what are you watching?

[bik]

if there is another it can be merged but my sleepy eyes can't find it



i watched Short Bus and Baise Moi


both eyeopening to an extent but essentially not as shocking/controversial as i would have liked.

i also watched man bites dog which even today makes me feel uneasy

[Rach]

Skid Row videos on Youtube. Will be watching Hallam Foe tonight.

[Gareth]

Alias Season 5

[Punkage]

Watched Metalocalypse Season 1 last night

plus about 2 hours worth of cutscenes while playing metal gear solid 4

[Edinburgh]

Magnolia-Still one of my fav. films of all time.

Happiness-Just basically a more ****ed up version of Magnolia still good though.

And tonight I'm off to watch the new X Files film. I shall remain sceptical about it.

[Rutherford]

Pretty much all of TED.com

[bik]

Magnolia-Still one of my fav. films of all time.

Happiness-Just basically a more ****ed up version of Magnolia still good though.

And tonight I'm off to watch the new X Files film. I shall remain sceptical about it.


magnolia is a great "little" movie, Happiness though i find really hard to watch. Dylan Baker is both Brilliant and thoroughly evil at the same time. one of the most underated performances i have ever seen. as a father, i find happiness possibly the hardest film to watch. Sey.Hoff is a joy in it though :-)

is there a pun intended in the x-philes comment?

[Markoos]

As well as Hellboy 2 (awesome), also watched The Emperor's New Groove yesterday which was quite fun.

[Funk-star]

I watched The Bucketlist last night, it was quite good.

[Edinburgh]

magnolia is a great "little" movie, Happiness though i find really hard to watch. Dylan Baker is both Brilliant and thoroughly evil at the same time. one of the most underated performances i have ever seen. as a father, i find happiness possibly the hardest film to watch. Sey.Hoff is a joy in it though :-)

is there a pun intended in the x-philes comment?

"Little" how do you mean?

And no, the X-Files comment wasn't a pun. I really am unsure as to whether it'll be any good. I've purposely avoided all reviews about it too.

[Gareth]

I watched The Bucketlist last night, it was quite good.

quite good!?!! i was so close to crying!!! and laura DID!!! i thought it was a funny and touching film!

[bik]

"Little" how do you mean?

And no, the X-Files comment wasn't a pun. I really am unsure as to whether it'll be any good. I've purposely avoided all reviews about it too.

in thats its a mammoth movie, i was jesting.

[Chopper Ironballs]

american dad season 3. not been that impressed so far :(

[bik]

american dad season 3. not been that impressed so far :(



family guy pisses all over US dad IMO

its like US dad is the b-sides and rejected fam guy stuff

[Chopper Ironballs]

aye family guy is better but the early series of american dad made me laugh. it is just family guy though right down to the talking pet

[AlpineJoe]

Carnivale S2. The first episode revealed a LOT.

Also, The Wire, S4. The first episode revealed NOTHING.


Both were awesome.

[cultmetfan]

watched Jumper last night.

it was ok-ish.

[Rach]

Hollyoaks, where the hell is the remote?

[bard apple]

Bonekickers last night...33% Indiana Jones, 33% CSI, 33% Dan Brown...100% Solid Gold Turd In A Wig.

[Michael]

South Park is on, lol. The Michael 'Mr.Jefferson' Jackson one, brilliant :D

[Fugazi]

Some Seagal shite.

In other news, my girlfriend has been taking to Edgar Wright all day.

Yes, the Edgar Wright.

[jessdrummer]

Crystal Castles being shit live on Channel 4. Urg.

[AlpineJoe]

In other news, my girlfriend has been taking to Edgar Wright all day..

Surely you should be jealous?

ho ho ho.

[Edinburgh]

The new X-Files film.

I shall say this:It was ok

[Edinburgh]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/201925~All-About-Eve-Posters.jpg

Bette Davis we love you

[Edinburgh]

Planes, trains, automobiles

I admit cried at the end. As for John Candy...hollywood wasted him in so many shit films.

[Jonnysus]

Some Seagal shite.

die

[Fugazi]

die

It was shite.

To be fair, the second shite was slightly less shite than the first one, which was some sort of bizarre Karate Kid meets Commando thing, but they were both fairly shite.

The man is a fat idiot. There's just no way of abstracting that when watching his films.

[Pumpactionsunshine]

Top Gear re-runs on Dave.

*wants to drive a TVR...*

[AlpineJoe]

Top Gear re-runs on Dave.

*wants to drive a TVR...*

"they watch Top Gear re-runs on channel Dave,
they watch Top Gear re-runs on channel Dave,
they watch Top Gear re-runs on channel Dave,
and say "It's not just for petrol heads"".

[bik]

"friends"

[evilgingeremperor]

At 10pm I will be watching QI.
That is my telly allowance.

[joe ersatz]

i'm considering series 3 of 'arrested development'

[evilgingeremperor]

i'm considering series 3 of 'arrested development'

Yesss.

Michael: Why don't you head up to the cabin in the woods? Maybe you could take a date up there?

Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?!

Michael: .................................................. ........the cabin! Yes. Well that would be difficult too.

[bik]

http://www.lizcjones.com/images/bobloblaw.jpg

[joe ersatz]

:D

we've watched series 1 & 2 pretty much back to back. i'm sad that 3 is only half the length. :(

[evilgingeremperor]

http://www.lizcjones.com/images/bobloblaw.jpg

The Bob Loblaw Law Blog (http://bobloblawlawblog.ytmnd.com/)

[bik]

The Bob Loblaw Law Blog (http://bobloblawlawblog.ytmnd.com/)

he is quite a mouthful :p

[nathan]

Chicken Run!

[bik]

huge vagina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w&feature=related)

[Betty]

going to be watching 'the orphanage' when claire gets home ^_^


also have 'in bruges' to watch later if i am not sleepy.

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

24 season 5.

Significantly better than season 4.

[Betty]

24 season 5.

Significantly better than season 4.

so you are not having any problems with the discs playing? if you do have a go at that bitch that served you, its probably her fault.

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

so you are not having any problems with the discs playing? if you do have a go at that bitch that served you, its probably her fault.

Haha. It did a little glitch yesterday and the discs are scratched to blazes but no, all's good thanks.:D

[Brack]

Something called "Kinky & Proud" on Virgin 1. It's unmitigated rubbish.

[thejoker]

I have watched Drillbit Taylor, Son Of Rambow, Leatherheads and the Starship Troopers trilogy recently.

[Lou]

Operation Good Guys. Got all 3 series and still makes me laugh my tits off after all these years!

[AlpineJoe]

Operation Good Guys. Got all 3 series and still makes me laugh my tits off after all these years!

Oh man I haven't seen that in years. The one where Bones gets a penis enlargement is hilarious.

[bik]

touch me i'm karen taylor.

Leona's Double

[dogzilla]

also have 'in bruges' to watch later if i am not sleepy.
I was surprised by how good that is

[dogzilla]

I've not been downloading/watching much telly recently, partly due to our woeful internet connection and partyly due to there not being much on

I saw the pilot for Fringe and it was rubbish, very disappointing. Hopefully Dollhouse won't be a let down

[dogzilla]

http://www.lizcjones.com/images/bobloblaw.jpg
I think the ANALRAPIST thing is still possibly the best joke I have ever seen on tv

[stephen]

The other night I watched Most Haunted. Derek Achorah is such a prick. I'd love to see Derren Brown whup his ass in a wizards duel.

[bik]

I think the ANALRAPIST thing is still possibly the best joke I have ever seen on tv

i think you are on to something there.

either that or this scene, although it only makes you die laughing in context with the rest of the episode

larry david and the water bottle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B3oC6yWY0A)

[Cuckoo For Caca]

Finally, after God knows how many attempts, a Batman film that lives up to expectations. I expected The Dark Knight to be good, but by God, it was fantastic!

[Markoos]

Just watched I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Has a few laughs, but the crude faintly homophobic humour for the first half is a bit much. The second half is better.

[Betty]

leatherheads- so far it hasnt really appealed to me.

[Beaker]

I've just watched Starship Troopers 3. Can I sue them for wasting my time?

[Jonnysus]

I've just watched Starship Troopers 3. Can I sue them for wasting my time?

i well need to see this. the first was great, and the second was hilariously bad

[stephen]

I woke up really early and couldn't sleep so I watched a programe called St Elsewhere. There were some clowns. In a hospital.

[dogzilla]

a programe called St Elsewhere
http://home.vicnet.net.au/~kwgow/crossovers.html

[Beaker]

i well need to see this. the first was great, and the second was hilariously bad

It's ****ing shit. I loved the 1st one, it was exactly what Verhoven set out ot make. This one isn't as bad as the 2nd, but it's still awful. It hasn't even got Dina Meyer in it, but it has got Rico in it.

[godonlyknows]

I've been watching season 2 of House.

It's one of those disarmingly well executed shows that just says "dude, stop making art - this shit's too rad".

Its only weakness is that it leaves me massively concerned that I may be dying.

[Davos]

massively concerned that I may be dying.

lol. Mid-life crisis ahoy. Harley shopping starts here.

[godonlyknows]

lol. Mid-life crisis ahoy. Harley shopping starts here.
http://shareme.com/images/large/Free_Harley_Davidson_Screensaver-5572.jpg

Who can deny their essential beauty?

[Davos]

http://shareme.com/images/large/Free_Harley_Davidson_Screensaver-5572.jpg

Who can deny their essential beauty?

no man born of woman, that's who.

I see your crisis is well under way. I shall find you a weed dealer and a closet homosexual neighbour to shoot you.

http://www.shadowsonthewall.co.uk/swamebea.jpg

[stephen]

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~kwgow/crossovers.html

That is amazing!

[Secret Boners]

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~kwgow/crossovers.html


the first time i read about that it made me so incredibly happy.

[Edinburgh]

Seinfeld
X-Files season 1
Spaced

All good. All good.

