Girly night out - Sat 16th!

[Juggsy]

Kait and I were planning on heading round town for a bit on saturday, then Jenni joined us and suggested we make it an all out girly night so we have.

Those of you on my facebook have been invited, the event is here. (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=23536328870)

any of you on the book of face that I don't have on the guest list, just send for an invite, no boys though!

Fun will be had!

[Barbara]

Kait and I were planning on heading round town for a bit on saturday, then Jenni joined us and suggested we make it an all out girly night so we have.

Those of you on my facebook have been invited, the event is here. (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=23536328870)

any of you on the book of face that I don't have on the guest list, just send for an invite, no boys though!

Fun will be had!

Oh damnit I'm busy that night, have fun though!:p

[Betty]

i may make it out for a little while but i dont know where, i have stock check at work at 8 the following morning so i will see how it pans out :)

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Can't come.:(:(:(

Have a good one though.

[Ziv]

well that's not much notice! :p

Anywayz, if anyone is up for it come to canal street and do karaoke with me n my sis this week.

[Internets]

if anyone is up for it come to canal streetI hear Dave's up there quite a lot.

[Ziv]

I hear Dave's up there quite a lot.

I guess he's too ill to come out what with having scabies though..

[Davos]

I hear Daves up there quite a lot.

I hear Daves everywhere, but when I turn around, they're gone.

[Juggsy]

well that's not much notice! :p

Anywayz, if anyone is up for it come to canal street and do karaoke with me n my sis this week.

Kait and I arranged to go out this weekend last week, but we only decided to make it a full blown melee this morning :p

gutted Lorraine can't come, she usually has a babysitter on Saturdays too.

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

gutted Lorraine can't come, she usually has a babysitter on Saturdays too.
Awww, sowwy.

You're right, I do normally have one but it's the Duffy house warming on the Friday so I've already switched nights.
Procopius has offered to babysit too but as I'd have to drive home, it would mean no drinkies.
Next time, I'll be there.:D

[Rach]

I am already out on that night too, going to a 50th birthday party and then a 30th, I am hardcore!

[Dawn]

I will make an effort to come along and meet some more of you lovely people at some point in the evening, though I fear I may be unsuccessful. It IS supposed to be my friends birthday night out on Saturday, so feel a bit obliged to go, but as yet I have no clue what the plans are, or if indeed they are going ahead, so I have a (potentially better!) back up plan now, thanks! :D

[Wishfairy]

I will make an effort to come along and meet some more of you lovely people at some point in the evening, though I fear I may be unsuccessful. It IS supposed to be my friends birthday night out on Saturday, so feel a bit obliged to go, but as yet I have no clue what the plans are, or if indeed they are going ahead, so I have a (potentially better!) back up plan now, thanks! :D

but our tits are better than hers! pweeeease dawny *puppy dog eyes*

[Wishfairy]

Awww, sowwy.

You're right, I do normally have one but it's the Duffy house warming on the Friday so I've already switched nights.
Procopius has offered to babysit too but as I'd have to drive home, it would mean no drinkies.
Next time, I'll be there.:D

we can always save you a seat in sober corner with me and lissy

[bigred]

I had green hair once, it was awful. Green can be nice but only certain shades. I absolutely cannot stand orange though.

oi!!!

[James]

There you go, have your thread back :D

[Juggsy]

oi!!!

Ah shush, I probably have more ginger exes than anyone on here! :p

[Juggsy]

There you go, have your thread back :D

Aw fanks, Lord Jimbo :p

[Rach]

There you go, have your thread back :D

That has totally freaked me out!

Ah shush, I probably have more ginger exes than anyone on here! :p

I have 2 :eek:

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Did the last half of this thread just magically disappear????? It had gone off topic somewhat.

[Juggsy]

That has totally freaked me out!



I have 2 :eek:

Three for me.

[James]

The rest of it is in this charmingly-titled thread. (http://prestone.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=47170)

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Grandparents just offered to babysit.

I'm coming after all.

I might have some drinks too if there's the offer of a sofa to kip on?????:D:D:D

[Hex]

Grandparents just offered to babysit.

I'm coming after all.

I might have some drinks too if there's the offer of a sofa to kip on?????:D:D:D


"I'm drunk, I am. Really drunk. Am I drunk? I must be, I'm talking about how drunk I am. Woo Sambucca! *glomp*"

[Rach]

I am jealous, I want to come :(

[Rach]

"I'm drunk, I am. Really drunk. Am I drunk? I must be, I'm talking about how drunk I am. Woo Sambucca! *glomp*"

That sounds like fun :D

[procopius]

the offer of a sofa to kip on?????:D:D:D

If you can manage cab fare to Whitestake, I think I can do better than that...

... also, I think I might need to sink a few beverages and will assemble the usual Pirate Raiding Crew to attend to the matter. We should be able to meet up at close of play and grab a taxi, no?

[Joe]

If you can manage cab fare to Whitestake, I think I can do better than that...

... also, I think I might need to sink a few beverages and will assemble the usual Pirate Raiding Crew to attend to the matter. We should be able to meet up at close of play and grab a taxi, no?

how were the welding rods?

[procopius]

how were the welding rods?

Did the job just fine and dandy, had to be a bit delicate with that size of rod and the skinny little brackets we had, but them's the breaks. A squirt of galvie and those brackets are now on there yea unto the very crack of doom.

The bit where we improvised a cherrypicker with a forklift and a pallet was a bit, um, nerve wracking. The hoddie* who is the only guy we've got with a telehandler driver's ticket has um, interesting perceptions of space, time, height, and what constitutes a safe speed at which to manouvre a pallet containing me and a whole load of welding gear.



*The one who's had a shag in just about every brothel in Preston, to hear him talk, plus half of Fletcher street and a few of the inmates of the RSPCA rescue centre into the bargain.

[Hex]

That sounds like fun :D


Lorraine's hilarious when drunk.

[Rach]

Lorraine's hilarious when drunk.

I have seen her drunk, I think, I however, was also drunk so it kind of cancelled it out.

[Hex]

I have seen her drunk, I think, I however, was also drunk so it kind of cancelled it out.


