating :D

nutritious and delicious.

[emily.]

Jesus christ I want to hit something! But then I really want a cuddle. But then I can't have either.

****ing banks and people who don't pay bills and people expecting me to do stuff last minute that's a pain in the arse for ME because they can't be bothered themselves.. *fumes*

..andbreathe. Argh.

[AlpineJoe]

Jesus christ I want to hit something! But then I really want a cuddle. But then I can't have either.

****ing banks and people who don't pay bills and people expecting me to do stuff last minute that's a pain in the arse for ME because they can't be bothered themselves.. *fumes*

..andbreathe. Argh.

:/. Hope you're ok!

Are you coming out tonight at all?

[Hex]

Just been to see my ex. She informed me that her Gran had passed away last week.

I really liked her Gran. Such a strong, compassionate, amazing woman. Totally unselfish and generous.

I'm gunna go for a cry now.

[emily.]

:/. Hope you're ok!

Are you coming out tonight at all?

I was, then wasn't, now I haven't got a clue. I can't really afford to (re: the bank bit, been charged £50. Which is related to the bill bit. Erg.), but I might just come for a bit for AIR and stuff.


To Hex: Megahugs.

[Marsha]

awwww, Ems,you know what i say :)

[Gareth]

*snip1*

my advice is to do all you can, then poke and prod other people to do their part.

*snip2*

that's rubbish :( *manhug*

[Betty]

I'm just knee deep in a muddy decision that is gonna change loads of things.

you'll make the right decision.

[AlpineJoe]

Just been to see my ex. She informed me that her Gran had passed away last week.

I really liked her Gran. Such a strong, compassionate, amazing woman. Totally unselfish and generous.

I'm gunna go for a cry now.

Aw man. Hope you're alright - and the ex, for that matter.

I was, then wasn't, now I haven't got a clue. I can't really afford to, but I might just come for a bit for AIR and stuff.


To Hex: Megahugs.

I'm coming out for a short while, but it's a last bus job. I just want to see New Zealand Story. Come down, we'll have a chat and whatnot. And I'll buy you a few drinks.

[emily.]

my advice is to do all you can, then poke and prod other people to do their part.



I have been doing for several weeks now, main problem :(

[Blousey Brown]

Aw man. Hope you're alright - and the ex, for that matter.



I'm coming out for a short while, but it's a last bus job. I just want to see New Zealand Story. Come down, we'll have a chat and whatnot. And I'll buy you a few drinks.

What time are NZS on? I fancy seein em.

[Anneka]

Just been to see my ex. She informed me that her Gran had passed away last week.

I really liked her Gran. Such a strong, compassionate, amazing woman. Totally unselfish and generous.

I'm gunna go for a cry now.

Aww Big Hexy Hugs to you hun! :(

[Gareth]

I have been doing for several weeks now, main problem :(

well... in this case there's no other option to do what you're doing. if it's bills stuff (i thought that was mentioned) you could try calling up the company and seeing if they will let you pay a fair part off and take your name off it. long shot. but might be worth it.

[AlpineJoe]

What time are NZS on? I fancy seein em.

I have no idea. First band begins at 8.15, so I anticipate they'll be on at half 9 ish.

I'll see who I have on my phone who might be able to get a better time.

[thejoker]

Jesus christ I want to hit something! But then I really want a cuddle. But then I can't have either.

I'm available for either. I probably deserve one more than the other.

[emily.]

I'm coming out for a short while, but it's a last bus job. I just want to see New Zealand Story. Come down, we'll have a chat and whatnot. And I'll buy you a few drinks.

I'll see. Need to shower and the like. I dunno. I hate some people. Haha.
edit: not like Ferret people. Aw I'm so rubbished out I can't even make sense..

[AlpineJoe]

I'll see. Need to shower and the like. I dunno. I hate some people. Haha.
edit: not like Ferret people. Aw I'm so rubbished out I can't even make sense..

Heh, that's ok. I know what you mean. Well, if you decide not to come out, I understand, but if you do, you know I'll chat to you about stuff if you like.