[Tanye]

I watched an anime called Tekkonkinkreet recently.

"This week I have mostly been watching Jonathon Creek."


I also watched the fast show.

[Gareth]

Currently watching Season 1 of Reaper

started off a bit weak, but it's getting soooo good and funny :)

[Pumpactionsunshine]

Oh yeah, i liked Reaper, never really stuck to it though.

Currently watching Newsight. UK land based oil drilling, quite interesting really.

[bik]

Touch me i'm Karen Taylor

aka the Leona Show

[Rach]

How I married your mother, I have never seen it before and so don't know whether it is funny or crap.

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

Just finished watching Season 5 of 24.

Wow!

When I grow up, I want to work for C.T.U.

[Rach]

Just finished watching Season 5 of 24.

Wow!

When I grow up, I want to work for C.T.U.

One day I am going to watch that.

[bik]

Just finished watching Season 5 of 24.

Wow!

When I grow up, I want to work for C.T.U.

i am 1 ep into season 6. i keep procrastinating

i think i shant really watch it until 7 is reaDY COME OUT

[topcat]

PORN

and before anyone pipes up (roxie) it hasn't got animals in. :p

[Rach]

How I married your mother, I have never seen it before and so don't know whether it is funny or crap.

Not funny.

[Hopkin Green Frog]

Currently watching Season 1 of Reaper

started off a bit weak, but it's getting soooo good and funny :)

I enjoyed Reaper, it's like... popcorn. Except I don't like popcorn, so that's not the best analogy.

Last night I watched "Don't Look Now". Hardly the horror classic I was led to believe. Oh no! It's a weird dwarfy old woman thing with a cleaver in her pocket! Oh no! The blind woman has the second sight! Oh no! It's Donald Sutherland in the nip! Oh no! It's shit.

[executiverocker]

Just watched "How not to live your life" on BBC3, pretty good I thought!

[dogzilla]

I saw Diary of the Dead the other week. That goes straight into my top five worst ever films, easily

[Miss 616]

last night

grudge 2 and planet terror

this morning

Corpse Bride (never seen this before)

[stephen]

last night

grudge 2 and planet terror

this morning

Corpse Bride (never seen this before)


Jane is so Goth she watches Corpse Bride in the morning.

[Miss 616]

hehe - it was quite a nice lil story

company of wolves next :)

(it's more my gf's even more goff than me - she's got loads of ace dvds)

[Edinburgh]

I saw Diary of the Dead the other week. That goes straight into my top five worst ever films, easily

eyyy *hi-five*

Wathced North by Northwest last night. I was expecting it to be totally overrated but thought it was bloody good.

Not as good as Psycho though.

[Lou]

'Profiling Ian Rankin' on ITV 3.

I wish Rebus was real. I'd sit in the dark for hours with him, sipping a single malt and listening to his dark secrets.

[Secret Boners]

have been watching videos of streetpreachers to feel better about myself. now i'm watching george carlin. later i will be watching Dawn of the Dead. it's the shit remake one, but i ****ing love zombies.

[stephen]

Last night I watched Mean Girls. It was ok, but it's not a patch on Heathers, the film it's trying to be.

The gay guy was great though. And the little maths guy who acted like Prince.

This morning we watched Wonder Years re-runs. I love it, it's aged really well.

[Lou]

'Profiling Ian Rankin' on ITV 3.

I wish Rebus was real. I'd sit in the dark for hours with him, sipping a single malt and listening to his dark secrets.

Ace. My tour guide Colin has just been on walking round where he took us on Tuesday with Mr. Rankin himself!

[Tim]

Just watched Hellboy II...

AWESOME!

[Casey]

WTB: IPlayer that works in Germany plz!!!11

[Edinburgh]

Talladega Nights-Pfft whatever
Men of Honor-So far...so ok.

[Hopkin Green Frog]

have been watching videos of streetpreachers to feel better about myself. now i'm watching george carlin. later i will be watching Dawn of the Dead. it's the shit remake one, but i ****ing love zombies.

When did they do a shit remake? I recall they did a ****ing awesome remake but no shit ones.

[Edinburgh]

When did they do a shit remake? I recall they did a ****ing awesome remake but no shit ones.

yep the DotD remake is ****ing awesome.

[Markoos]

Just watched Ghosts which is about the Chinese cocklers who died in Morecambe Bay. Fascinating but absolutely harrowing.

[Zebedee]

THA NYOOZ!

[DedPaul]

Just watched Hellboy II...

AWESOME!

QFT, pissed all over the first one, waaay different take on it but damn it worked!

[Edinburgh]

Talladega Nights-Pfft whatever
Men of Honor-So far...so ok.

Well that was cuuuurrraaapppp

[jessdrummer]

Dead Man's Shoes in 20 minutes.

[Josh]

Dead mans shoes = The greatest film ever made. Ever. No comparison. I love that film more than any other.


Also: Men of honour - very very cheesy, waay too American, well made, thick storyline (True, and very long and tiresome)

Overall it gets a poor 41/2 / 10 from me.

