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J2TheH
15-10-2007, 07:55 AM
Last night I had the craziest dream ever, so I thought I'd share.
It involved me going to a service station for some reason, and spotting a group of you lot. In this group were:
Noblet
Karl (Chanzo= Never Met)
Max (Never Met)
Aiden Clarkson
Ben Mourningwood
Reese
Hedmag Ed.
They were all on the piss, and on their way to some grindcore festival or something. The service station had a dancefloor, and started playing Rage. Everyone started doing that weird windmill dance that hardcore kids do, and then Reese started chatting up this bird in fluorescent leggings. He was wearing skintight camoflague jeans.
This is possibly the most vivid dream I have had for ages, and very bizarre. I am not on anything. I don't know why I had to tell you.
BiteThePain
15-10-2007, 10:11 AM
I dreamt I was at a barbeque, the food was ace!!!!
I had a dream last night in which I walked downstairs to find Matt (EGE) and Nina having sex in front of a webcam whilst sat at my computer desk. i think this s cause last night me and Matt were talking about couples who spice their relationship up.
it was incredible. I think I fancy Matt even more now.
J2TheH
15-10-2007, 01:55 PM
Both you're dreams are rubbish, mine was well better. And that.
I keep having dreams, where I set off on my motorbike. And about half way through my journey, I realise Im not wearing a helmet :S Its a propper horrid situation to be in.
And another one I have is I keep leaving my bag somewhere. Its that horrible feeling of not being able to find it again!
Davos
15-10-2007, 02:46 PM
I have lots of fruity/weird dreams.
Never involving any Prestone types though.
Cherish
15-10-2007, 02:47 PM
I dreamt about a faulty cash machine.
My dreams have been decidedly boring of late.
I have lots of fruity/weird dreams.
Never involving any Prestone types though.
Dreaming of Prestoners is kinda weird. Especially if you havent even met them.
I had a dream I kissed Bongos the other week. Never met her.
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J2TheH
15-10-2007, 02:51 PM
It wasn't a dream.
But the Rohypnol cocktail obviously worked.
Davos
15-10-2007, 02:51 PM
It wasn't a dream.
But the Rohypnol cocktail obviously worked.
arf arf
evilgingeremperor
16-10-2007, 03:36 AM
I had a dream last night in which I walked downstairs to find Matt (EGE) and Nina having sex in front of a webcam whilst sat at my computer desk. i think this s cause last night me and Matt were talking about couples who spice their relationship up.
it was incredible. I think I fancy Matt even more now.
Me & nina were talking about webcams on msn just now.
Wish she had one ;)
Casey
16-10-2007, 09:51 AM
I dreamt some black dude shot me in the neck. Strangely I just stood up and punched him repeatedly. Then I sat back down and kept talking to my mate.
Fugazi
16-10-2007, 10:06 AM
Not strictly the same thing, but I was at a studio yesterday, and realised halfway through the shoot that I had had an extremely vivid dream about the place about a week earlier, despite never having been there.
Of course this is bullshit, the dream I had was probably about a similar studio and the sensation I had was probably a combination of that and a spot of déja-vu (I was absolutely knackered and I'm still a bit ill) but it was a bizarre sensation nonetheless.
had to take some migrane meds last night, which always causes vivid and really weird dreams... I think last night's one involved brick walls, a cake, and some guy who i can't remember who it was, going back to a place I had already been before.
I have a lot of dejavu as well, but I take them as a sign that I'm doing the right thing, as it usually occurs when I'm not sure if I made the right decision.
silentkit
16-10-2007, 10:52 AM
that's weird, i had a prestone dream too... there was a dating advert for Jonnysus in the LEP.... I've never met him and barely post in any of the same threads so I don't know why his name appeared. It was well vivid. I'd been watching Garth Marenghi's Drkplace beforehand which might explain things...
Chanzo the Magnificent
16-10-2007, 10:56 AM
Last night I had the craziest dream ever, so I thought I'd share.
It involved me going to a service station for some reason, and spotting a group of you lot. In this group were:
Noblet
Karl (Chanzo= Never Met)
Max (Never Met)
Aiden Clarkson
Ben Mourningwood
Reese
Hedmag Ed.
They were all on the piss, and on their way to some grindcore festival or something. The service station had a dancefloor, and started playing Rage. Everyone started doing that weird windmill dance that hardcore kids do, and then Reese started chatting up this bird in fluorescent leggings. He was wearing skintight camoflague jeans.
This is possibly the most vivid dream I have had for ages, and very bizarre. I am not on anything. I don't know why I had to tell you.
haha, 'tf?!
BiteThePain
16-10-2007, 11:22 AM
Both you're dreams are rubbish, mine was well better. And that.
Right well, ok then lets see if this interests you more.
Many years ago as a first year student, I had a dream that I was in charge of a terrorist task force. Our current case was a terrorist organisation that fought for the freedom of Garlic from kitchens as they didn't like the fact that it was being chopped up and crushed and eaten. The head of this group was a giant onion, who had a sidekick that was a giant spider.
The main part of the dream involved my team getting a tip off of where the onion and spider were gonna be, so we raced down there in hundreds of American police cars. The tip off lead us to a field in the middle of no where. We discovered that in this field a kinda village fate thing was going on. We spotten the onion ond spider getting away and gave chase, but in vain as the onion and spider had hopped into a hot air balloon and started to fly away. Thinking we had lost them, we suddenly realised that one of the guide ropes was still attached to the ground, and because they had taken off so quickly, it snapped two of the basket ropes on the balloon.