Careful. Thinking like that will lead to inadvertently dividing by zero.

OH SHI--

[Joe]

Did the job just fine and dandy, had to be a bit delicate with that size of rod and the skinny little brackets we had, but them's the breaks. A squirt of galvie and those brackets are now on there yea unto the very crack of doom.

The bit where we improvised a cherrypicker with a forklift and a pallet was a bit, um, nerve wracking. The hoddie* who is the only guy we've got with a telehandler driver's ticket has um, interesting perceptions of space, time, height, and what constitutes a safe speed at which to manouvre a pallet containing me and a whole load of welding gear.



*The one who's had a shag in just about every brothel in Preston, to hear him talk, plus half of Fletcher street and a few of the inmates of the RSPCA rescue centre into the bargain.
sounds like you had fun then!

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

"I'm drunk, I am. Really drunk. Am I drunk? I must be, I'm talking about how drunk I am. Woo Sambucca! *glomp*"
I couldn't have been THAT drunk because I actually remember saying those words.

I am jealous, I want to come :(
Is there no chance?

If you can manage cab fare to Whitestake, I think I can do better than that...

... also, I think I might need to sink a few beverages and will assemble the usual Pirate Raiding Crew to attend to the matter. We should be able to meet up at close of play and grab a taxi, no?
Sounds like an offer too good to refuse. I'd be getting withdrawal symptoms towards the end of the night anyway, I always do.:)

Lorraine's hilarious when drunk.
Are you sure?
I know I'm a happy drunk at least.

[Hex]

I couldn't have been THAT drunk because I actually remember saying those words.


You said you were. Adamantly. Who am I to argue?

Are you sure?
I know I'm a happy drunk at least.


You're like a Sun of Sunshine, going around with a big grin, boasting about your man and glomping everyone.

[Rach]

I couldn't have been THAT drunk because I actually remember saying those words.


Is there no chance?


Sounds like an offer too good to refuse. I'd be getting withdrawal symptoms towards the end of the night anyway, I always do.:)


Are you sure?
I know I'm a happy drunk at least.

No, I have parties to go to, exs aunties 50th and then Hailey's (my friend's sister who came to rock world) 30th afterwards, another one will have to be arranged for soon!

[Juggsy]

Grandparents just offered to babysit.

I'm coming after all.

I might have some drinks too if there's the offer of a sofa to kip on?????:D:D:D

Lorraine's coming after all? Hooray! :D

I was tempted to call in sick for tomorrow to then make it all the more believable if I call in sick on Sunday.

But we can't afford it and although I was very poorly yesterday I'm actually feeling a lot better today.

Btw, what's everyone wearing?

And also, I can't believe that question hadn't come up yet!

[Rach]

Lorraine's coming after all? Hooray! :D

I was tempted to call in sick for tomorrow to then make it all the more believable if I call in sick on Sunday.

But we can't afford it and although I was very poorly yesterday I'm actually feeling a lot better today.

Btw, what's everyone wearing?

And also, I can't believe that question hadn't come up yet!

Something pink :rolleyes:

[Juggsy]

Something pink :rolleyes:

Bugger off you :p

It will probably be all black for me... And probably the same for Lorraine...

[Rach]

Bugger off you :p

It will probably be all black for me... And probably the same for Lorraine...

If I was coming I would be a rainbow of colour! In fact, tomorrow night I shall be wearing a light blue denim skirt and silver top, no black at all (except I will probably change my mind and be mostly in black afterall) :p

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Bugger off you :p

It will probably be all black for me... And probably the same for Lorraine...

This.

In fact, I might just wear tonight's clothes again. I'll see how they smell.:p

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

You said you were. Adamantly. Who am I to argue?




You're like a Sun of Sunshine, going around with a big grin, boasting about your man and glomping everyone.

What exactly does 'glomping' mean?

Nothing terrible I hope.

[Tarnishedglitter]

a) i can't believe there was welding talk in a girls night oput thread.

b) I will wear my new dress, which is getting its inaugural outing at the housewarming tonight

[Rach]

This.

In fact, I might just wear tonight's clothes again. I'll see how they smell.:p

The joy of no smoking in pubs and clubs, we can be tramps lol

[Hex]

What exactly does 'glomping' mean?

Nothing terrible I hope.

Glomp! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glomp)

[Ziv]

old school avatar-ing there!

[Russ]

I probably have more ginger exes than anyone on here! :p

Ha. Ginger Slut.

*I'm really sorry but I'm not sure I could sleep at night if I hadn't said that.

[Juggsy]

Ha. Ginger Slut.

*I'm really sorry but I'm not sure I could sleep at night if I hadn't said that.

Lol, tis fine. One of them looks like Simon Pegg.

[Lizibeth]

Lol, tis fine. One of them looks like Simon Pegg.

:eek:

[Dawn]

but our tits are better than hers! pweeeease dawny *puppy dog eyes*

That is an excellent point!

All I can promise is that I will try my very best!! (It'd be sooooo much better I know!!)

we can always save you a seat in sober corner with me and lissy

I might have to take Lorraine's place on there seeing as she is joining in now. I am very very poor!!! (And besides, I made enough of a tit of myself at your party, so it might be quite nice to meet people (a lot more) sober!!

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

This.

In fact, I might just wear tonight's clothes again. I'll see how they smell.:p

Bugger.

The aforementioned clothes now smell of smoke from the 'manfire' at the Duffy's housewarming.

Maybe an hour on the washing line and some Febreze will do the trick.

[Wishfairy]

Right i have made an executive decision - we shall meet in the ferret between half seven and nine this will allow those who like to start earlier their time and those who have to work late/take ages to beautify/undecided about attending the chance to get their act together to. we can then decide what/where to do next.

Jenni has requested pretty dresses - i was thinking tart-wear (to obtain afore mentioned free drinks) you can wear what the hell you like so long as you attend!

[Wishfairy]

This.

In fact, I might just wear tonight's clothes again. I'll see how they smell.:p

good tits top :D I approve!

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Right i have made an executive decision - we shall meet in the ferret between half seven and nine this will allow those who like to start earlier their time and those who have to work late/take ages to beautify/undecided about attending the chance to get their act together to. we can then decide what/where to do next.