[jessdrummer]

Dead mans shoes = The greatest film ever made. Ever. No comparison. I love that film more than any other.


Always wanted to watch it. Didn't even know it was on until a few minutes ago, yesssssss.

[Tim]

QFT, pissed all over the first one, waaay different take on it but damn it worked!

I loved the first one, which I saw last night. Can't believe I always dismissed it as a cheesy superhero film.

Can't wait for the third.

[AlpineJoe]

I've just started watching Sideways.

[robracingthetide]

I've just started watching Sideways.Ace film.

[AlpineJoe]

Ace film.

It is good. Particularly the wine speech between Mia and Miles at Stephanie's house. Like, metaphors for their lives. Lol.

[Edinburgh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zFRGWcgD0M

Hulk Hogan+Prestone=mind trip.

[Marsha]

the original planet of the apes :)

was excellent, but the ending was spoilt for me LOL

[JohnnyYen]

Nearing the end of Season 3 of The Wire, and it just keeps getting better. The people behind this show should all get knighthoods.

[Mousimillian]

Ace film.

Lies.

I watched this the other day, expecting it to be awesome, and was massively let down. Its just a bit... meh.

[AlpineJoe]

Nearing the end of Season 3 of The Wire, and it just keeps getting better. The people behind this show should all get knighthoods.

You're damn right. After you've seen the end of it, and series 4, it will be your favourite programme. I'm waiting for S5 on DVD. One month to go for UK release! I watch it all with subtitles on. It doesn't pull any punches, which I like more than anything.

Lies.

I watched this the other day, expecting it to be awesome, and was massively let down. Its just a bit... meh.

Say whaaat? Well... I suppose I know what you mean. It's not in my top 10 films or anything, but it's still enjoyable.


Also, I'm currently watching Adam and Joe go Tokyo.

[Markoos]

Watched Silk last night. It was alright in an endlessly sombre kind of way.

[Russ]

Diving.

Why did nobody tell me about Tonia Couch? Why?!

[Josh]

Watched Get Smart last night, it was well funny!

On a comedy scale I give it a 83/4/10

On a storyline scale and over all watch-ability, it gets a respectable 8/10



Ace fillum :)

[Markoos]

Just watched 16 Blocks. Much better than Die Hard 4.

[Josh]

The Terminator - Judgement Day

It's my number one in my top number ones.

1. The Terminator - Judgement Day
2. Conan the destroyer
3. Dead man's shoes
4. This is England
5. Taxi Driver


These films are all about me!

[Rach]

Just watched Sherrybaby, it was ok, but nothing much really happened.

[Edinburgh]

Breathless-At first I wasn't sure if this was gonna be another one of those stupidly over-rated films but no. It held up.

Downfall-Gets better with every viewing.

[Marsha]

28 days later.......its scaring me! eek

[Lizibeth]

28 days later.......its scaring me! eek

I had to turn that off, in a room full of friends, I've never been so scared before.

[executiverocker]

how not to live your life episode 2. I am quite liking it.

[Markoos]

My and the lady just watched Harold and Kumar get the Munchies. Great friday night fun, Kal Penn is just awesome.

[JohnnyYen]

OMFG. Last-but-one episode of The Wire, Season 3. Anyone who has seen it will know what I mean. Seriously? That main a character, just...dead? And it doesn't seem the kind of show to go for the "aha, that was a dream sequence/alien abduction/some other bullshit" cop-out. The more I watch this series the more I think it's The Best TV Show Ever. Dickensian in scope, Jacobean in intensity, Shakespearean in depth of character, just...The Best. At everything.

GO AND WATCH THE WIRE. ALL OF YOU. EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE LAW TO DO SO.

[AlpineJoe]

*snip*

Since you posted about a week ago about watching the penultimate episode or the one before that, I've been waiting for this post.

****ING IMMENSE. The whole series lead upto that. Everything. By the way, the best moment was the Avon/String talk on the terrace of Avon's apartment. That's the best example of knowing your characters that I've EVER seen on a programme.

How do you top that? Well, watch S4. It shows you more of Baltimore.

Also, I dunno if it's too soon as you haven't seen S4 (no spoilers are revealed but a couple of clips and maybe characters are on there from it), but you should check out "tapping the wire" on YouTube. It's pretty good.

[JohnnyYen]

*snip*

Tru all dat.

Seriously, I am notoriously hard to impress, especially when it comes to TV...IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE WIRE, OR TRIED IT AND NOT GOT IT, DO IT OR TRY AGAIN.

It's that good. I actually find myself staring open-mouthed at the screen at just how damned good it is. There are no criteria - unless what you look for in TV is "lame-brained witless gobshitery with no content" - by which this series is not made of win. The scripts, the acting, the depth of character, the ambition of scale, the fulfilment of that ambition, the not talking down to the viewer, the avoidance of facile moral judgement, the resistance to puerile moral ambivalence...it's not just one of the best bits of TV ever. It's one of the finest works of literature ever created. If you don't like it you're a c*nt.