The spider got flung out of the basket, destroying a nearby thatched cottage. The onion fell too, knocking over a vegetable cart as it splatted on the ground infront of us. As the vegatable cart fell over, a TV screen made of parsnips fell from it. On the screen was the onion with a pair of angel wings flying through the clouds, telling us it forgave us.
Alcmene
16-10-2007, 12:09 PM
OMG I had a Prestone dream last night too!
BiteThePain
16-10-2007, 03:31 PM
OMG I had a Prestone dream last night too!
You all need help.
Seriously.
..and I'm the one dreaming of oversized vegetables blowing shit up!!
Edinburgh
16-10-2007, 06:27 PM
OMG I had a Prestone dream last night too!
Dundun DUUUNNNN Me too! It involved Max (of whom I've only met once. He was sitting on me sofa and he had this really weird voice kinda of like...I;ve no way of expmaing it. He was lecturing me saying I was gay. Rather odd I think:huh:
The Hinge
16-10-2007, 06:33 PM
I'd love to see Aiden at a Grindcore festival. In real life, like.
Zebedee
16-10-2007, 07:39 PM
I had a Prestone related dream last night. It involved Megan running from monks and Ed wearing thigh high leather boots and fishnets.
Alcmene
16-10-2007, 07:41 PM
I had a Prestone related dream last night. It involved Megan running from monks and Ed wearing thigh high leather boots and fishnets.
ha ha wish I'd been a spectator in that! let me into your dreams just so I can experience them!
Zebedee
16-10-2007, 07:50 PM
ha ha wish I'd been a spectator in that! let me into your dreams just so I can experience them!
If I could I would.
There was a vending machine that had leather boots in. I felt dead upstaged by Ed so I bought some from it for a tenner. Russ was in this dream too... also a guy I used to work with and my Brother and Sister.
****ing hell did we all have prestone dreams last night...
there was a man with a gun.. he was a bad man but i can't specify what kind of bad man.. one of you lot decided the best thing to do was the trap him in the urbis... i spent a good deal of time trying to make you understand that trapping a man with a gun in a building with glass walls wasn't exactly the same as trapping him in alcatrazz, but you just didn't get it
Zebedee
16-10-2007, 08:01 PM
one of you lot
WHO!!!???!? Tell us.
Jonnysus
16-10-2007, 08:34 PM
WHO!!!???!? Tell us.
i bet it was Russ
megan
16-10-2007, 11:22 PM
I had a Prestone related dream last night. It involved Megan running from monks and Ed wearing thigh high leather boots and fishnets.
:huh:
& i thought my dream about phil mitchel joining my band was weird!
i'd love to see ed in fishnets & boots.
The Hinge
16-10-2007, 11:26 PM
:huh:
& i thought my dream about phil mitchel joining my band was weird!
That sounds like an awesome dream!!!
I don't dream, there's nothing in my head apart from rusty nails and cobwebs.
Zebedee
16-10-2007, 11:28 PM
:huh:
& i thought my dream about phil mitchel joining my band was weird!
i'd love to see ed in fishnets & boots.
Russ was one of the monks chasing you... I'm so so sorry. lol
Gandalf
17-10-2007, 01:17 AM
I only dream in black and white
Tarnishedglitter
17-10-2007, 01:37 AM
I keep having dreams, where I set off on my motorbike. And about half way through my journey, I realise Im not wearing a helmet :S Its a propper horrid situation to be in.
I've actually done that a few times...it's a good job I stopped riding when I got up the duff!
Tarnishedglitter
17-10-2007, 01:39 AM
The "extras" in all my dreams are prestone members...that says something bad about my life...
Betty
17-10-2007, 01:41 AM
i havent had a dream in ages. Not any i can remember anyways :( my sleep is restless and light
evilgingeremperor
18-10-2007, 02:37 PM
I had one:
I was working at an outdoor festival, like a cross between that Preston-live covered market jobby and Glastonbury. Basically a field with one of those lorry-stages parked in it.
Anyhoo, Danny was doing the sound, and we'd set up the first band and everything, but there was no-one there. So the organiser-lady (played by Keira Knightley) suggested we wait til the field filled up. But the band were getting restless.
The band were King Casanova. But they were on the bill as 'Pavlova'.
That is all.
The Hinge
18-10-2007, 02:38 PM
I had one:
I was working at an outdoor festival, like a cross between that Preston-live covered market jobby and Glastonbury. Basically a field with one of those lorry-stages parked in it.
Anyhoo, Danny was doing the sound, and we'd set up the first band and everything, but there was no-one there. So the organiser-lady (played by Keira Knightley) suggested we wait til the field filled up. But the band were getting restless.
The band were King Casanova. But they were on the bill as 'Pavlova'.
That is all.
hahaha. :jenni::cool:
I dreamt about Hollyoaks.. it was LAME. I imagined what the next episode would be.. I bet I was right too.. :(
Marsha
18-10-2007, 03:30 PM
i had a prestone fulled dream last night - when i woke up i could remember it all - but now i cant remember any of it! how odd
it was a nice dream though
i had a prestone fulled dream last night - when i woke up i could remember it all - but now i cant remember any of it! how odd
it was a nice dream though
It was a sexy dream with me in it.
Markoos
18-10-2007, 06:52 PM
Oh man, it's catching. I had a dream about a Prestone-er I'd never met last night :huh:
Marsha
18-10-2007, 10:05 PM
Oh man, it's catching. I had a dream about a Prestone-er I'd never met last night :huh:
we are all WRONG. its worse when you havnt met the person but just seen a photo and you still dream about them!!