Jenni has requested pretty dresses - i was thinking tart-wear (to obtain afore mentioned free drinks) you can wear what the hell you like so long as you attend!

Perfect. I was going to suggest something similar as I want to watch Bikini Black Special who are on at 7.45.

If anyone fancies an afternoon bevvie, I'm on at 2.30 with Stephen.:D:D:D

I'll be going home after my set and then back again for girly night.

[Lou]

I'm staying in Dunbar tonight as I'm doing a spot of Loch canoeing tomorrow so I won't be attending. :(

[Hopkin Green Frog]

Perfect. I was going to suggest something similar as I want to watch Bikini Black Special who are on at 7.45.

If anyone fancies an afternoon bevvie, I'm on at 2.30 with Stephen.:D:D:D

I'll be going home after my set and then back again for girly night.

Nice plug, well done :)

[Betty]

i'll be there around half 7, or thereabouts. dont have a clue what to wear. hmm.

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

i may be there at 9. i need new tights. if im not there will one of you text me where your going.

(actually, i think only betty has my number)

[Betty]

i may be there at 9. i need new tights. if im not there will one of you text me where your going.

(actually, i think only betty has my number)

i'll let you know where we are :p

[Tarnishedglitter]

i may be there at 9. i need new tights. if im not there will one of you text me where your going.

(actually, i think only betty has my number)

I do as well!

[Tarnishedglitter]

Right, time to apply makeup. I have a conceler thing, but the brush at the end of the tube has no conceler on it, and I can't find any way of getting conceler to be on it. Twisting the tube one way does nothing and I can't twist it the other. Should I go and get it and find out what brand it is and type it into google?

[Blousey Brown]

Right, time to apply makeup. I have a conceler thing, but the brush at the end of the tube has no conceler on it, and I can't find any way of getting conceler to be on it. Twisting the tube one way does nothing and I can't twist it the other. Should I go and get it and find out what brand it is and type it into google?

Try clicking the end.

[Tarnishedglitter]

turns out I had to hold it brush end down and turn the end. duh!


Right, flowery, frilly yet modest dress, or flimsy short and so low cut I can't wear a bra dress?

[Blousey Brown]

turns out I had to hold it brush end down and turn the end. duh!


Right, flowery, frilly yet modest dress, or flimsy short and so low cut I can't wear a bra dress?

Do you have boob tape?! If so, second one. If not, first one. Simple!

(or, whichever you feel most confident in)

[Tarnishedglitter]

Do you have boob tape?! If so, second one. If not, first one. Simple!

No boob tape. I can prob get away with pulling my bra down and the dress up. Nah, think I'll go for the frilly one. Cheers!

[Tarnishedglitter]

Plus , no idea where my heeled shoes are. Dresses that short need either docs or massive heels IMO and both are still packed.

[Buddy Revell]

Right, time to apply makeup. I have a conceler thing, but the brush at the end of the tube has no conceler on it, and I can't find any way of getting conceler to be on it. Twisting the tube one way does nothing and I can't twist it the other. Should I go and get it and find out what brand it is and type it into google?

Try clicking the end.

turns out I had to hold it brush end down and turn the end. duh!


Right, flowery, frilly yet modest dress, or flimsy short and so low cut I can't wear a bra dress?

Do you have boob tape?! If so, second one. If not, first one. Simple!

(or, whichever you feel most confident in)

No boob tape. I can prob get away with pulling my bra down and the dress up. Nah, think I'll go for the frilly one. Cheers!

Plus , no idea where my heeled shoes are. Dresses that short need either docs or massive heels IMO and both are still packed.

lol. i have a steph-only version of this going on in my house now.

[procopius]

lol. i have a steph-only version of this going on in my house now.

*amused* Lorraine's already there.

[ArtyCow]

and its why i hate girly nights out :D

tho i woulda come tonight if i coulda,hope its fun

[Blousey Brown]

Getting ready is the best bit about going out! It's when your hair and make up look best and your shoes don't hurt.

Have fun girls!

:D

[Tarnishedglitter]

Next time, everyone should get ready together.

[procopius]

Next time, everyone should get ready together.

No-one'd get out the door.

[Buddy Revell]

No-one'd get out the door.

"ooh, i just need a quick wee"

"ooh, me too..."

"now, where are my keys"

"lippy, fags, mirror, money, phone...."

"andy, can i have your cashcard?"


****in wimmin.

[Blousey Brown]

No-one'd get out the door.

It does add, on average, about an hour to the getting ready process. Though it actually speeds me up because I take forEVER to get ready and that way I have someone (Keelie) to do my hair.

[Tarnishedglitter]

Right, dressed. Theme of outfit is TITS, followed swiftly by GLITTER.

[Hex]

Right, dressed. Theme of outfit is TITS, followed swiftly by GLITTER.


This girl is ace.

[Tarnishedglitter]

I just nearly went out with a vibrator in my bag. It was one I spotted just as my mum walked into my room as I was moving and quickly scooped up. God knows what could have happened!

[Tarnishedglitter]

argh! taxi number? I'll yell.co.uk it. SOmeone recommend me a taxi firm.

[emily.]

884000
Millers? Usually pretty cheeaap for me.

[ArtyCow]

oh good god its like car crash thread

[Pumpactionsunshine]

This was fantastic! Paddy got more screams walking into the Old Dog than he did on stage in the Ferret. And the tits theme was also good, carried off well throughout ;)

[Betty]

well i am first in i think, maybe second. awesome night out with awesome womens. unfortunately work for me in a couple of hours or else i would still be out.

next time girls i shall be joining in on those disgusting shots :)

[Buddy Revell]

steph came clattering in at some ungodly hour, and then gave me the third degree because i was asleep. fairer sex my arse.

[Wishfairy]

steph came clattering in at some ungodly hour, and then gave me the third degree because i was asleep. fairer sex my arse.

steph left 3 hours before the hardcore girlies and mascot! don't whinge, she could have rolled in after 4 like the rest of us!!

[Buddy Revell]

steph left 3 hours before the hardcore girlies and mascot! don't whinge, she could have rolled in after 4 like the rest of us!!

then shes lost an hour somewhere. i went to bed about two. she rolled in around three ish i think.

