Mercy Bans

[James]

Just f*cking stop it you soft shites. Grow a pair, practice some self-control, and if you can't handle the repercussions, for f*ck's sake, STOP BRINGING YOUR COCKING PRIVATE LIVES ONTO PRESTONE.

Mercy bans are OK only in the case of important uni/college work, or other extreme circumstances, but these will be decided on a CASE BY CASE BASIS by the mod/admin team.

So yeah, stop it. The lot of yers. It's pathetic, immature, and shows a complete lack of self-control, and therefore self-respect.

Enough.

[Madame Apfel]

Are people really asking for these? Dear god this place is becoming more a shower of wankers by the day.

[Fugazi]

Are people really asking for these? Dear god this place is becoming more a shower of wankers by the day.

Wanking in the shower is ace.







That is all.

[Pod]

Can we ban the two above posters,for the sake of my Mercy please?

[J2TheH]

Wanking in the shower is ace.







That is all.

You will only do it once in the bath. Once is enough to learn your lesson.

[Kristoff]

You will only do it once in the bath. Once is enough to learn your lesson.

I think I've done it twice

[J2TheH]

I think I've done it twice

Did you not learn the first time?!?!?

[goth_pet]

Did you not learn the first time?!?!?

musn't have done,

altho thinking about it the first time decided against.

[Russ]

The trick is to make sure you've washed your hair first.

[stan laurel]

omg, what do you think the flannel is for? you noobs!

and then leave it on the side for your spouse to unknowingly wash her face with it!


oh the laughs i have had!

edit: btw, can you please ban me? the 10 minutes i spend here each day are becoming more and more futile: no-one laughs at my jokes,; hardly anyone takes my serious posts seriously and i think i've taken the usage of "......" in my grammar as far as it can go......


:p

[J2TheH]

LOLAGE.

Joe did that. In the kitchen. With a tea towel.

[Davos]

Eeyoo STRINGY BATH!

[Chopper Ironballs]

oi have nevah waynked in thu baff or shower. not to myself anyway

[Davos]

oi have nevah waynked in thu baff or shower. not to myself anyway

lol. baffspaff

'Wanking to myself'
'Wanking to myse-elf'
(Springsteen)

[Josh]

Am I missing something? Apart from sense.

Who asked to be banned?

[stan laurel]

Am I missing something? Apart from sense.

Who asked to be banned?

i dunno..i supose the nazi admin, james, removed the thread so as not to embarrass the asker further.

did i spell embarrass correctly?

[Josh]

I dunno, I suppose the Nazi admin, James, removed the thread so as not to embarrass the asker further.

Did I spell embarrass correctly?
That's a bit harsh to call anyone that, especially someone who spends a lot of their own time making sure this place runs as smoothly as possible.

I was only asking what was going on, not a personal snipe at anyone!

[stan laurel]

That's a bit harsh to call anyone that, especially someone who spends a lot of their own time making sure this place runs as smoothly as possible.

I was only asking what was going on, not a personal snipe at anyone!

and james knows that when i call him a nazi, its because he knows i am joking (hopefully)

arrgh, the internets have haxored my humours.

[JohnnyYen]

You will only do it once in the bath. Once is enough to learn your lesson.

They should use a mix of spunk and bathwater to stick the panels on the Space Shuttle. Most adhesive substance known to man.

[stan laurel]

They just use a mix of spunk and bathwater to stick the panels on the Space Shuttle. Most adhesive substance known to man.

apart from when it failed.

they should have used a 60/40 no-nails:spunk mixture on Columbia :/

[Davos]

Most adhesive substance known to man.

Spunk alone is not.

Spunk and hair is the second most adhesive.

Nestle Shreddies after having been soaked in milk and then dried out are virtually indestructible.

[crumble]

WHy am I so ridiculously curious as to see this.

I am not right in the head

EDIT; the bathwater, semen, hair scenario, not the shreddies

[Davos]

WHy am I so ridiculously curious as to see this.

everyone loves spunk, that's why. man's best friend.