Cuckoo For Caca
18-10-2007, 10:06 PM
I dream about Jenni a lot. Or should I say she appears in my dreams a lot. Not in a sexual way, more of an accidental villain.
partyvan<3salcmene
18-10-2007, 10:22 PM
I dont really dream but the last one I had I was looking down at a field of corn to a tall woman with long blonde hair (like 8 foot long) who was carrying a sword and weaving left and right across the field at the other side of the there was a hill and as she was running up the hill towards me she raised the sword and a long red banner unfurled and blew in the wind she just kept running round the bottom of the hill past some small green huts then i could hear a sound getting louder and louder then all of a sudden i was in a huge field full of people and the levellers were playing and i was lying under a blow sculpture and whatever was in that truffle was really good
I had a dream of Guitar Andy waking me up last night!
He came in, moved my shoulder and said in a quiet and gentle voice "Josh...its time to get the **** out of bed"
So I was all like, WTF!?
And I woke up in the middle of the night in a sweat.
HORRID!
Zebedee
19-10-2007, 12:38 AM
I dream about Jenni a lot. Or should I say she appears in my dreams a lot. Not in a sexual way, more of an accidental villain.
Haha that sounds... interesting. Villain? :\
Markoos
19-10-2007, 08:42 AM
Haha that sounds... interesting. Villain? :\
I think he's inferring that you were wearing a gimp mask in his dream.
J2TheH
24-10-2007, 12:42 PM
Today I dreamed of an Prestone post my head made up, by Batlord!!!
HEAD WOUND!!!
Marsha
24-10-2007, 03:26 PM
last night i had a dream about russ - im scared because i seem to dream about thim all the time! EEK
Marsha
25-10-2007, 11:51 AM
last night i had a vivid dream about Ed (hedmag Ed) and his name was Edward Blackstaff Dick Monk!! LOL. the rest of my dream was based around a night in the ferret and included a loads of other vague people.
there was also one main character in the dream but he doesnt come on here i dont think. i cant get him out of my head though!!
his name was Edward Blackstaff Dick Monk!!
LOL.
haha last night I dreamed I went to a house and it turned into a gay orgy. I wasn't involved obviously, but I thought it was funny as ****.
I dont know what my dream was but I woke up shouting.
"SHIT, I WAS HAVING AN ADAMS FAMILY MOMENT THEN!"
Weird dream last night.
I had a dream that I was speaking to a stip-joint owner, he'd had all his windows put through, so I bricked them up for him. He gave me a free dance off one of the girls, but it wasnt a propper dance, she had a paper bag and wanted me to rip it open with my mouth, so I did, and there were two frozen pizzas inside.
Then I couldnt spit the paper out of my mouth, I woke up coughing :\
I swear it's stress related.
Reese
30-10-2007, 04:15 PM
Last night I had the craziest dream ever, so I thought I'd share.
It involved me going to a service station for some reason, and spotting a group of you lot. In this group were:
Noblet
Karl (Chanzo= Never Met)
Max (Never Met)
Aiden Clarkson
Ben Mourningwood
Reese
Hedmag Ed.
...Everyone started doing that weird windmill dance that hardcore kids do, and then Reese started chatting up this bird in fluorescent leggings. He was wearing skintight camoflague jeans.
haha even in dreams im a pimp yo!
however, i dont dream about any of you.
you are easily forgetable and essentially insignificant in my life to warrant me dreaming about you.
ha!
Reese
30-10-2007, 04:24 PM
actually my dreams usually involve me rimming various beautiful and exotic women come to think about it...
they are good dreams.
Marsha
30-10-2007, 05:18 PM
my drean last night was very graphic and involved a couple of people off here. im not saying who to protect their identity - but i dont think i will be able to look them in the eye again!!
my drean last night was very graphic and involved a couple of people off here. im not saying who to protect their identity - but i dont think i will be able to look them in the eye again!!
u r such a DREAM WHORE.
Marsha
30-10-2007, 06:56 PM
u r such a DREAM WHORE.why thank you ;)
my drean last night was very graphic and involved a couple of people off here. im not saying who to protect their identity - but i dont think i will be able to look them in the eye again!!
You well dream about me.
Gandalf
03-11-2007, 03:12 PM
I had a dream I went to Manchester with James last night.
lol
Alcmene
03-11-2007, 03:43 PM
I had a dream about Andy Lyth last night! Wasn't sexual in any way, I think it was about music and for some reason, tickets.
I had a dream last night that i was kidnapped by the Imperial Guard at Lord Vaders request because i was waering a black cape and he thought he should be the only one allowed to.
The storm troopers then tied me to a ski lift type thing, which they did with all there prisoners, which just went reound a massive warehouse on a loop, and every so often the would pull some one down and make then become a storm trooper.
There were loads of Prestoners that had been captured and we were trying to arrange loads of prestone weddings in the hope that Lord Vader would release us if we had families to think of.
I ended up being an evil storm trooper and blasting any one who got in my way.
Bizzare!!!
The Hinge
07-11-2007, 02:17 PM
I haven't had a good dream in quite a while. Don't think there's much floating round in my nogging to be honest!
Zebedee
07-11-2007, 02:44 PM
I had a couple of weird dreams last night. First one was about zombies... again. It was well freaky... I was hacking them with a huge serrated knife. There were zombie dogs in it too but if you stood really still they just ignored you. It was like a big, zombie, stealth game. There was a bit in a park which was really terrifying with some zombie woman pushing a pram.
Second one was the end boss fight from some weird game I'd dreamt up. The boss guy had wings and it was in the massive chamber with loads of pillars. All I had was a grappling rope... I was losing. Also... I was potecting someone but I don't know who. It could have been the same dream as the zombie one but it didn't feel like it at the time.
Third dream involved me being a slave for some evil woman. At some point in it I got a take away pizza so it wasn't all bad.