:(massive paranoia ensues:(

[piercedmilo]

gemma rolled, literally, in at around 4, but seemed to be in an excellent mood - apparently it's all Paddys fault :D

me and the boy are having a quiet morning watching the olympics and the footy as she's still in bed

[Tanye]

Ah shush, I probably have more ginger exes than anyone on here! :p

I think I am a ginger magnet, I get alllll the gingers. Even the ones who try to hide they're ginger, they're drawn to me too.

[procopius]

Heh. I dragged Lorraine home around 1am.

Y'all don't need to know what happened after that, but she's downstairs getting me breakfast in bed with a big smile on her face.

[piercedmilo]

Heh. I dragged Lorraine home around 1am.

Y'all don't need to know what happened after that, but she's downstairs getting me breakfast in bed with a big smile on her face.

facepaints?

[Zebedee]

I WASN'T SICK!!! :o

[Juggsy]

steph left 3 hours before the hardcore girlies and mascot! don't whinge, she could have rolled in after 4 like the rest of us!!

then shes lost an hour somewhere. i went to bed about two. she rolled in around three ish i think.

:(massive paranoia ensues:(

Kait, you got me into trouble. I left the warehouse around 2.20am and got home at 2.40am. I did not leave three hours before you! Andi now thinks I was abducted by a random boy or summat! I've just spent twenty minutes convincing him I didn't do anything naughty!

I had an excellent night though, I haven't danced like that in about three years, probably more.

**** me but my head hurts.

And the pics will be up shortly!

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Last night was the best, ever.

Thankyou ladies!. Same time next week?:p

[Dawn]

Last night was the best, ever.

Thankyou ladies!. Same time next week?:p

Hehe!!! Why the hell not!!??

But yes, I agree, last night was brilliant. Thank to all who came, lovely to meet those of you I hadn't met before, and nice to see those I had already met (that I remembered!)

I wasn't sick either!!!!!!!! :D:D:D I feel much better than I did earlier this morning though, it has to be said!

[Zebedee]

Pix plz kthx.

[Joe]

****ing women

[Cuckoo For Caca]

****ing women

We all need a hobby.

[Joe]

We all need a hobby.

lol

[Pish]

lol

Me and Ableton Live are getting married in summer. Will you, Mick and Chazz be best men?

[Joe]

Me and Ableton Live are getting married in summer. Will you, Mick and Chazz be best men?

sounds good to me.

[Cuckoo For Caca]

Me and Ableton Live are getting married in summer. Will you, Mick and Chazz be best men?

Ableton is a guy.

It's not a real wedding!

[Pish]

sounds good to me.

Amen.

[Joe]

bum bum tish bum bum bum bum tish

[Rach]

Last night was the best, ever.

Thankyou ladies!. Same time next week?:p

NO!! I am working :(

[Betty]

i am working until 10.30 on saturday and during the day on fri so both nights are free (ish), if i can dump my car somewhere in preston and crash i am well up for next weekend :p either night. i want to get stupidly drunk :)

[Juggsy]

Not a chance for me unfortunately, for a couple of reasons, not least of which is how shit I feel - still.

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

Not a chance for me unfortunately, for a couple of reasons, not least of which is how shit I feel - still.

hahaha i feel wonderful!!!

[Juggsy]

hahaha i feel wonderful!!!

:p you were well funny last night.

My feet are absolutely killing me.

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

:p you were well funny last night.

My feet are absolutely killing me.

my neck is killing me, i dunno why?!?!?!

i only got in at 11 this morn, i needs sleeps

[Rach]

i am working until 10.30 on saturday and during the day on fri so both nights are free (ish), if i can dump my car somewhere in preston and crash i am well up for next weekend :p either night. i want to get stupidly drunk :)

Although I am only working til 11pm on Saturday, could be in Preston by 12 :p

[Betty]

Although I am only working til 11pm on Saturday, could be in Preston by 12 :p

earlier if i come and pick you up on the way. we would be in preston for about quarter past 11.

[Rach]

earlier if i come and pick you up on the way. we would be in preston for about quarter past 11.

That would be a plan, I can actually finish about 10.45 and get ready there, we just need someone to let us sleep at their house (and I need babysitter but that shouldn't be a problem, I am owed favours :p)

[Betty]

That would be a plan, I can actually finish about 10.45 and get ready there, we just need someone to let us sleep at their house (and I need babysitter but that shouldn't be a problem, I am owed favours :p)

well then. plan.

any others up for next saturday?

[Marsha]

my neck is killing me, i dunno why?!?!?!

i only got in at 11 this morn, i needs sleepsyou got your phone back yet? i was texting SAID person who had it! you out tonight? meeting at 8- 8.30

[Hex]

i am working until 10.30 on saturday and during the day on fri so both nights are free (ish), if i can dump my car somewhere in preston and crash i am well up for next weekend :p either night. i want to get stupidly drunk :)
That would be a plan, I can actually finish about 10.45 and get ready there, we just need someone to let us sleep at their house (and I need babysitter but that shouldn't be a problem, I am owed favours :p)


You can both leave cars and crash at ours.

[Anneka]

well then. plan.

any others up for next saturday?
Meeee pls i couldnt make this one as was gutted bout it :(

You can both leave cars and crash at ours.
How about me? am i able to crash on the comfy sofa agens? :)

[Betty]

How about me? am i able to crash on the comfy sofa agens? :)

party at the duffys, no guys allowed (unless they strip ;) ) (except nick)

[Hex]

How about me? am i able to crash on the comfy sofa agens? :)


Course you can.

[Hopkin Green Frog]

party at the duffys, no guys allowed (unless they strip ;) ) (except nick)

*grabs baby oil*

Looks like you ladies just got LUCKY!

*puts on NKOTB "The Right Stuff" CD*

[Rach]

You can both leave cars and crash at ours.

I will be in Betty's car, that would be ace though!

[Hex]

*grabs baby oil*

Looks like you ladies just got LUCKY!

*puts on NKOTB "The Right Stuff" CD*


*joins in*

[Hex]

I will be in Betty's car, that would be ace though!