[emily.]

Fanks.
I have calmed it slightly. I'll try and do so a bit more. Then I may show my face for a bit if I can get there.

[Marsha]

Fanks.
I have calmed it slightly. I'll try and do so a bit more. Then I may show my face for a bit if I can get there.see, it works!

[Hex]

To Hex: Megahugs.
that's rubbish :( *manhug*
Aw man. Hope you're alright - and the ex, for that matter.
Aww Big Hexy Hugs to you hun! :(


Thanks guys. It's appreciated. I've had my cry for the moment.

[stephen]

I have been doing for several weeks now, main problem :(


It sucks doesn't it? After my experience with messrs Platt and Birtill, I won't be sharing a house ever again. It costs to much damn money!

[Rach]

Found out today that a family friend has died, she has been in intensive care in Preston hospital since Tuesday, she was only in her 40s :(

[Hex]

Found out today that a family friend has died, she has been in intensive care in Preston hospital since Tuesday, she was only in her 40s :(


My deepest condolences.

[procopius]

Just been to see my ex. She informed me that her Gran had passed away last week.

I really liked her Gran. Such a strong, compassionate, amazing woman. Totally unselfish and generous.

I'm gunna go for a cry now.

That the one I met? She was/is pretty cool.

[Hex]

That the one I met? She was/is pretty cool.


Yeah, that's the girl. She really took to you. Probably because of the whole books thing.

[procopius]

Yeah, that's the girl. She really took to you. Probably because of the whole books thing.

Ah, then the world is a little heavier for her passing. I shall raise a glass to her memory, she was a good 'un. Chin up, old boy, she's remembered well, eh?

[Hex]

Ah, then the world is a little heavier for her passing. I shall raise a glass to her memory, she was a good 'un. Chin up, old boy, she's remembered well, eh?


Indeed. Just such a shame that she died so lonely.

[Blousey Brown]

Hugs for you Hex. It sounds as if she were a lovely lady. I'm sure she would love to be remembered with smiles, not tears. :)

I have a not very long but very painful essay to write. I DON'T CARE ABOUT MCDONALDS IN CHINA.

[Hex]

Hugs for you Hex. It sounds as if she were a lovely lady. I'm sure she would love to be remembered with smiles, not tears. :)



Wisdom, you speak.

I think I may be heading to the Ferret for a couple of jars with the Harbl's crew in a bit. Drink to her memory and such.

[partyvan<3salcmene]

Wisdom, you speak.

I think I may be heading to the Ferret for a couple of jars with the Harbl's crew in a bit. Drink to her memory and such.

Red Two standing by.

[Hex]

Red 5 standing by.


Ace. When do you wanna get there for?

[shed]

Good.

I couldnt sleep properly cus of this.

He's reet. I went round this afternoon. We took the piss out of the athletics.

I'm expecting a phonecall off the police anytime soon though..

[partyvan<3salcmene]

Ace. When do you wanna get there for?

2000 ?

[Hex]

2000 ?


Done. I shall make my way there now.

[Wishfairy]

Hugs to Hex and Rach. You know we are here if you need a shoulder to cry on.


my woe? crawling in at 4am stone cold sober but utterly hyper on chupachups means my head is all fuzzy and i'm sugar crashing :(

[Rach]

Just been to see my ex. She informed me that her Gran had passed away last week.

I really liked her Gran. Such a strong, compassionate, amazing woman. Totally unselfish and generous.

I'm gunna go for a cry now.

Didn't see this, hugs to you too x

[Lou]

Finally arrived back from Scotland and I nearly cried getting out of the taxi. Jim has gone, I have no money and no-one to talk to. :(

[Rach]

Finally arrived back from Scotland and I nearly cried getting out of the taxi. Jim has gone, I have no money and no-one to talk to. :(

Don't want to say anything trite or inappropriate because I don't know you or the situation (other than what you post on here) but just wanted to acknowledge your post as you sound really upset x I am at work or I would offer you my ear x

[Pink]

Finally arrived back from Scotland and I nearly cried getting out of the taxi. Jim has gone, I have no money and no-one to talk to. :(

pm or msn or summat if you need to.