Last night was weird for me. I was feeling propper under the weather yesterday. I fell asleep at like 6pm, and woke up at 3am. I got a drink and went back to bed and then slept till 10 am. I have never in my life slept more than 8 or 9 hours.
All I remember about my dream last night is me getting told off for some shit brick work I'd done. :\
I had a couple of weird dreams last night. First one was about zombies... again. It was well freaky... I was hacking them with a huge serrated knife. There were zombie dogs in it too but if you stood really still they just ignored you. It was like a big, zombie, stealth game. There was a bit in a park which was really terrifying with some zombie woman pushing a pram.
Second one was the end boss fight from some weird game I'd dreamt up. The boss guy had wings and it was in the massive chamber with loads of pillars. All I had was a grappling rope... I was losing. Also... I was potecting someone but I don't know who. It could have been the same dream as the zombie one but it didn't feel like it at the time.
Third dream involved me being a slave for some evil woman. At some point in it I got a take away pizza so it wasn't all bad.
I f*ckin' hate dreams involving Zombies! Hate 'em, hate 'em, HATE 'EM! I can't watch movies or play games involving zombies -- I don't want them in my head either!
If I'm dreaming about zombies, the end inevitably involves me escaping by developing the powers of Flight and flying away.
I blame Ali. She loves zombies and often gets zombie dreams.
Maybe they're contagious...
OMG! just remembered, i had a dream i was going out with Dog the Bounty Hunter last night.
i didn't want to, but his wife with the big boobies made me
The Hinge
28-11-2007, 09:14 PM
OMG! just remembered, i had a dream i was going out with Dog the Bounty Hunter last night.
i didn't want to, but his wife with the big boobies made me
Best. dream. ever.
Best. dream. ever.
hmmmmm, i think not
OMG! just remembered, i had a dream i was going out with Dog the Bounty Hunter last night.
i didn't want to, but his wife with the big boobies made me
I dreamed you slept in my bed last night.
ha!!!
keep dreamin boy!:D
thats coz were we jokin about it last night
Blousey Brown
28-11-2007, 10:09 PM
Eee, I haven't had a Prestone dream in aaagessss.
Someone get in my dream! Someone who wouldn't take advantage of the situation...
Cuckoo For Caca
28-11-2007, 10:11 PM
Ah herro!
Eee, I haven't had a Prestone dream in aaagessss.
Someone get in my dream! Someone who wouldn't take advantage of the situation...
I suppose I could apper for a short while. Naked, of course.
Oh, wait, that's just the internet.
http://a538.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_f5f220287f66f5baa29dace3c4f6d239.jpg
Marsha
28-11-2007, 10:14 PM
Eee, I haven't had a Prestone dream in aaagessss.
Someone get in my dream! Someone who wouldn't take advantage of the situation...
i had a prestone dream last night and for some reason russ was being nice to me :/
Cuckoo For Caca
28-11-2007, 10:18 PM
I have really surreal dreams almost every night and sometimes it's pretty hard to differentiate from real life. It's really ****ing my head up. It started off with simple things a few years ago; waking up thinking I had fags in my pocket, had sent a later, told somebody about something, etc... but now it's just mad. I dream whole days and nights so vividly that when I wake up it takes me awhile to realise that it didn't actually happen. It's also really shit when you dream something has happened when it hasn't, yet you still feel like it has.
Train_of_Thought
28-11-2007, 11:34 PM
Ah herro!
*high five*
I had the most annoying luvvy duvvy dream the other night I hope it doesnt happen again, I like to DREAM X-TREME
ha!!!
keep dreamin boy!:D
thats coz were we jokin about it last night
maybe you were joking...
bigred
29-11-2007, 11:33 AM
it wasnt a prestone dream but it was ****ing ace.
i was at the coast filming, i think for the bbc, a programme about the giant squid that live on the coast, so we gutted trucks worth of fish and threw them into the sea.
then taking a look around i realised the sea was going up and down about 200ft everytime it came in and that the whole place had a weird seaside vibe with families all watching out for the giant squid.
So our roving camerman (however he was) jumped into the sea, at which point i think it became me and i was sinking and rising with the ocean and the tons of fish, and then the tide went out, completely and the camerman (because it had now switched back) fell face first on to the beach and died.
and everyone cheered and that was that.
I had a horrible dream where I lived with a mad woman, who was shooting people up, and she was aftre me and richard and was trying to kill us and we were having to hide, and richard was holding a door shut and she shot through the door and nearly killed him, and it was HORRIFYING.
bigred
29-11-2007, 11:46 AM
I had a horrible dream where I lived with a mad woman, who was shooting people up, and she was aftre me and richard and was trying to kill us and we were having to hide, and richard was holding a door shut and she shot through the door and nearly killed him, and it was HORRIFYING.
make an awesome story though....just saying....
make an awesome story though....just saying....
Yeah it was like a dead thrilling dream and I kept waking up and thinking AWESUM write this down! and thinking it was exciting.. but also at the same time feeling the sheer terror and emotion of having you and your boyfriend being shot at ad realising that if one of you got hit it was ALL OVER. 4REAL.
I had a dream last night, where I actually said to myself "It's only a dream, this is your head, whattever you think happens"
And for like 10 minutes, I just felt....well...beyond words. I could do anything.
BUT I don't know if that was me conciously saying that, or if it was just a dream...
If you get me? :huh:
Anyway, I stole a pie from the local cafe. The dream.
I had a dream last night, where I actually said to myself "It's only a dream, this is your head, whattever you think happens"
And for like 10 minutes, I just felt....well...beyond words. I could do anything.
BUT I don't know if that was me conciously saying that, or if it was just a dream...