No worries at all.

[Rach]

*grabs baby oil*

Looks like you ladies just got LUCKY!

*puts on NKOTB "The Right Stuff" CD*

*joins in*

Good to see you are getting some practice in, should be just about perfect by Saturday :p

[shed]

Was this girly night out the group of ladies that Joe was being sexist to and I didn't realise he knew them?

[Joe]

Was this girly night out the group of ladies that Joe was being sexist to and I didn't realise he knew them?

haha them's the ones.

[Wishfairy]

then shes lost an hour somewhere. i went to bed about two. she rolled in around three ish i think.

:(massive paranoia ensues:(


taxi home/food time muffin. she left at peak taxi queue time

[Wishfairy]

Kait, you got me into trouble. I left the warehouse around 2.20am and got home at 2.40am. I did not leave three hours before you! Andi now thinks I was abducted by a random boy or summat! I've just spent twenty minutes convincing him I didn't do anything naughty!

I had an excellent night though, I haven't danced like that in about three years, probably more.

**** me but my head hurts.

And the pics will be up shortly!

I thought the warehouse closed at 2?!! this will be where my misperception of time came from. sorry.

Andi, no need to be a big girlie girl, she spent the vast majority of the evening telling us how ****ing amazing you are! chillax.

[Juggsy]

taxi home/food time muffin. she left at peak taxi queue time

I walked to the end of the cobbles and immediately flagged a cab. **** queueing, I've never done that for cabs if I could help it, you nab them as they come round the corner.

I said in my earlier post I left at 2.20 and was stumbling through my front door 20 mins later. I don't know why you seem to think I left so much earlier than you?!

[Wishfairy]

I walked to the end of the cobbles and immediately flagged a cab. **** queueing, I've never done that for cabs if I could help it, you nab them as they come round the corner.

I said in my earlier post I left at 2.20 and was stumbling through my front door 20 mins later. I don't know why you seem to think I left so much earlier than you?!

coz i gots confused about the time w/h closed. please don't yell at me. I sorry. I just got up and my feels like tapioca!

[Zebedee]

well then. plan.

any others up for next saturday?

Not me. Working Sunday.

WHERE ARE THESE PICTURES!?

[Tarnishedglitter]

That was a really good night girls :) Not sure we can keep it up every week, but a monthly event would be awesome!

[Tarnishedglitter]

Oh, and I'm at my parents without camera, so my pictures will follow tomorrow.

[Wishfairy]

That was a really good night girls :) Not sure we can keep it up every week, but a monthly event would be awesome!

That's what i was thinking! I dont have enough clothes to do every week!

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Thankyou ladies!. Same time next week?:p

I wasn't actually being serious, but carry on if you wish.

[Juggsy]

coz i gots confused about the time w/h closed. please don't yell at me. I sorry. I just got up and my feels like tapioca!

Aw honey I wasn't yelling! Mwah!

And apologies for the delay in uploading pictures, what I thought was just a hangover has turned out to be a stomach bug and I have been up since about 4am in agony and very ill.

The photos are on facebook but for the non-facebook lot I'll put them here.

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Aw honey I wasn't yelling! Mwah!

And apologies for the delay in uploading pictures, what I thought was just a hangover has turned out to be a stomach bug and I have been up since about 4am in agony and very ill.

The photos are now on facebook, see them here. (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=23536328870#/photo_search.php?oid=23536328870&view=all)

Edit: Anyone know if there's a way to set it so non-facebook members can see them?

Awww, poor you. Get well soon.:)

Photos are funny btw.

[Juggsy]

Sod it:

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000306-1.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000307.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000308.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000309.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000310.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000311.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000312.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000314.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000315.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000313.jpg

[Juggsy]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000317.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000318.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000319.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000320.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000321.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000322.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000323.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000324.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000325.jpg

[Wishfairy]

thanks juggy :D these are great

[Juggsy]

thanks juggy :D these are great

Y'welcome.

Best thing is, I'm not bright red on any of them, foundation FTW! :D

[Rach]

I wasn't actually being serious, but carry on if you wish.

On reflection I really can't do this saturday, I am totally skint and am working Sunday afternoon and can' change it :(

Also, the pictures are ace!

[Rach]

On reflection I really can't do this saturday, I am totally skint and am working Sunday afternoon and can't change it :(

Also, the pictures are ace!

This may no longer be true :D

[Wishfairy]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/Juggsyuk/S7000319.jpg
KEV! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDY!


those poor toothless menfolk didn't know what'd hit 'em! (not paddy and kev, the other dudes)

[Wishfairy]

ooh which reminds me, Steph where did you get that amazing anti-gravity, dear-god-how-did-they-not-fall-out bra? want one.

[Juggsy]

ooh which reminds me, Steph where did you get that amazing anti-gravity, dear-god-how-did-they-not-fall-out bra? want one.

La Senza. Its a multiway, it also comes with clear straps, it has little gel bits at the bottom of the cups (anti-grav) and it was only £15 iirc.

[icklegemma]

Great night out had by all! doing it as a monthly thing is a fantastic idea, once a week might stretch my finances (and liver) a bit far, but I can just about manage once a month

[procopius]

Once a month. Ladies all together.


Seriously, if you lot start synchronising, I shan't answer for the consequences.

[Juggsy]

Once a month. Ladies all together.


Seriously, if you lot start synchronising, I shan't answer for the consequences.

Y'what? What does that even mean?

[procopius]

Y'what? What does that even mean?

Oh Lawd. I flatly refuse to explain it to you, on account of I value my life.

[Wishfairy]

so if we are going monthly, then we are looking at either the 13th or the 20th september...

what do we fancy ladies?

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

what do we fancy ladies?

Chippendales.:D

(or a cheaper equivalent).

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Y'what? What does that even mean?

He means synchronizing our monthly cycles. It would be like dividing by zero.

[procopius]

Chippendales.:D

(or a cheaper equivalent).

Oooh, if you're going to see them, I'm coming too.

[Juggsy]

Oh Lawd. I flatly refuse to explain it to you, on account of I value my life.