[Lou]

Don't want to say anything trite or inappropriate because I don't know you or the situation (other than what you post on here) but just wanted to acknowledge your post as you sound really upset x I am at work or I would offer you my ear x

It's just all a bit weird and I'm extremely lonely and completely lost.

Also, I am absolutely covered in bloody midge bites. Even on my woo-woo. lol.

[Rach]

It's just all a bit weird and I'm extremely lonely and completely lost.

Also, I am absolutely covered in bloody midge bites. Even on my woo-woo. lol.

I can imagine, as much as I know I made the right decision when I split up with my ex I found being at home without him really wierd without him, it wasn't until I swapped bedrooms that it was easier.

You should have taken Avon Soft and Fresh dry oil body spray, apparently the midges do not like it :p

[topcat]

Finally arrived back from Scotland and I nearly cried getting out of the taxi. Jim has gone, I have no money and no-one to talk to. :(

*hugs*

[Hex]

Hugs to Hex and Rach. You know we are here if you need a shoulder to cry on.


:)

Didn't see this, hugs to you too x


Thanks, girl.

It's just all a bit weird and I'm extremely lonely and completely lost.


That's how I've felt since my breakup, if I'm honest. PM or chat me if you want.

[topcat]

never.drinking.ever.again.

[Beaker]

why the **** can't you buy a high-performance mouse from anywhere? They all seem to have shitloads of "Notebook Mice", but i've got big hands and can't use them. It seems that retailers are forgetting that people who don't have hands the size of a midget want to buy things too! All I want is a wired or wireless 2000dpi or more mouse with a bit of weight to it, while also spending less than £70. Is that really too much to ask?

[Juggsy]

Stomach bug woe. And won't get sick pay from work woe. And cold and tired and hungry but can't eat woe. And ow ow ow ow ow ow it hurts woe. And Andi can't come home and take care of me woe.

[Andy]

why the **** can't you buy a high-performance mouse from anywhere? They all seem to have shitloads of "Notebook Mice", but i've got big hands and can't use them. It seems that retailers are forgetting that people who don't have hands the size of a midget want to buy things too! All I want is a wired or wireless 2000dpi or more mouse with a bit of weight to it, while also spending less than £70. Is that really too much to ask?

I got a Cyber Snipa mouse which I think is brilliant. Pretty cheap too. 2400 DPI.
http://www.play.com/PC/PCs/4-/3326997/Cyber-Snipa-Optical-Intelliscope-Mouse-USB/Product.html?cm_mmc=Froogle-_-PC-_-Accessories-_-Cyber%2BSnipa%2BOptical%2BIntelliscope%2BMouse%2BU SB&source=5066&engine=froogle_pc&keyword=Cyber+Snipa+Optical+Intelliscope+Mouse+USB

[Pink]

I have so much stuff whizzing round in my head at the mo that it feels abit like this

chfuehta vnpuawfnxcvbfdghedi

I don't know whether I should say some of it to folk or not. It could make the good things go bad, and the bad things get worse, or it could make the good things even better and the bad things good.

Or, do I just sit on it all as usual in order not to rock the boat, and to make sure that I don't upset anyone.

This isn't really for anyone to respond to , I just feel like I can't tell people my woes at the moment, as they have enough of their own, but I also feel that I am dancing to everyone elses tune instead of my own.



harumph!



and someone just queue jumped me at lunch!!! lol!

[bigred]

I have so much stuff whizzing round in my head at the mo that it feels abit like this

chfuehta vnpuawfnxcvbfdghedi

I don't know whether I should say some of it to folk or not. It could make the good things go bad, and the bad things get worse, or it could make the good things even better and the bad things good.

Or, do I just sit on it all as usual in order not to rock the boat, and to make sure that I don't upset anyone.

This isn't really for anyone to respond to , I just feel like I can't tell people my woes at the moment, as they have enough of their own, but I also feel that I am dancing to everyone elses tune instead of my own.



harumph!



and someone just queue jumped me at lunch!!! lol!