If you get me? :huh:
Anyway, I stole a pie from the local cafe. The dream.
It's called Lucid Dreaming. Ali does it all the time. You can actually train yourself to do it.
Lucid Dreaming (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream)
It's called Lucid Dreaming. Ali does it all the time. You can actually train yourself to do it.
Lucid Dreaming (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream)
:eek:
Oh my god Ian, I think you've just opened a new door for me!
Thank. YOU!
Gandalf
29-11-2007, 04:16 PM
I had a dream last night I inherited a wooden Chair from WW2, since owning it I was followed around by the ghost of a upset soldier.
maybe you were joking...
:twak:
Betty
29-11-2007, 07:41 PM
I had a dream last night I inherited a wooden Chair from WW2, since owning it I was followed around by the ghost of a upset soldier.
:(
last nights dream featured bik, but thats all i can remember. Wasn't rood tho, I just remember it being a bit weird.
Much like me really
last night in separate dreams i had to look upon (or at least communicate with) nicky, pish, mick & joe
i think i'll stay awake tonight
Alcmene
30-11-2007, 03:40 PM
last night in separate dreams i had to look upon (or at least communicate with) nicky, pish, mick & joe
i think i'll stay awake tonight
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Was I beating the crap out of those 3 boys?
Denning
30-11-2007, 03:43 PM
I dreamt I had a tiger. Fully house trained and walkable and cuddly. One part of the dream was me taking photos of me and my tiger to post on here =S
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Was I beating the crap out of those 3 boys?
no. you were sending me strange texts, the boys were a separate matter, i'm not sure why they were there, but i know pish was IN MY FACE
Alcmene
30-11-2007, 03:48 PM
no. you were sending me strange texts, the boys were a separate matter, i'm not sure why they were there, but i know pish was IN MY FACE
ha ha booty call
tom666
30-11-2007, 04:25 PM
i dont post on here right often, but i read it, dunno why i dont post more, fear of being pwned and called a noob and stuff prolly, but i had a proper weird dream last night and have to tell someone, all my housemates are out you see.
in the dream i was adopted by the hogan family, i.e. my new dad was hulk. and we were on holiday somewhere and hulk got in the shower with me, and i was like "this is weird, im in the shower with some 50 year old bodybuilder", but it wasnt in a gay way, it was just odd, but my concious self was telling my dream self "wtf GAYEST....DREAM....EVER" it freaked me out and i know look at hulk's relationship with his real kids in a different light. haha, alltho if she was my daughter, id be tempted
joke
not rly
last night i dreamt that i went for a day out in blackpool with lots of my old friends and people off here too.
Whilst we were there we went for chinese food, but then we all began to argue and people were having fights left right and centre, so i ran off with a mate and hid in a b&b.
Next thing one of my ex boyfirnds from years back was trying to have sex with me and was burning my arms on some crocodiles.
Then i was rescued by some people and I went back to a high school and performed in a choir, whilst my ex boyfriend confessed that he had tried to cop off with every girl on the day out!!!
I worry about my mental state, i really do.
Next thing one of my ex boyfirnds from years back was trying to have sex with me and was burning my arms on some crocodiles.
I never tire of complete and total randomness.
I never tire of complete and total randomness.
i know!!!
they really hurted too!
James
02-12-2007, 01:18 PM
Recent dream, Friday night in fact:
We'd just had Phlegms practice (this happened, and again in my dream, not at all surrealistically, just like it was), and then when we got out back to mine, Rob went wild and potted one of the windows on my car. I went nuts because I had to drive to Warrington in it the next day for the gig, but he just laughed. We had a bit of a fight, but then just stopped fighting.
Then luckily it was only 4.45pm (despite practice finishing about 9.30pm), and I managed to get my car to JSB Motors behind The Mill and they fixed it for me, but the garage looked like something out of The Cars That Ate Paris.
Last night I had a stupid dream about losing one of my shoes, my car keys and my car itself. But I bought a gingerbread man and also and gingerbread something else. Its form was fairly unrecognisable.
i dreamt that my mum went round to Fils house to tell him to get engaged to me. Fil and I told her this would not be happening, so she then proceeded to help Paddy insulate the loft, she then helped Dave Neerlmen take deliverly of and assemble a new guitar.
:huh:
I dreamt about making some awesome chilli chicken pasta thing :/ maybe it'll work?
I also dreamt about a competition where people had to run against a pack of horses along a circular track, and you had to try and avoid getting hit to win.. me and Richard were running along holding hands and then letting go at the crucial point to go running up the banks of the pitch then back down to each other.. A dude who was dressed up like a sultan won though as he had a pony to ride.. CHEAT.
Then I had to reassembel a toy train track in a way that would suit everyones lives best as for somereason even though it was a toy to me, it was also the transport everyone i knew used and was an integral part to our lives.. there was only limited peices though and every way I did it failed..
Then my dad rang and asked to borrow my student loan in RL and woke me up.
thejoker
07-01-2008, 02:14 PM
i dreamt that my mum went round to Fils house to tell him to get engaged to me. Fil and I told her this would not be happening, so she then proceeded to help Paddy insulate the loft, she then helped Dave Neerlmen take deliverly of and assemble a new guitar.
:huh:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKay
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKay
if i took drugs it would all be understandable.
After sleeping for much longer than intended, I had an awful dream. It was really sad.
dreamt of Mick and Joe last night.
They were both in the same dream, but doing different stuff. It was v weird. It was in my parents old house.
I haven't been to that house for approx 10 yrs.
Random.
as per
and last night I had a dream about Pish, and his hat.
my poor overworked brain.:huh:
Elliot Yeah?