Good boy. We do not take kindly to period jokes from the likes of you :p

Also, I vote 20th September because I'm off work on the 21st and the 22nd is my birthday and I'm going to Nottingham for five days and will spend my birthday on my own so even more of a reason to celebrate with you guys on the 20th!

[Beaker]

Chippendales.:D

(or a cheaper equivalent).

Joe has a history of getting his kit off, and I'm sure you can pursuade Mick and James. You'll have to come up with a name for them, "The MFI" perhaps?

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Oooh, if you're going to see them, I'm coming too.
I would have to beat that lot off you with a shitty stick after watching them.

For your own safety, We'll go on our own.:p

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Also, I vote 20th September

I could do that. Not the following Saturday though (it's Dark-Cide).

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Joe has a history of getting his kit off, and I'm sure you can pursuade Mick and James. You'll have to come up with a name for them, "The MFI" perhaps?

They'd need a tan, full body wax, oil and uniforms.

[Juggsy]

They'd need a tan, full body wax, oil and uniforms.

Yuk. I don't like overly big men, especially ones that look like life-size versions of Ken. Fake tan and no body hair? No thanks.

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Yuk. I don't like overly big men, especially ones that look like life-size versions of Ken. Fake tan and no body hair? No thanks.

There's a difference though. The type of men you're happy to watch making complete and utter shows of themselves, prancing about and pelvic thrusting semi-naked on a stage are not the ones you'd actually want to wake up with.

You have to have respect for those.:)

[procopius]

There's a difference though. The type of men you're happy to watch making complete and utter shows of themselves, prancing about and pelvic thrusting semi-naked on a stage are not the ones you'd actually want to wake up with.

You have to have respect for those.:)

To be fair, I don't think I'd need to have much respect for such a man to want to wake up with him.

Long as he's little spoon, I'm fine wid dat.

[Juggsy]

There's a difference though. The type of men you're happy to watch making complete and utter shows of themselves, prancing about and pelvic thrusting semi-naked on a stage are not the ones you'd actually want to wake up with.

You have to have respect for those.:)

Sure, but I don't want to pay good drinking money to watch a group of men that don't excite me in the slightest prance around, what's the point?

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

To be fair, I don't think I'd need to have much respect for such a man to want to wake up with him.

Long as he's little spoon, I'm fine wid dat.

You shlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggg!:p

Sure, but I don't want to pay good drinking money to watch a group of men that don't excite me in the slightest prance around, what's the point?

Fair enough. I don't really want to pay for it either.

[Pink]

I can't join in on any of those dates,

I can come on the october night out?

[icklegemma]

Sure, but I don't want to pay good drinking money to watch a group of men that don't excite me in the slightest prance around, what's the point?

I agree, also the 20th is good for me too as it is just after pay day

[Zebedee]

My birthday is the 12th of September (Friday) and I'll be going out then. You're all very welcome to join.

[Wishfairy]

20th is good for me too. But no strippers - we were rowdy enough when paddy turned up clothed - imagine how many places we'd get barred from if nekkidness was involved!!

[Juggsy]

20th is good for me too. But no strippers - we were rowdy enough when paddy turned up clothed - imagine how many places we'd get barred from if nekkidness was involved!!

Lol, you jkust reminded me that Paddy called me an "absolute animal" that night :D

besides, I personally prefer female strippers anyway.

[Wishfairy]

Lol, you jkust reminded me that Paddy called me an "absolute animal" that night :D

besides, I personally prefer female strippers anyway.

that's cool, coz we're having them for my hen night :D

[Juggsy]

that's cool, coz we're having them for my hen night :D

ooooh, does that mean I'm invited? When are you going to have it?

[Wishfairy]

ooooh, does that mean I'm invited? When are you going to have it?

not organising that til i've actually booked the weddng venue but we are thinking edinburgh prob in august.

and of course you are invited you dosy tart!

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

that's cool, coz we're having them for my hen night :D

Nice one.

I can do something I've always wanted to do and blame it on everybody else for being a bit kinky.

I'm way too middle of the road for that kind of thing you see?


:p

[Wishfairy]

Nice one.

I can do something I've always wanted to do and blame it on everybody else for being a bit kinky.

I'm way too middle of the road for that kind of thing you see?


:p

wench themed and then i was gonna find an assortment of strippers so the gay, straight and bi members of the party are all catered for!

[Juggsy]

not organising that til i've actually booked the weddng venue but we are thinking edinburgh prob in august.

and of course you are invited you dosy tart!

I wouldn't want to assume dear, just being polite! :D Btw, did you get my text before?

Nice one.

I can do something I've always wanted to do and blame it on everybody else for being a bit kinky.

I'm way too middle of the road for that kind of thing you see?


:p

Aw bless ya! andi and I went to a strip bar together in Blackpool (neither of us had been to one before) and got a double dance, two, actually. This is how we discovered Saints and Sinners. It was a well good day, despite getting absolutely piss-wet through.

[Zebedee]

Fine... consider yourselves un-invited. No delicious Mexican food for you!

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

It was a well good day, despite getting absolutely piss-wet through.

They must have been good then.:p

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Fine... consider yourselves un-invited. No delicious Mexican food for you!

Awww. I bet we'll all end up going out twice.

[Lizibeth]

I wanna play out next time!

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

I wanna play out next time!

Play out tonight!!!:D

[Lizibeth]

Play out tonight!!!:D

you going PR1?

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

you going PR1?

thinking about it, you?

[Lizibeth]

thinking about it, you?

maybs! I need to check my funds.

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

maybs! I need to check my funds.

Funds checked??????????

[Lizibeth]

Funds checked??????????

hehe, I have limited funds but I could be persuaded to spend them out tonight. What time you heading down?

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

hehe, I have limited funds but I could be persuaded to spend them out tonight. What time you heading down?

I have limited funds also. was going to have a few beers at mine first (you do live round the corner dont ya?) if you fancy it. Is your friend out to, i cant remember her name but she spent ages on fri or sat telling me how much she hate H&M!!

[Lizibeth]

I have limited funds also. was going to have a few beers at mine first (you do live round the corner dont ya?) if you fancy it. Is your friend out to, i cant remember her name but she spent ages on fri or sat telling me how much she hate H&M!!

lol, Lannie? she loves H&M! I have no idea who else is out they're all still at work. If I'm out tonight I'm not drinking, I'm still trying to get the weekends alcohol out of my system!