I am too feeling a bit like this!

and just like my head isnt working properly. Don't really know what i want or how to get it.

Am just sick of thinking about my future, but am not really having fun in the present.....

[bik]

the illness had dawned on me. i never ill. but this is terrible. no more 36 hour benders for me

[executiverocker]

gigs and clubnights on the same ****ing nights I ****ing work grrrrrrrr

[Lou]

My body is a massive dot-to-dot of bites, some as big as a 50p coin! I woke up this morning and they're all red and swollen. It's not very attractive!

And OH MY GOD they itch. :mad:

[James]

the illness had dawned on me. i never ill. but this is terrible. no more 36 hour benders for me

You were pretty ropey last night dude. And the other weekend at Dananananaykroyd. Simmer down a bit maybe?

[Pish]

SIMMER DOWN!

[Hopkin Green Frog]

the illness had dawned on me. i never ill. but this is terrible. no more 36 hour benders for me

I was just on facebook, and loads of people's statuses are "is ill" "is sick" "has the lurgy".

[Josh]

the illness had dawned on me. i never ill. but this is terrible. no more 36 hour benders for me
Yesterday I was hungover, today I have flu - I never have flu.

This has been a particularly hideous weekend.

I'm taking that good advice. ^

[James]

Yesterday I was hungover, today I have flu - I never have flu.

This has been a particularly hideous weekend.

I'm taking that good advice. ^

In which case, you almost certainly don't have 'flu. You wouldn't be able to look at the screen. People die of 'flu.

[thejoker]

Probably just a cold.

[topcat]

I haz teh tummy infection. I have lost half a stone and may have to cancel my jollies. :(

[James]

And in fairness, I readily accept the existence of the cold that is f*cking awful, and necessitates a day or two off work, but actual IRL 'flu puts you in bed for a month. Your hair hurts when you have a shower, and all you can eat is toast.

[Internets]

IRL 'flu puts you in bed for a month. Your hair hurts when you have a shower, and all you can eat is toast.Most of the people on prestone are like that all the time anyway.

[executiverocker]

And in fairness, I readily accept the existence of the cold that is f*cking awful, and necessitates a day or two off work, but actual IRL 'flu puts you in bed for a month. Your hair hurts when you have a shower, and all you can eat is toast.

I hate it when you're that ill your hair hurts. Why the **** would your hair hurt???

[Josh]

In which case, you almost certainly don't have 'flu. You wouldn't be able to look at the screen. People die of 'flu.

Probably just a cold.
Aye, a cold then.

Still bloody rubbish!

Me body is aching and a groaning. I keep seeing shadows out of the corners of my eyes, and bright colours when I close them!

Acheache.

[executiverocker]

Aye, a cold then.

Still bloody rubbish!

Me body is aching and a groaning. I keep seeing shadows out of the corners of my eyes, and bright colours when I close them!

Acheache.

Alcohol Withdrawal! ha

[Josh]

Alcohol Withdrawal! ha
Eurgh.


Prestone is dead...why isn't anything happening online?!

[shed]

SIMMER DOWN!

lol.

[bigred]

Eurgh.


Prestone is dead...why isn't anything happening online?!

its a monday innit.

[executiverocker]

Eurgh.


Prestone is dead...why isn't anything happening online?!

People probably doing other things. offline.

[Josh]

its a monday innit.
I'm dying of boredom.

Dave is just repeating shit that was already repeated this morning. There's fook all on the TV in general. Nothing online. I am NOT going out. All my friends are too ill to entertain me.


Roooobish.

I want to watch a filum with some pizza. Delicious pizza. AND CAKE.

[executiverocker]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/412954561_67d2387259.jpg

[bigred]

I'm dying of boredom.

Dave is just repeating shit that was already repeated this morning. There's fook all on the TV in general. Nothing online. I am NOT going out. All my friends are too ill to entertain me.


Roooobish.

I want to watch a filum with some pizza. Delicious pizza. AND CAKE.

check out the ted.com if you cant find something on there thats entertaining i will worry about u!