22-03-2008, 02:59 PM
Last night i dreamt i was defying some kind of law or something and got two dalmations. Realised i only needed the one, and then that was it really? Lots of people were buying dogs and there was big ques for different dogs.
Elliot Yeah?
22-03-2008, 03:29 PM
Just remembered more of my dream, which i suppose makes it some kind of dream/nightmare.
So i got the puppy which is a good thing yeah? But then it ate my hair.
I had a dream last night that I got mugged by Adam from Baby Bitch whilst in Paris.
I had a dream last night that I got mugged by Adam from Baby Bitch whilst in Paris.
That wasn't a dream. You were actually in Paris!
Buddy Revell
22-03-2008, 04:49 PM
i had bad a bad dream. wasnt very nice.
and last night I had a dream about Pish, and his hat.
my poor overworked brain.:huh:
What about my hat?
Lizibeth
22-03-2008, 06:45 PM
I had a dream last night that there was a competition on prestone to win a holiday, me and gareth won and leona was mad at us :\ lol
What about my hat?
can't really remember, but it was all about the hat
Marsha
22-03-2008, 10:11 PM
I had a dream last night that there was a competition on prestone to win a holiday, me and gareth won and leona was mad at us :\ loli am quite competitive! but i dont think i could ever be mad at you! :p
Lizibeth
23-03-2008, 01:14 AM
i am quite competitive! but i dont think i could ever be mad at you! :p
I couldn't imagine you mad. I have no idea why my brain picked you, of all prestoners, to be mad at us!
Last night i dreamt y'r impossible had attracted the attention of an enthusiastic a&r man with their first EP, but the label boss had told him to sod off because they were generic out of date crap. but then Fil sent the A&R man a 2nd EP and he was so impressed he, in Fil's words 'over-ruled god' and signed them up to play a Skins Tour anyway.
I must have woken up whilst traveling to Liverpool to watch them (lord knows why i was going), but I like to believe Fil spent the whole night trying to get into Effy.
Marsha
28-03-2008, 04:29 PM
Last night i dreamt y'r impossible had attracted the attention of an enthusiastic a&r man with their first EP, but the label boss had told him to sod off because they were generic out of date crap. but then Fil sent the A&R man a 2nd EP and he was so impressed he, in Fil's words 'over-ruled god' and signed them up to play a Skins Tour anyway.
I must have woken up whilst traveling to Liverpool to watch them (lord knows why i was going), but I like to believe Fil spent the whole night trying to get into Effy.this is actually a true story
crumble
29-03-2008, 01:19 PM
I had my first prestone dream and woke feeling rather ashamed
I went round to see Joe. He lived with my mum and dad but they didn't know me. He was telling me about his date the other day and showing me photos of the girl and she was gorgeous. He was so happy and I was so happy for him. Like more happy than I have ever actually been for someone in life. He was fully dressed but his cock was hanging out of his fly.
Freudians make of this what you will
Blousey Brown
28-04-2008, 02:35 PM
I had a very odd dream that featured a Prestoner last night.
I were in this house of some very irresponsible dangerous pet owner. There were tonnes of angry dogs bombing it around. One of em was strong enough to headbut locked doors open. In one room there were loads of tanks with crocodiles in, but they weren't normal crocodiles cus they were shorter and fatter and their legs were shorter, so overall they were a bit cuter than your average crocodile. There was also a tortoise that was talking to the crocodiles.
I was dead scared of all these animals and then dwarf777 was there and he hugged me and held my hand to make me feel safer. It wasn't owt dead sexual or anything, he was just looking after me.
Then I went to find my mum who was out in Blackpool on the piss and I phoned her mobile to see where she was and she'd sang some Jay-Z song as her answer machine message, which I found hilarious. Then I woke up.
Soz Sam, I don't even know you. Haha.
I had a very odd dream that featured a Prestoner last night.
I were in this house of some very irresponsible dangerous pet owner. There were tonnes of angry dogs bombing it around. One of em was strong enough to headbut locked doors open. In one room there were loads of tanks with crocodiles in, but they weren't normal crocodiles cus they were shorter and fatter and their legs were shorter, so overall they were a bit cuter than your average crocodile. There was also a tortoise that was talking to the crocodiles.
I was dead scared of all these animals and then dwarf777 was there and he hugged me and held my hand to make me feel safer. It wasn't owt dead sexual or anything, he was just looking after me.
Then I went to find my mum who was out in Blackpool on the piss and I phoned her mobile to see where she was and she'd sang some Jay-Z song as her answer machine message, which I found hilarious. Then I woke up.
Soz Sam, I don't even know you. Haha.
probs coz he's a biologist innit!
Baby SOLD
28-04-2008, 02:45 PM
I had a very odd dream that featured a Prestoner last night.
I was dead scared of all these animals and then dwarf777 was there and he hugged me and held my hand to make me feel safer. It wasn't owt dead sexual or anything, he was just looking after me.
Soz Sam, I don't even know you. Haha.
you can tell it wasn't real because he didn't try to have sex with you.
*waits for sam to turn up*
Zebedee
28-04-2008, 03:50 PM
so overall they were a bit cuter than your average crocodile.
This bit made me lol.
I had a horrible dream last night. James and I had a fight over the front door being broken. I couldn't fix it so he kept telling me I was a failure at everything so I hit him but he just kept laughing at me. felt like shit when I woke up.
Cuckoo For Caca
28-04-2008, 05:17 PM
I had a horrible dream last night. James and I had a fight over the front door being broken. I couldn't fix it so he kept telling me I was a failure at everything so I hit him but he just kept laughing at me. felt like shit when I woke up.
Haha, that's ace.
I had a weird dream that I went undercover to bust some drug dealers. NARGH!