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

lol, Lannie? she loves H&M! I have no idea who else is out they're all still at work. If I'm out tonight I'm not drinking, I'm still trying to get the weekends alcohol out of my system!

HAHA it was my plan also to not drink but then my friend said she was bringing wine to mine before we go so that went out of the window.
Although she has just text me to say she might not be able get to preston so i may not be out at all as i dont know anyone else thats out :(:(:(

[Betty]

i am up for once a month going out, next time i will get drunk and you will all have to pay for the consiquences of that- i suggest dares next time while drinking ^__________^ save up girls- it'll be a good un ;)

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

i am up for once a month going out, next time i will get drunk and you will all have to pay for the consiquences of that- i suggest dares next time while drinking ^__________^ save up girls- it'll be a good un ;)

I can't imagine you being drunk.
Something I've yet to see.

[Betty]

I can't imagine you being drunk.
Something I've yet to see.

i have been drunk in your presence, i was drunk at kait and rick's housewarming, except that was more mellow drunk. i am going to be mental hyper drunk ;)

[bik]

I can't imagine you being drunk.
Something I've yet to see.

its scary

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

i have been drunk in your presence, i was drunk at kait and rick's housewarming, except that was more mellow drunk. i am going to be mental hyper drunk ;)

There is nooooooooooooooooooooo other way to be drunk!!!!!

[Betty]

its scary

shut it you!

There is nooooooooooooooooooooo other way to be drunk!!!!!

bring it on!!!! i'll blame you for anything i do as you are a bad influence ;)

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

bring it on!!!! i'll blame you for anything i do as you are a bad influence ;)

Nothing will be proven!!!

[Betty]

Nothing will be proven!!!

I'll just say 'roxie made me do it.......' then pull a really innocent face, who are they going to believe!!!

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

I'll just say 'roxie made me do it.......' then pull a really innocent face, who are they going to believe!!!

Woah there nellie!! What exactly are you planning on doing on this night out?!?!?!

[Betty]

Woah there nellie!! What exactly are you planning on doing on this night out?!?!?!

i dont know. will just have to see what the night brings.

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

i dont know. will just have to see what the night brings.

Im not coming!!
I dont drink and rarly go out in to this 'town' place. Im a recluse. I no not of fun.

[Tarnishedglitter]

the 20th could be cool as that's the day cat gets back! Although she might not be up for a night out after spending the day on a plane...

[Wishfairy]

the 20th could be cool as that's the day cat gets back! Although she might not be up for a night out after spending the day on a plane...

you are talking about cat, remember - thats exact;y what she'll want to do!!

[Tarnishedglitter]

Aw, I do miss the silly cow :) Life isn't the same without cat, she's ace!

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

you are talking about cat, remember - thats exact;y what she'll want to do!!

Lissy will have to sort out a glittery outfit ready for the night. She'll have a suitcase full of laundry and not much else.

[Pink]

I can't join in on any of those dates,

I can come on the october night out?

fine, i won't come then!!!!

[Wishfairy]

fine, i won't come then!!!!

course you can hunny, one month at a time please or our nights outs planning will look like juggsy's tampon pile! :p

[Juggsy]

fine, i won't come then!!!!

Steady, we haven't got past September yet!

When, in about 6 weeks, we decide on the October one you can let us know if you're free!

[Pink]

course you can hunny, one month at a time please or our nights outs planning will look like juggsy's tampon pile! :p

Steady, we haven't got past September yet!

When, in about 6 weeks, we decide on the October one you can let us know if you're free!

:p:D

[Juggsy]

course you can hunny, one month at a time please or our nights outs planning will look like juggsy's tampon pile! :p

Well at least I'm well prepared, there's nowt shitter than needing one and then realising you've run out!

That did really make me laugh. :D

[Wishfairy]

Well at least I'm well prepared, there's nowt shitter than needing one and then realising you've run out!

That did really make me laugh. :D

if there is one thing i will remember about you till the day i die, it will be how perpared you are in that aspect - you could build a full scale fort complete with tampax cannons out of your stockpile !!!

[Rach]

I can't do the 20th, working at the weekend sucks :( Is noone going out on Saturday now then, I was getting quite excited :(

[Dawn]

you could build a full scale fort complete with tampax cannons out of your stockpile !!!

I dare you to suggest this on Thursday for suitable stormtroopers activity Kait!!!

Re- Next girly night, I can do 13th or 20th Sept. I'm not sooooo tragic that ALL my weekends are free, honest! Just those two happen to be :D

[Juggsy]

if there is one thing i will remember about you till the day i die, it will be how perpared you are in that aspect - you could build a full scale fort complete with tampax cannons out of your stockpile !!!

Lol, and siege towers for the opposing side!

Srsly though, you can never have too many tampons IMO. I don't see the point in buying those piddly little boxes and besides, Tampax re-packaged and now they only come in boxes of 20 or 40 and you'll generally find with stuff like that the larger packs work out cheaper per unit.

[Tarnishedglitter]

What do people think of natural sponges?

[Barbara]

What do people think of natural sponges?

Bit odd really. Nice idea but can you 100% feel comfortable whilst on, when you just have a sponge up there? They aren't for me, anyway. You tried the Mooncup?

[Metrobone]

What do people think of natural sponges?

WTF???????????

[Buddy Revell]

What do people think of natural sponges?

great for washing with. however i feel they might be a breeding ground for bacteria, and i doubt highly that theyd be comfortable or as efficient as the alternatives.

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

WTF???????????

+1

[Tarnishedglitter]

I've never tried them, but apparently it's much better for your bits, as there is no bleach or plasticy bits, and apparently they are ok if you keep them clean, but I'm not sure.

I don't have periods anyway at the mo, but when I come off these drugs and my hormones get back to normal, I would consider it, theres less risk of thrush and irritation and so on. Apparently prossies use sponges, according to some woman I was talking to.