[Metrobone]

i'm done. i finally reached my limit. spent the last hour of the night in tears for no apparent reason. after 12 years my body has finally said no more. thats it game over. teetotal from now on.

its monday now and i feel like shit still. i'm usual;ly okay by now but this^ still seems like a good idea. probably had the worst weekend of my life

[ben mourningwood]

I'm dying of boredom.

Dave is just repeating shit that was already repeated this morning. There's fook all on the TV in general. Nothing online. I am NOT going out. All my friends are too ill to entertain me.


Roooobish.

I want to watch a filum with some pizza. Delicious pizza. AND CAKE.

you wanna get a job then my mate

[Pink]

I have so much stuff whizzing round in my head at the mo that it feels abit like this

chfuehta vnpuawfnxcvbfdghedi

I don't know whether I should say some of it to folk or not. It could make the good things go bad, and the bad things get worse, or it could make the good things even better and the bad things good.

Or, do I just sit on it all as usual in order not to rock the boat, and to make sure that I don't upset anyone.

This isn't really for anyone to respond to , I just feel like I can't tell people my woes at the moment, as they have enough of their own, but I also feel that I am dancing to everyone elses tune instead of my own.



harumph!



and someone just queue jumped me at lunch!!! lol!


eee, i do myself into a tizz sometimes!:)

[Stoical_Halo]

I just applied to FIFTEEN jobs in Leeds via totaljobs.com.....if someone doesn't employ me soon...well...I don't know what i'll do! :(

[Hex]

I'm actually rather cold. Purple hands and everything. I'm NEVER cold.

Time to get a top on.

[Stoical_Halo]

I'm actually rather cold. Purple hands and everything. I'm NEVER cold.

Time to get a top on.

As someone who is cold/not to hot in even the sweatiest rave conditions, I sympathise with your coldness! *hug* Oh and, extra pair of socks on....you loose heat out your feet (it rhymes :p)...and your head...so don a hat if you fancy it!

[Hex]

As someone who is cold/not to hot in even the sweatiest rave conditions, I sympathise with your coldness! *hug* Oh and, extra pair of socks on....you loose heat out your feet (it rhymes :p)...and your head...so don a hat if you fancy it!


I've got a beanie somewhere. Gunna have to find it...

[Rach]

I am so skint, was meant to be taking the child to Camelot and Wednesday and had started arrangements to go out on Saturday but don't think either of them will be possible now, also, along with every other Prestoner it seems, I feel like I am coming down with something, this is normally resolved by an early night but as I am working until 11.30 pm this is not possible, I really can't afford to have any time off work :(

[bigred]

head still fooked. no idea what to do. about anything...

[James]

I'm picking Rob and Helen up tonight. Their plane has been delayed until 1.20am.

Bollocks.

[topcat]

head still fooked. no idea what to do. about anything...

Go with your heart. :)

[Siunaki]

head still fooked. no idea what to do. about anything...

Not sure on your situation, but I know the general feeling. Let things take a natural course, worked for me.

[Josh]

BORED. Phoneless.

Boo.


Can't call or text.


Also, all these phone adverts remind me of my job, I ****ing loved it, it's just setting in now that I've lost my favourite job of all time. ****.

Eurgh.

ALSO. Still ****ing ill, and getting worse due to said reasons.

And - for the last two days I've been desperately trying to sleep, I've gone beyond tired now it's ridiculous. I just want to sleep!

[Wishfairy]

I think i may have a terminal case of wanky-hand from playing too much pirates of the caribbean on the wii. :( ouchy:(

[Stoical_Halo]

I think i may have a terminal case of wanky-hand from playing too much pirates of the caribbean on the wii. :( ouchy:(

Is that a technical term? :p *hugs*

[Wishfairy]

Is that a technical term? :p *hugs*

yep. many of the prestone menfolk suffer.

[AlpineJoe]

yep. many of the prestone menfolk suffer.

Mine's terminal.

[Josh]

Oh look, still awake.