Last neet I had a dream about a girl I ****ed everything up with, it was good to see her face again.
Weird dream really.
I had a weird dream, Richard and Dave Wright had a gay affair.
o_0
thejoker
01-05-2008, 12:04 PM
Last night I had a dream about Mad Ferret beer wench, Fie. I dreamt that we were all in the Ferret (we being I don't know who but just peeps I know) and Fie came in for work dressed in a rainbow coloured dress. Then she came in again wearing her usual baggy attire. Turns out that Fie has an identical twin sister (name unknown) and that they both work at the Ferret and share the shifts that Fie gets. Then the baggy dressed Fie put on a rainbow coloured cardigan and I could barely tell them apart.
How odd.
Punkage
01-05-2008, 12:04 PM
I dreamt I was at a festival but then all these zombies came out of nowhere and started attacking everyone...twating their heads in didnt do nothing either and they just wouldnt die, in the end you had to sever the legs and arms off so they couldnt move...was well scary...and pretty gory from what I recall
Last night I had a dream about Mad Ferret beer wench, Fie. I dreamt that we were all in the Ferret (we being I don't know who but just peeps I know) and Fie came in for work dressed in a rainbow coloured dress. Then she came in again wearing her usual baggy attire. Turns out that Fie has an identical twin sister (name unknown) and that they both work at the Ferret and share the shifts that Fie gets. Then the baggy dressed Fie put on a rainbow coloured cardigan and I could barely tell them apart.
How odd.
Not as good as my dream.
thejoker
01-05-2008, 12:07 PM
Not as good as my dream.
True, my dream didn't disply my insecurities about my possibly-gay-boyfriend. :p
True, my dream didn't disply my insecurities about my possibly-gay-boyfriend. :p
Oh no, it's pretty obvious.. I was worried about Dave.
Zebedee
01-05-2008, 02:04 PM
J2TheH was in my dream last night.
J2TheH was in my dream last night.
I've been replaced! *sob*
I had one last night. Beaker had bought Wishfairy (that's Kait right?) a mouse as a wedding present and for some reason found me in the ferret and asked me to look after it for the weekend, yet didn't give me anything to keep it in, just handed it loose into my hands so i had to try and fashion containers for it and figure out what to feed it and not let it escape (which it did, twice) and the whole thing turned into a complicated and stressful world.
Added to this complication is that I was already looking after a new born cat for Alcmene which was a funny looking scrawny little thing with hair sticking up everywhere. There was no cat box or lead or anything but fortunately the thing followed me home from the ferret because I was the only thing in the world it recognised, it also had super bouncing powers and could jump on the roofs of buildings and off again without any effort. I left it in the kitchen at home while I went to deal with the mouse and cat food situation (taking the mouse with me, which obviously escaped for a bit and had to be recaptured) Then got a call from my flatmate saying the cat had got out and we went through a massive stress till I said 'It doesn't really look like a cat, more like something that came out of an egg" and he said "oh.. panic over then, that's sat just here, I didn't know what it was."
Then I woke up feeling sick. But I think that's hangover more than repulsion.
Marsha
01-05-2008, 02:15 PM
i always dream about you though russ! eek
Oh and the other day I was on a family driving trip thing. Except Megan was there, and here and my mum really didn't get on. They ended up screaming and throwing beer at each other. It was uncomfortable.
Alcmene
01-05-2008, 02:42 PM
The Egg Cats lurve you Russ!
Zebedee
01-05-2008, 02:43 PM
I've been replaced! *sob*
IT WAS ONE DREAM!
IT WAS ONE DREAM!
IT'S ALL I HAVE TO CLING TO!
I've been fighting in my sleep. Chinning some randoms then off Choppering. I woke up looking like,
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/50/250px-TZ_White_Paul.jpg
Last night somebody I was with unwittingly released the devil into our world, he flew into the sky above us and destroyed the area we were in and all that was around us with what seemed to be a nuclear blast (there was an explosion and everything, including me, dissolved in white light).
Shortly after I found myself in a flat as my nearest and dearest were returned to me (whether this be heaven, hell, purgatory or even just sympathy from the devil I could not tell you). Some just materialised, some came through doors and, as I waited wondering where a couple of my best friends were, Laura (obscure_name) arrived with a bunch of strangers in a lift.
Blousey Brown
22-05-2008, 02:06 PM
Last night somebody I was with unwittingly released the devil into our world, he flew into the sky above us and destroyed the area we were in and all that was around us with what seemed to be a nuclear blast (there was an explosion and everything, including me, dissolved in white light).
Shortly after I found myself in a flat as my nearest and dearest were returned to me (whether this be heaven, hell, purgatory or even just sympathy from the devil I could not tell you). Some just materialised, some came through doors and, as I waited wondering where a couple of my best friends were, Laura (obscure_name) arrived with a bunch of strangers in a lift.
Alriiiiight.
I love that you dream about me russ *swoon*
Alriiiiight.
I love that you dream about me russ *swoon*
I'm more concerned that I had a dream that sounds like the plot to a power metal song.
I'm more concerned that I had a dream that sounds like the plot to a power metal song.
They are the BEST KIND of dreams, Russ.
The BEST KIND.
They are the BEST KIND of dreams, Russ.
The BEST KIND.
My indie boy soul is weeping, gently weeping.
Alcmene
22-05-2008, 02:14 PM
My indie boy soul is weeping, gently weeping.
You don't HAVE a soul.
bigred
22-05-2008, 02:19 PM
You don't HAVE a soul.
due to further info corrected
My indie boy hole is weeping, gently weeping.