Charlie Brooker, back me up!

BROOKER: "Right you are, Nick!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ2iGYwdEi8)

[AlpineJoe]

Yeah man. That whole Tapping the Wire is good.

It's a good secret, The Wire. Everyone I know who has seen it has seen it through. And yet only about 5% of the people I know have watched it.

[JohnnyYen]

It's a good secret, The Wire. Everyone I know who has seen it has seen it through. And yet only about 5% of the people I know have watched it.

I resisted for quite a while, partly because so many people were raving about it, but now I've seen it I can't believe anyone's NOT watching it. It seems massively unfair on everyone who's gone to the effort of making something so good that people are, voluntarily, NOT WATCHING IT. I've actually started burning people discs of Series One (sorry Mick BTW, I have burned you it twice but both times given it away), not even asking for a blank one in return, on the grounds that spreading things this good has to, in the long run, increase the whole level of discourse and standard of life.

[AlpineJoe]

"No ****ing case file, detective" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjsWEahXTmk&feature=related)

[topcat]

Mrs. Robinson.

Josh you will pay for this.

:D

[Markoos]

Just watched Unforgiven. Classic film.

[thejoker]

I've just watched Big Stan. It's a Rob Schneider comedy and it's really good. Whoda thunk it?

[Betty]

I've just watched Big Stan. It's a Rob Schneider comedy and it's really good. Whoda thunk it?

is it alright? from the box it didnt look very good so i gave it a miss at work. i only get my rentals back tomorrow too so i shall be having a major catch up session and the first on my list is Deception.

[procopius]

Watched Hellboy II and Mummy III yesterday. Hellboy was the better of the two, but both were a lot of fun.

[Buddy Revell]

made steph watch American History X.

i think she liked it, but she was too tired to really appreciate it.

[bik]

EarthSHock


my 4th fave dr who ever on the SCI FI channel

pete D ftw


last night i watched childs play 2 & 3. retro fun from the 90's but aged terribly. still, i'd have a do at Elise

[thejoker]

is it alright? from the box it didnt look very good so i gave it a miss at work. i only get my rentals back tomorrow too so i shall be having a major catch up session and the first on my list is Deception.

Yes. It's good.

[Pink]

lickle Kylie.


she am ace!

[Nipples]

24 season 5.

Significantly better than season 4.

im currently watching the back end of season 3, is it really worth continuing to watch as im gettin a little fed up of the same story line with added extras

[Punkage]

Mostly this weekend ive been flicking between Doctor Who and Ghost Hunt

[Rach]

Either Hallam Foe or The Mighty Boosh, series 1, I cannot decide.

[Rach]

Either Hallam Foe or The Mighty Boosh, series 1, I cannot decide.

I went with Hallam Foe, that is a very weird film but I enjoyed it.

[Gareth]

supernatural S01E02

[Betty]

I watched Deception tonight. The only good thing about it was Hugh Jackman... mmmmmmmm.

[Nipples]

supernatural S01E02

loved it, kinda got same old after a while. oooh its a ghost lets kill it.... next ep oooh wat a surprise.....

[Jonnysus]

Hellboy II

great fun. reminded me of Men in Black in places

[bik]

logopolis. not the best, but we meet tegan for the first time, and she pisses all over f**king tate, piper, that american torchman and all the other wooden dicks from recent stuff

[thejoker]

In the past two days I have watched Legally Blonde 1 & 2 and no, I'm not ashamed.

[Alcmene]

In the past two days I have watched Legally Blonde 1 & 2 and no, I'm not ashamed.

I have the box set, it is soo ace!

[thejoker]

I have the box set, it is soo ace!

Moi aussi - I may watched the films again with commentary.

[Alcmene]

Moi aussi - I may watched the films again with commentary.

Well, I have seen Towering Inferno too many times so I may stick these on!

We should synch Fil! :D

[bik]

big fish on fiver

[Hopkin Green Frog]

I just watched [REC]. Brilliant. A shameless riff on 28 Days Later, but brilliantly executed and bloody scary.

[Markoos]

Watched Outpost the other night. It was alright.

[shed]

I just watched Enternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.


WOW

[Markoos]

Just watched The Game. The HD-DVD of it looks absolutely abysmal (actually worse than the DVD in places) but it's one of my favourite films ever anyway.

[Marsha]

first 2 of the "Apes" movies.......now im actually propper EXCITED to watch the third!

[Fugazi]

4od.

I'm never going to get anything done.

[jesus_nightside_eclipse]

Tom Morello guitar lessons, quite interesting!

[Michael]

To Catch a Predator. on FX

Frightening and sick in one sense and hilarious in another. Brilliant tv either way.

[Marsha]

4od.

I'm never going to get anything done.same could be said for being on prestone as well!

[Andy]

To Catch a Predator. on FX

Frightening and sick in one sense and hilarious in another. Brilliant tv either way.

I watch that all the time. It's brill.

Take a seat by the bar.

[Michael]

I watch that all the time. It's brill.

Take a seat by the bar.

a scene before....