[stan laurel]

spunk, dogs and hammer drills = happy man

i think that was a quote by either T Eddison or Prof. Heinz Wolfe

[bik]

WHy am I so ridiculously curious as to see this.

I am not right in the head

EDIT; the bathwater, semen, hair scenario, not the shreddies

on topic, tonight i will be having my first bath in my flat since i bought it, due to having a SPANKING NEW FIT AS HELL suite fitted today

[Davos]

on topic, tonight i will be having my first bath in my flat since i bought it, due to having a SPANKING NEW FIT AS HELL suite fitted today

dirty bast.

[bik]

dirty bast.

tell me about it....

[Pumpactionsunshine]

WHy am I so ridiculously curious as to see this.

I am not right in the head

EDIT; the bathwater, semen, hair scenario, not the shreddies

you can come and see my plughole if you like.... ;)

[James]

Am I missing something? Apart from sense.

Who asked to be banned?

Dun't matter. There wasn't a thread about it.

i dunno..i supose the nazi admin, james, removed the thread so as not to embarrass the asker further.

did i spell embarrass correctly?

Yes. Achtung!

That's a bit harsh to call anyone that, especially someone who spends a lot of their own time making sure this place runs as smoothly as possible.

I was only asking what was going on, not a personal snipe at anyone!

I don't really do anything. I'm more of a comedy sidekick. Occasionally I abuse my mod powers to post news and edit topic titles to advertise gigs I'm playing.

and james knows that when i call him a nazi, its because he knows i am joking (hopefully)

arrgh, the internets have haxored my humours.

U GET B&

[Rach]

on topic, tonight i will be having my first bath in my flat since i bought it, due to having a SPUNKING NEW FIT AS HELL suite fitted today


:donenowt:

[goth_pet]

WHy am I so ridiculously curious as to see this.

I am not right in the head

EDIT; the bathwater, semen, hair scenario, not the shreddies

before reading any more i'd like to point out i'm expeciting someone to offer to come spunk in your bath water...:huh:

[Lizibeth]

godammit, you can't make a thread like this and not tell us what it's about!

[understrapneverarm]

I imagine people have been messaging mods going "ROFL OHNOES!>1.1 I cant do without prestone for 5 minutes" thus failing at life and wanting to be banned because they have zero self control.

Which is quite sad.

[Dark-Cide Lorraine]

I imagine people have been messaging mods going "ROFL OHNOES!>1.1 I cant do without prestone for 5 minutes" thus failing at life and wanting to be banned because they have zero self control.

Which is quite sad.

I did it once to get some work done.

What I should really do is get someone to take my internet connections away for a few days. Trouble is, it's helpful to look things up online whilst you're studying.

It should be easy enough to tell yourself that you're not logging on but for some, it's hard.

I seriously think I'm addicted.

[Josh]

I seriously think I'm addicted.
Of course you are, we all are. What else keeps us coming back everyday to "just check" or just to ask a question or two? For the benefit of our health?

Nay.

Unhealthy obsession.

Hence- 3.07am.


:cool:

[piercedmilo]

Of course you are, we all are. What else keeps us coming back everyday to "just check" or just to ask a question or two? For the benefit of our health?

Nay.

Unhealthy obsession.

Hence- 3.07am.


:cool:

Prestone : Fore the benefit of yon healths

[partyvan<3salcmene]

Prestone : Fore the benefit of yon healths

And lo on yonder horizon, der festival ship doth arrive

[ArtyCow]

what is the time again??

[Alcmene]

The time is 15.34, or it should be.

<sob>

[ArtyCow]

oh balls

[Alcmene]

oh balls

Sky 3 are showing holidays on cruise ships.

[ArtyCow]

As much as i hate cruises i'd give owt to get off this godforbidden isle for any amount of time.....so that'd just depress me!

[James]

godammit, you can't make a thread like this and not tell us what it's about!