[topcat]

Oh look, still awake.

I know the feeling. I have had ten hours sleep in the last four days.

I can't go to bed just yet, I am still drying clothes (purple waistcoats) that need packing tommorrow.

[Josh]

I know the feeling. I have had ten hours sleep in the last four days.

I can't go to bed just yet, I am still drying clothes (purple waistcoats) that need packing tommorrow.
And how does a Topcat wash a tophat when it needs washing then?

Answer me this. ANSWER ME THIS.

[topcat]

And how does a Topcat wash a tophat when it needs washing then?

Answer me this. ANSWER ME THIS.

I don't wash my hats. Admittedly they tend to start stinking after a while, I suppose its the time I spend in the Alleys and such. I have them made to order you see, but I do recycle the old ones, i'm good like that. ;)

[Tarnishedglitter]

I'm actually rather cold. Purple hands and everything. I'm NEVER cold.

Time to get a top on.

I'm actually starting to think it may be time to put the heating on. Tomorrow we should all try and work out the controls, or ask bikesh to help.

[Hex]

I'm actually starting to think it may be time to put the heating on. Tomorrow we should all try and work out the controls, or ask bikesh to help.


I'd say wait until September. I have the feeling that September's gunna roast.

[Juggsy]

Stomach bug not as bad as yesterday, even managed sexytime last night but still delicate, boo! Also, snotty again which is just annoying *goes to find citirizine* and my boobs hurt. Weather is crap but I will have to go out in it at some point, bah.

[Betty]

i hate morning shifts :mad:

[Hopkin Green Frog]

yep. many of the prestone menfolk suffer.

I wouldn't say "suffer".

[Zeynep]

Shots hangover + work = :(

[Metrobone]

still here :(

[Pish]

still here :(

Whats up diddums?

Tomoz i'll have something to cheer you up!;)

[Joe]

Tomoz i'll have something to cheer you up!;)

;)

[Stoical_Halo]

Ok OW, just had this whitening strip on my top teeth for about 7 mins and i've already had a MASSIVE pain twinge through one of my teeth :( I have to keep it on for half an hour though! I'll be damned if i'm taking it off early though, cost me a few pennies for a ten day pack!:mad: But....OW...it just did it again:(

[Stoical_Halo]

Ow ow ****ity OW.....ten more minutes.....

[Juggsy]

Ow ow ****ity OW.....ten more minutes.....

Poor love, I really hope it's worth it!

[Stoical_Halo]

Poor love, I really hope it's worth it!

Me too.....I have to do my bottom teeth later on = S and then do this once every day for.....20 days? Or I can do it twice a day for ten....but I think that would kill WAY too much so i'll go with the 20 days...after all, I don't wanna end up with teeth that are luminous under black light! :p

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Ok OW, just had this whitening strip on my top teeth for about 7 mins and i've already had a MASSIVE pain twinge through one of my teeth :( I have to keep it on for half an hour though! I'll be damned if i'm taking it off early though, cost me a few pennies for a ten day pack!:mad: But....OW...it just did it again:(

Sounds too horrid to be worth it to me.

I mentioned to my dentist that my teeth had become sensitive. He suggested rubbing senitive toothpaste onto the problem teeth.

Bloody OW! Never did that again. They seem to have improved recently though.:)

[Juggsy]

Sounds too horrid to be worth it to me.

I mentioned to my dentist that my teeth had become sensitive. He suggested rubbing senitive toothpaste onto the problem teeth.

Bloody OW! Never did that again. They seem to have improved recently though.:)

Lol, I said the same thing to my dentist and he told me to get a soft brush. did the job, no pain. My dentist rules.

[Stoical_Halo]

Sounds too horrid to be worth it to me.

I mentioned to my dentist that my teeth had become sensitive. He suggested rubbing senitive toothpaste onto the problem teeth.

Bloody OW! Never did that again. They seem to have improved recently though.:)

I'll just do it till i'm happier with them, I suppose I don't have to do the whole 20 days if I become happy with them before then....and they don't expire till next year so I can always use them again in a few months :)