[Tarnishedglitter]

Photos:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=48313&l=54d6b&id=538537202

[Rach]

Photos:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=48313&l=54d6b&id=538537202

Please tell me that is not photos of sponges, I am scared to look :eek:

[Tarnishedglitter]

Sponges:

http://www.jamsponge.co.uk

[enomilie]

Jen text me about this. The one Sat I already had something to do, hopefully be able to come next time (Y)

[Pink]

I've never tried them, but apparently it's much better for your bits, as there is no bleach or plasticy bits, and apparently they are ok if you keep them clean, but I'm not sure.

I don't have periods anyway at the mo, but when I come off these drugs and my hormones get back to normal, I would consider it, theres less risk of thrush and irritation and so on. Apparently prossies use sponges, according to some woman I was talking to.

Its the whole rinsing them in public toilets for all to see that really puts me off

[Tarnishedglitter]

Please tell me that is not photos of sponges, I am scared to look :eek:

lol, no, photos of girls night out!

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

Photos:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=48313&l=54d6b&id=538537202

1 quite disgracfu picture of me!! If this is how i ooked at around 11 in the eve WTF must i have ooked ike when i got in around 11 in the morning :eek: (fyi, no funny business went on!!!)

[Metrobone]

I've never tried them, but apparently it's much better for your bits, as there is no bleach or plasticy bits, and apparently they are ok if you keep them clean, but I'm not sure.

I don't have periods anyway at the mo, but when I come off these drugs and my hormones get back to normal, I would consider it, theres less risk of thrush and irritation and so on. Apparently prossies use sponges, according to some woman I was talking to.

ew ew eeeewwwww

[Lizibeth]

ew ew eeeewwwww

yeah, that's worse than sperm that curdles?!

[Metrobone]

yeah, that's worse than sperm that curdles?!

damn right it is. nowt wrong with a discussion on man snot. Move the decorating thread elsewhere!

[Wishfairy]

damn right it is. nowt wrong with a discussion on man snot. Move the decorating thread elsewhere!

to somewhere like the girls' thread perhaps?

[Metrobone]

to somewhere like the girls' thread perhaps?

oh yeah my bad :D

[Tarnishedglitter]

1 quite disgracfu picture of me!! If this is how i ooked at around 11 in the eve WTF must i have ooked ike when i got in around 11 in the morning :eek: (fyi, no funny business went on!!!)

Are you drunk or can you just not type? :p

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

Are you drunk or can you just not type? :p

see woes!!!

[Hex]

its scary


This.

But our Hayley's also hilarious when hyper-drunk. It's a particular speciality of hers.

Hyper and drunk... we should call it... Hyrunk.

[partyvan<3salcmene]

This.

But our Hayley's also hilarious when hyper-drunk. It's a particular speciality of hers.

Hyper and drunk... we should call it... Hyrunk.

Did you not go the pub ?

[Hex]

Did you not go the pub ?



Nah. Opted out in the end. Didn't feel the need.

[JohnnyYen]

If this is going to happen again, I reckon all those who are husbands/spouses/sextoys to the ladies should get together and have a rival Bloke night out at the same time, with the two parties colliding in the Old Dog around 3am. We'll be all horned up off strippers 'n' bitter, they'll all be dripping like knackered fridges from sextalk, flirting and low-level lesbianism, everyone'll be a winner.

[Rach]

the 20th could be cool as that's the day cat gets back! Although she might not be up for a night out after spending the day on a plane...

I dare you to suggest this on Thursday for suitable stormtroopers activity Kait!!!

Re- Next girly night, I can do 13th or 20th Sept. I'm not sooooo tragic that ALL my weekends are free, honest! Just those two happen to be :D

I agree, also the 20th is good for me too as it is just after pay day

Good boy. We do not take kindly to period jokes from the likes of you :p

Also, I vote 20th September because I'm off work on the 21st and the 22nd is my birthday and I'm going to Nottingham for five days and will spend my birthday on my own so even more of a reason to celebrate with you guys on the 20th!


I can now do the 20th.

[Juggsy]

Photos:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=48313&l=54d6b&id=538537202

Hahahahahaha. God I look awful in most of those.

In fact, worse, I look like my mother :(

[bik]

me paddy and gaz will windmill for you all

[procopius]

If this is going to happen again, I reckon all those who are husbands/spouses/sextoys to the ladies should get together and have a rival Bloke night out at the same time, with the two parties colliding in the Old Dog around 3am. We'll be all horned up off strippers 'n' bitter, they'll all be dripping like knackered fridges from sextalk, flirting and low-level lesbianism, everyone'll be a winner.

Make it so, Number One.

[Denning]

me paddy and gaz will windmill for you all

LOL

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

me paddy and gaz will windmill for you all

Willycopter too? :p

[bik]

Willycopter too? :p

windmilling is greater than willy copters

when we are involved, we are the uk's chippendales of willycoptering, so much so, we just call it windmilling and keep it retro

[Betty]

If this is going to happen again, I reckon all those who are husbands/spouses/sextoys to the ladies should get together and have a rival Bloke night out at the same time, with the two parties colliding in the Old Dog around 3am. We'll be all horned up off strippers 'n' bitter, they'll all be dripping like knackered fridges from sextalk, flirting and low-level lesbianism, everyone'll be a winner.

and what about the lonely losers who dont have anyone and cant attract men? :(

[bik]

and what about the lonely losers who dont have anyone and cant attract men? :(

such as?

[Betty]

such as?

me :(

[bik]

me :(

don't be a lezzer

[bigred]

me :(

dont be so chuffing daft!

If all else fails flash em a smile and show em your norks!
(dont though)

[bik]

dont be so chuffing daft!

If all else fails flash em a smile and show em your norks!
(dont though)


smile yeah, norks no.

[JohnnyYen]

and what about the lonely losers who dont have anyone and cant attract men? :(

That's why God invented Paddy Green. Beneath that avuncular exterior lurks the heart and spirit of a dedicated fannyrat, he'll be more than willing to take any spare ladies in hand.

[Betty]

That's why God invented Paddy Green. Beneath that avuncular exterior lurks the heart and spirit of a dedicated fannyrat, he'll be more than willing to take any spare ladies in hand.

yeah... i'll pass.

[bik]

yeah... i'll pass.

titter, snurf, lol