"So what's in the bag" "Sandwiches" "what kind of sandwiches" "chicken" "so you were gonna have a little picnic today with chicken sandwiches...you weren't coming here to have sex with this 12 year old girl"......"no sir, i was just cruisin down through the neighbourhood and i thought...." "you thought what sir" "i thought, oh...i'm going now".


(leaves the house) PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND FACE THE GROUND

"NOOOOOOOOOOO I'm INNOCENT"

absolute gold

[Alcmene]

I pretty much watch The Big Lebowski nearly every week, or Fight Club.

The Descent is on in a minute.

[Russ]

The Descent is on in a minute.

WHAT CHANNEL?

[Alcmene]

WHAT CHANNEL?

Film 4.

[partyvan<3salcmene]

Democratic Party Convention. Pay attention kids for the 51st State needs to learn who will lead it.

[AlpineJoe]

Democratic Party Convention. Pay attention kids for the 51st State needs to learn who will lead it.

I'm watching that on BBC Parliament. It's rubbish. It'll be shit until Hilary takes the stand (in about half an hour maybe - I can't see what time it is on the screen on the recording).

Yeah, it's yesterday's news.

[AlpineJoe]

Bill Clinton takes the stand LIVE right now. He's gonna back Obama. But loads of his campaigns for Hilary just knocked him. Lol.

Booyeah!

[partyvan<3salcmene]

Bill Clinton takes the stand LIVE right now. He's gonna back Obama. But loads of his campaigns for Hilary just knocked him. Lol.

Booyeah!

Kerry rousing the chant of USA USA USA ! That was an amazing speech.

[AlpineJoe]

Kerry rousing the chant of USA USA USA ! That was an amazing speech.

Yeah man. USA! USA! USA!

I missed the bit about Guantanamo Bay (it said something on the headline bit on BBC news). He said Obama should shut it down? AWESOME. I knew a day would come, when a president had that closed down. Whatsmore, I think the day will come when a president apologises for it.

[partyvan<3salcmene]

Yeah man. USA! USA! USA!

I missed the bit about Guantanamo Bay (it said something on the headline bit on BBC news). He said Obama should shut it down? AWESOME. I knew a day would come, when a president had that closed down. Whatsmore, I think the day will come when a president apologises for it.

Kerry gives it a bit about Obama closing Guantanamo Bay, and then calls up to the camera Obama's Grand Uncle and tells about how he helped to liberate Buchenwald.

My jaw hit the floor.

[dogzilla]

Tonight I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall and The Good German. Both good. Not amazing, but good

[Internets]

Tonight I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall and The Good German. Both good. Not amazing, but goodSo it's not just an ironic name?

[Betty]

Stop Loss, its really good so far.

[JohnnyYen]

Just started series 4 of The Wire. Every time I start a new series, there's always slight trepidation - "will this be the one where it all goes to shit?" - but no, it's right back in as Best Show Ever.

[Rach]

Spinal Tap

[Kristoff]

Spinal Tap

I enjoyed that ^_^

Just what you want to be on tv after an evening out.

Shame Jeremy Kyle is on now.

*turns over*

[JohnnyYen]

Currently watching Obama's speech, and damnit, I'm about one drink away from applying for a green card.

[Rach]

BBC news 24, we really need sky, or at least freeview, at work!

[Hopkin Green Frog]

The Descent is on in a minute.
WHAT CHANNEL?

I have it on DVD. You may borrow it, Russ. There is a sequel in the pipeline as well - I believe it's in post production. I can't see it being any good, especially compared to the wonder that is the original, but I try to remain optimistic.

Just started series 4 of The Wire. Every time I start a new series, there's always slight trepidation - "will this be the one where it all goes to shit?" - but no, it's right back in as Best Show Ever.

I've just started downloading Season 1. Enough people have told me it's brilliant that it would be churlish not to give it a shot.

I wish they'd bring back Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip.

Oh tried the first episode of "How Not To Live Your Life" last night - not too shabby, certainly has some laughs in it.

[Edinburgh]

Currently watching Obama's speech, and damnit, I'm about one drink away from applying for a green card.

You actually think that much will change?!

[Tanye]

The news.

[dogzilla]

I wish they'd bring back Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip.
Have you seen 30 Rock? It's funnier than Studio 60, and despite being an out-and-out comedy is probably a much more realistic depiction of what the people who work in the TV industry are like

[dogzilla]

So it's not just an ironic name?
Well, it actually is, but yeah the film is good. Bit of a limp ending though

[Tim]

How to lose a girl in 64 steps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7qn2P7KQVM&feature=related).

^.^

[AlpineJoe]

I've just started downloading Season 1. Enough people have told me it's brilliant that it would be churlish not to give it a shot.

I wish they'd bring back Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip.

By the time you're into The Wire, you'll have forgotten S60. S60 was sadly, only ok.

[Buddy Revell]

white chicks is on, and im tempted to eat my eyes. terry crews is the bets bit, and thats not a good thing.