Can, will do, have done. It's not in relation to anyone in particular - we get about one request a week for this.

I did it once to get some work done.

What I should really do is get someone to take my internet connections away for a few days. Trouble is, it's helpful to look things up online whilst you're studying.

It should be easy enough to tell yourself that you're not logging on but for some, it's hard.

I seriously think I'm addicted.

Mercy bans are OK only in the case of important uni/college work...

This sort of this is fine - it's only the same as giving your stash to your mate while you finish your dissertation.

Of course you are, we all are. What else keeps us coming back everyday to "just check" or just to ask a question or two? For the benefit of our health?

Nay.

Unhealthy obsession.

Hence- 3.07am.


:cool:

I'll be honest, I had no internet for two weeks, and I was fine. I've been here longer than almost anyone (although there's a few), and I can deal without it quite comfortably. In my time away I watched a lot of Most Haunted and played a lot of Billy Bragg songs on my guitar. It was lovely.

[Rodleroc]

Can, will do, have done. It's not in relation to anyone in particular - we get about one request a week for this.





This sort of this is fine - it's only the same as giving your stash to your mate while you finish your dissertation.



I'll be honest, I had no internet for two weeks, and I was fine. I've been here longer than almost anyone (although there's a few), and I can deal without it quite comfortably. In my time away I watched a lot of Most Haunted and played a lot of Billy Bragg songs on my guitar. It was lovely.

You playing any songs on the guitar is not lovely.

[sgutierrez2457]

I like to suck Pig Cock.
Please e-mail me at sgutierrez2457@pibid.net

[Terracod]

I like to suck Pig Cock.
Please e-mail me at sgutierrez2457@pibid.net

Emailed.

[RocknRollPartyGirl]

i need to be banned because i am gay !o!

[thejoker]

i need to be banned because i am gay !o!

I heard.

[Slick]

Wanking in the shower is ace.







That is all.

this may have been raised previously but I find that the love juice becomes far too much like glue once it, for want of a better word, boils.

[topcat]

this may have been raised previously but I find that the love juice becomes far too much like glue once it, for want of a better word, boils.

Yah try it in a Whirlpool bath. Eurrrrgh.

[Pod]

WHAT HAPPENED TO TERRACOD?! WHO KILLED HIM OFF?!!

I am an Angry Internet Man now.

[Beaker]

WHAT HAPPENED TO TERRACOD?! WHO KILLED HIM OFF?!!

I am an Angry Internet Man now.

he asked for his account to be deleted, so I did it.

[Pod]

Oh :(

Why, Terragodda, Whyyyyyyyyyyy??

[the sexy olympics]

I'm glad he's dead!!

COW!

[jontyhcampbell]

What's a mercy ban?

[Rach]

What's a mercy ban?

When someone asks to be banned.

[jontyhcampbell]

why would they want that?

[James]

why would they want that?

Because they have no self-control and they have let the internet ruin their lives.

[bik]

What's a mercy ban?

And the mercy ban is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
A life for a life
And a truth for a truth
And anyway there was no proof
But I'm not afraid to tell a lie.

And the mercy ban is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of truth.
An eye for an eye
And a truth for a truth
And anyway I told the truth
But I'm afraid I told a lie.

[James]

And the mercy ban is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
A life for a life
And a truth for a truth
And anyway there was no proof
But I'm not afraid to tell a lie.

And the mercy ban is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of truth.
An eye for an eye
And a truth for a truth
And anyway I told the truth
But I'm afraid I told a lie.

Oh, he only went and f*cking did it, y'know. And it was perfect, lyrically and musically. Normally fluffs it!

[bik]

Oh, he only went and f*cking did it, y'know. And it was perfect, lyrically and musically. Normally fluffs it!

so jealous!

[James]

so jealous!

Very different set to last time. More rockin'. As such, we got "The Weeping Song" rather than "The Ship Song" and more recent stuff like "Get Ready For Love". Made some pretty f*cking good noises.