View Full Version : Glitter back next week!
Drunknmunky
15-08-2008, 12:02 PM
Gary Glitter will be deported to Britain on Tuesday after serving 27 months in prison in Vietnam for child molestation, his lawyer has said.
Le Thanh Kinh told news agencies that the disgraced rock star, real name Paul Gadd, would be free to go wherever he wanted after returning to the UK.
Glitter, 63, was convicted in 2006 for molesting two girls aged 11 and 12.
The Home Office said anyone convicted of sex offences overseas would be met by police on arrival and interviewed.
So what do you reckon should be done to him when he gets back!?
joe ersatz
15-08-2008, 12:04 PM
death by tabloid harrassment, i reckon.
Drunknmunky
15-08-2008, 12:05 PM
death by tabloid harrassment, i reckon.
or just publically castrate him using a small spoon????
joe ersatz
15-08-2008, 12:11 PM
chop him into pieces and send the bits to everyone on the sex offenders register as a warning not to rape our kiddies. :)
Drunknmunky
15-08-2008, 12:16 PM
chop him into pieces and send the bits to everyone on the sex offenders register as a warning not to rape our kiddies. :)
we should send some back to where he is coming from also, as he raped theres also.
Plus we could get all the people on the register to rape him?! in the EAR!
is anyone thinking of the children here?
is anyone thinking of the children here?
Gary Glitter is, surely that's the whole point?
Drunknmunky
15-08-2008, 12:19 PM
is anyone thinking of the children here?
yeh but what should they do for them?!
yeh but what should they do for them?!
oral sex
joe ersatz
15-08-2008, 12:25 PM
Plus we could get all the people on the register to rape him?! in the EAR!
it wouldn't work. they wouldn't be able to get wood, on account of glitter not being a child. :(
Drunknmunky
15-08-2008, 12:27 PM
oral sex
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
you would think that i had got bored of that by now? :eek:
it wouldn't work. they wouldn't be able to get wood, on account of glitter not being a child. :(
Not all people on the sex offenders register are pedophiles though.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
you would think that i had got bored of that by now? :eek:
He who is bored with oral sex is bored with life.
Drunknmunky
15-08-2008, 12:32 PM
i was thinking more in the innocent children!? (well not so innocent anymore)
i still think that publically beating the living chuff out him to would be on the way to sufficient punishment!
I feel sorry for Glitter.
Come on people, you know what it's like, your in Vietnam, there's two bitches looking over, WHAT'S A MAN TO DO?
LOL.
...ew.
Davos
15-08-2008, 01:31 PM
They should put him in a block of ice for a week, then everyone will think David Blaine is a paedo as well.
That would please me.
Drunknmunky
15-08-2008, 01:55 PM
They should put him in a block of ice for a week, then everyone will think David Blaine is a paedo as well.
That would please me.
ROFL, then perhaps put him in a perspex box with a group of school children just out of reach!
I like how the idea has shifted to undermining david blaine, who could potentially be a closet paedo?!
Chopper Ironballs
15-08-2008, 02:12 PM
barb wire up his gary glitter*
* = cockerknee slang for 'shitter' or anus if your polite
Davos
15-08-2008, 02:13 PM
ROFL, then perhaps put him in a perspex box with a group of school children just out of reach!
I like how the idea has shifted to undermining david blaine, who could potentially be a closet paedo?!
i don't care whether Blaine is a paedo or not, as long as everyone thinks he is, the pretentious tosspot.
Davos
15-08-2008, 02:13 PM
barb wire up his gary glitter*
* = cockerknee slang for 'shitter' or anus if your polite
samantha janus, if you please
Fugazi
15-08-2008, 02:15 PM
i don't care whether Blaine is a paedo or not, as long as everyone thinks he is, the pretentious tosspot.
I was disappointed when they let him out of the box.
They should have left him in it to die and rot as some sort of bizarre monument to pointless stupid acts of self-indulgence.
Drunknmunky
15-08-2008, 02:17 PM
I was disappointed when they let him out of the box.
They should have left him in it to die and rot as some sort of bizarre monument to pointless stupid acts of self-indulgence.
i dunno, i just think the time has come for the americans to say its not big and it isnt clever let alone magic. You want to do magic go to the Far east and find Bin Laden and then strap a bomb to his chest and see if he comes back!
Preferably not!!
jesperado
15-08-2008, 02:17 PM
I think he should be enrolled on the sex offenders' core treatment programme and be monitored by the police.
Or, you know, cut his balls off.
Internets
15-08-2008, 02:18 PM
I'm going to ask him for my hard drives back.
Drunknmunky
15-08-2008, 02:19 PM
I'm going to ask him for my hard drives back.
Both physically sickening but amusing in all the wrong ways!!
Chopper Ironballs
15-08-2008, 02:29 PM
adamt ant is better than gary glitter, he made better records and he went wierd in a good endearing way. not the bad way that gary went. oh gary, why didn't you just crash planes like numan if you wanted to be all wierd. kids don't like being touched tsk tsk
They should make him live in Chorley.
They should make him live in Chorley.
woah! all he did was touch somekids!
They should make him live in Chorley.
We're not ****ing animals, no one should have to endure such a horrific punishment. Not even the paedos.
They should make him live in Chorley.
Yeah, coz living in Leyland wouldn't be a punishment, he would be hailed as a king :p
partyvan<3salcmene
15-08-2008, 06:15 PM
I thought this was a thread about Cat getting back from America. This is the shittest thread ever.
I thought this was a thread about Cat getting back from America. This is the shittest thread ever.
hahah I thought the same!
I thought this was a thread about Cat getting back from America. This is the shittest thread ever.
LOL!
Yeah, coz living in Leyland wouldn't be a punishment, he would be hailed as a king :p
Fight, fight, fight!
jesus_nightside_eclipse
19-08-2008, 02:37 PM
Awesome, I can finally ask my hero for some tips!
godonlyknows
19-08-2008, 02:49 PM
It's no joke, this, guys. I was investigated for child porn. These law enforcement officers came into my house and told me to turn the PC on.
So I showed him my photo albums of kids by the swimming pool.
"its good to be back ooooohhh ayyyyyy ooooohhh"
Am I too late/sick?
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