[stephen]

I downloaded My So Called Life. I haven't seen it in years. I don't iknow what's so good about it but it seems to have something special going on. Maybe it's just nostalgia on my part, I dunno.

[Rach]

I downloaded My So Called Life. I haven't seen it in years. I don't iknow what's so good about it but it seems to have something special going on. Maybe it's just nostalgia on my part, I dunno.

Jared frickin Leto is the most beautiful man alive, that helps :p

[stephen]

Jared frickin Leto is the most beautiful man alive, that helps :p

His character is pretty annoying though.

Clare Danes though, with that dark red hair...

[Rach]

His character is pretty annoying though.

Clare Danes though, with that dark red hair...

No he isn't, girls like that idiot brooding kind of thing, knobs that we are! (I bought it the other week and watched it, it was as ace as I remembered but did think he was a bit of a cock, at the time I loved him though!

Look at him now :p so, so pretty

[bik]

batman and robin.


OMG

[Rach]

batman and robin.


OMG

What are your feelings/thoughts/views on the newest Batman offering, I believe it is called 'The Dark Knight'?

[bik]

better than batman & robin

[Rach]

I am now shouting at 'Who wants to be a millionaire', people are dumb :mad:

[Buddy Revell]

theres a dance sequence in white chicks.

dear god. what clubs do film makers go to to think that nightclubs are like this?

[Rach]

Yeah, Friends is one, Ross's Wedding Part 1 :D

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

Im.watching.cold.mountain.but.due.to.prestone/facebook/child.i.keep.missing.parts.of.it.So.does.anyone.kn ow.what.war.they.are.fighting.in?

[JohnnyYen]

I'm watching Celebrity Greased-Pig Catching on ITV6, it's great, Paul Coia and Geoffrey from Rainbow just got covered in baby oil and hogturds.

[Emma]

I am about to watch Mock the Week from Thursday night. From the sound of it Chris is watching some form of sport downstairs - but I actually think he's fallen asleep on the sofa again.

[AlpineJoe]

It's Stephen Fry night on Dave. Next up, A little bit of Fry and Laurie. it will be genius.

[Beaker]

Been watching Numb3rs. Why it isn't a primetime show over here I don't know, it's better than most of the shit that they screen.

[Nipples]

im absolutley hooked on 24, im 1/3 of the way thru season 4. 2 more seasons to go and im done for now. ooooh new prison break :)

[Edinburgh]

Decided to go for Knocked Up again. It's scary how much the lass looks like Laura (obscure name)

[Blousey Brown]

Decided to go for Knocked Up again. It's scary how much the lass looks like Laura (obscure name)

hiiiifiiiiiiiiive

The end of that film where you see the head coming out nearly made me faint/vom.

[Marsha]

hiiiifiiiiiiiiive

The end of that film where you see the head coming out nearly made me faint/vom.film spoiler!!!

[Blousey Brown]

film spoiler!!!

It's called knocked up!

[Marsha]

It's called knocked up!i was trying for another one of them there jokes! :(

i fail again

[Blousey Brown]

i was trying for another one of them there jokes! :(

i fail again

Haha. I think I fail at humour :(

[Mousimillian]

white chicks is on, and im tempted to eat my eyes. terry crews is the bets bit, and thats not a good thing.

The Wayans should be tried for crimes against humanity FOR THEIR ENTIRE ****ING CAREERS.

[Fugazi]

same could be said for being on prestone as well!

I'm sorry, but given the choice between all 3 series of black books and coming on here, I'm gonna have to go with Dylan Moran.

[ric]

I'm sorry, but given the choice between all 3 series of black books and coming on here, I'm gonna have to go with Dylan Moran.


Agreed - Moran and Bailey are genius.

I just watched this....http://www.heavymetalinbaghdad.com/

...well the add.

Also, I watched The kingdom the other night. That was a good film, well worth a watch.

[Lizibeth]

I'm sorry, but given the choice between all 3 series of black books and coming on here, I'm gonna have to go with Dylan Moran.

I just bought the box set so you should all assume that is what I'm watching from now on.

[Hex]

I just bought the box set so you should all assume that is what I'm watching from now on.


I've been told that, as a fan of Bill Bailey, it is a disgrace that I've never seen this show.

Is that true?

[Lizibeth]

I've been told that, as a fan of Bill Bailey, it is a disgrace that I've never seen this show.

Is that true?

yes. go stand in the corner.

I can lend it you once I'm done if you like? :)

[Hex]

yes. go stand in the corner.


:(

I can lend it you once I'm done if you like? :)


:eek:

Um, thank you! Gosh!

[Lizibeth]

:eek:

Um, thank you! Gosh!

lol no problemo mister.

[Hopkin Green Frog]

Yes Ian, it's a disgrace.

I watched the first episode of The Wire. I shall watch more - it's obvious that I need the time to get to know the characters.

[bik]

Yes Ian, it's a disgrace.

I watched the first episode of The Wire. I shall watch more - it's obvious that I need the time to get to know the characters.

welcome to the wire. its some of the greatest tv ever. the characters do take some getting used to i agree

[partyvan<3salcmene]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nivR8LkSn1Q&NR=1

Oh my sweet sweet Lord.

[JohnnyYen]

Yes Ian, it's a disgrace.

I watched the first episode of The Wire. I shall watch more - it's obvious that I need the time to get to know the characters.

Welcome aboard. It does take a bit of getting used to who's who and what they're on about, but that's one of the best things about it, no clunking exposition every five minutes, no "but what about the occasional viewer?" bullshit, it's clearly designed to be watched properly, start to finish.

[Hopkin Green Frog]

welcome to the wire. its some of the greatest tv ever. the characters do take some getting used to i agree

Oh now you like it I can't like it anymore.

[bik]

Oh now you like it I can't like it anymore.

this too is also correct

[Hex]

Yes Ian, it's a disgrace.


Well, in order to correct this massive injustice and universal imbalance, Lissy has kindly lent me Series 1, 2 and 3 boxset. :)

[shed]

Yesterday morning I woke up at 7.30am and watched Schindlers List. Heavy.

[Hex]

Well, in order to correct this massive injustice and universal imbalance, Lissy has kindly lent me Series 1, 2 and 3 boxset. :)


And so far, I'm quite enjoying it.

[James]

Top Gear.

[Alcmene]

Top Gear.

me too!

[James]

I've had to pause it while Andy's on the phone. You could type the whole show out as it happens and spoil it for me.

[Hopkin Green Frog]

Ha ha The Wire Season one episode four.
Reinvestigating a murder scene.

**** **** **** **** over and over again. A truly phenomenal amount of swearing.

[AAA]

currently watching some touring cars i recorded this afternoon, just watched our boys monumentally **** up the new zealand rally.


ill be watching some episodes of kingdom hospital later

[AlpineJoe]

Ha ha The Wire Season one episode four.
Reinvestigating a murder scene.

**** **** **** **** over and over again. A truly phenomenal amount of swearing.

Moooother****er.

Also, I'm about to watch either Goodfellas, or Sunshine. I dunno which.

[Cuckoo For Caca]

Moooother****er.

Also, I'm about to watch either Goodfellas, or Sunshine. I dunno which.

I say don't watch Sunshine. In fact, if it's a dvd then put it in the microwave for 2 minutes. It'll be far more entertaining that way and you won't feel like you've wasted too much of your life.

[AlpineJoe]

I say don't watch Sunshine. In fact, if it's a dvd then put it in the microwave for 2 minutes. It'll be far more entertaining that way and you won't feel like you've wasted too much of your life.

it's an AVI. And I'm not about to put my laptop in the microwave. I like the film.

But not as much as Goodfellas.

[jesus_nightside_eclipse]

I say don't watch Sunshine. In fact, if it's a dvd then put it in the microwave for 2 minutes. It'll be far more entertaining that way and you won't feel like you've wasted too much of your life.

I thought Sunshine was alright, apart from the fact that it turned out to be incredibly ridiculous.

[Cuckoo For Caca]

I thought Sunshine was alright, apart from the fact that it turned out to be incredibly ridiculous.


Plot aside, I thought it was ok to look at. Except towards the end when they realised that they'd failed to make a decent sci-fi and tried turning it into a horror, which still failed.

It's one of those films which could have been loads better. Or they could have used the budget and cast and made a decent film instead.

[Edinburgh]

I say don't watch Sunshine. In fact, if it's a dvd then put it in the microwave for 2 minutes. It'll be far more entertaining that way and you won't feel like you've wasted too much of your life.

The first half was great, the second half-bag of friggin wank. I was so pissed off at the end of it.

[thejoker]

I have recently watched The Promotion and Definitely, Maybe. Tonight I shall be watching The Next Avengers and Speed Racer.

[Marsha]

White Noise

is it any good? hope it doesnt get too scary for me!

[Alcmene]

Stay tuned in, The Accused is on after and that one is a corker.

[Lou]

Ooh. 'The Children' was interesting!

[Alcmene]

Ooh. 'The Children' was interesting!

It was OKAY.

[Pink]

White Noise

is it any good? hope it doesnt get too scary for me!

s'not too bad



watching last nights culture show on Metallica.

Interesting

[Markoos]

Just watched In The Name Of The King. Ever wanted to see what Dr. Uwe Boll could do with a massive budget and a handful of passable actors that ought to know better? No, me neither. It's terrible crap, but hilarious in a laugh at way and admittedly nowhere near as dire as HOTD of AITD.

[Metrobone]

my pc refresh

[Marsha]

Stay tuned in, The Accused is on after and that one is a corker.
i know but i may fall asleep berore the end. is that scary also?

[Marsha]

my pc refreshnow that IS scary

[bigred]

my pc refresh

new dj i know nothing about? jesus you kids and your biff boff music.

[Metrobone]

new dj i know nothing about? jesus you kids and your biff boff music.

wahey

[Pink]

i know but i may fall asleep berore the end. is that scary also?

not scary but quite disturbing