Tarnishedglitter
22-05-2008, 05:16 PM
I was a mill worker in about 1910, and I was going to one of those evening classes where they teach you to cook and clean so you'll make a better wife. Danny/Harbl was in the woodwork class and he made me a little wooden bird but I ignored him cos I was in love with a glamourous English Lit lecturer who was really Nick in a cap and gown. He took me under his wing and improved me, telling me all about literature and art and the wonders of the world, and we got married and lived happily ever after.
It was like my fair lady and educating rita all in one.
Gareth
23-05-2008, 10:44 AM
I had a ridiculously long adventure/RPG dream last night. going on a quest
anyway, i don't remember any of it until right at the end:
I was walking with my travel party through a forest. when we spote a white clothed body a fair way up the path, as we get close, he wakes with start, It's Gordon Ramsey
"What the F*** is going on?!?! I'm allergic to F***ing Forests!!!"
I woke up and lolled hard :D
Stoical_Halo
23-05-2008, 11:02 AM
My red wine induced dream last night was vaire odd. It consisted of nipples, safety pins, and Kylie Minogues song the locomotion....nuff said :-S
bigred
23-05-2008, 11:03 AM
My red wine induced dream last night was vaire odd. It consisted of nipples, safety pins, and Kylie Minogues song the locomotion....nuff said :-S
no it really isnt!!!! more info pls!
piercedmilo
23-05-2008, 11:04 AM
OMG I had a Prestone dream last night too!
it was about Clippy wasn't it!
Stoical_Halo
23-05-2008, 11:07 AM
no it really isnt!!!! more info pls!
lol I don't really remember the order to it.....it started off that I was in a shop somewhere and they'd run out of kitchen roll, and I sort of got in a massive rage and walked through one of the walls of the shop....and I walked into this music video- which happened to be with lots of naked people stomping around to the locomotion with safety pins through their nipples. And one or two people were complaining that they needed more safety pins because their nipples were still visible and they didn't want to get arrested........I think perhaps I need to be locked into a fluffy white cell? :-S
bigred
23-05-2008, 11:10 AM
lol I don't really remember the order to it.....it started off that I was in a shop somewhere and they'd run out of kitchen roll, and I sort of got in a massive rage and walked through one of the walls of the shop....and I walked into this music video- which happened to be with lots of naked people stomping around to the locomotion with safety pins through their nipples. And one or two people were complaining that they needed more safety pins because their nipples were still visible and they didn't want to get arrested........I think perhaps I need to be locked into a fluffy white cell? :-S
weheyy! no that sounds like fun! i think ive stopped remembering mine, they used to be really clear!
Stoical_Halo
23-05-2008, 11:11 AM
weheyy! no that sounds like fun! i think ive stopped remembering mine, they used to be really clear!
I usually only remember nightmares, so I must have been quite scared...
Stoical_Halo
23-05-2008, 11:12 AM
I shall go take my medication now......*ahem* no really...
Gareth
23-05-2008, 11:12 AM
I think perhaps I need to be locked into a fluffy white cell? :-S
this...
(jk)
Stoical_Halo
23-05-2008, 11:13 AM
this...
(jk)
I'd quite like to be actually, for a day or so. I'd just sleep.
Gareth
23-05-2008, 11:14 AM
I'd quite like to be actually, for a day or so. I'd just sleep.
i think i'd prefer an inflatable bouncy castle style lock-up room... so i could actually bounce off the walls :D
Stoical_Halo
23-05-2008, 11:16 AM
i think i'd prefer an inflatable bouncy castle style lock-up room... so i could actually bounce off the walls :D
I lack the energy to bounce, I just want sleep. Lots of it. Undisturbed sleep too, without nippley safety pinny dreams. I'm going to go continue my essay slagging off JK Rowling now.
Gareth
23-05-2008, 11:17 AM
I lack the energy to bounce, I just want sleep. Lots of it. Undisturbed sleep too, without nippley safety pinny dreams. I'm going to go continue my essay slagging off JK Rowling now.
just type "whore" over and over... A* work
Stoical_Halo
23-05-2008, 11:18 AM
just type "whore" over and over... A* work
I wish, I really really wish. *sigh*
Punkage
23-05-2008, 11:23 AM
They are the BEST KIND of dreams, Russ.
The BEST KIND.
They are but russ' dream lacked demon/devil slaying for it to be really good
Gareth
23-05-2008, 11:25 AM
I wish, I really really wish. *sigh*
poor you. rip into her writing style... especially since the first book was pants and she tried to pass it off as "a writing style that progresses and matures as the character does"
utter trollop if you ask me...
i await her next book, i heard she was doing a crime book for adults... i bet it ends up on the teen shelves despite trying to be for adults... like darren shans attempted book for adults
Denning
06-06-2008, 01:54 PM
Bit of a weird one lastnight.
A civil war started in England between the Democrats and Republicans which then leaded to the country being split directly in half with all the Republicans wearing red and the Democrats wearing blue. Any 3rd party candidates where killed instantly.
I happened to wonder into a Republican part with the missus and another mate. We hid in the back of a flower van but the driver, the cleaver bastard, was on to us and was taking us to the Republican Guard. We managed to jump out the back when he started shooting at us which resulted in me getting shot in the bollocks.
For the rest of the dream (part of which included a prostitute isle in Asda) I was trying to get this bullet out of my scrotum, which I eventually did and found it had a large gold flower screwed to it.
I don't get my head sometimes
just membered, i had a dream the other night featuring Paddy, Jenni, Joe, Mick and J2theH amongst others.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Jonny RAW
06-06-2008, 02:35 PM
just membered, i had a dream the other night featuring Paddy, Jenni, Joe, Mick and J2theH amongst others.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Family_Guy_Sexy_Party_Navy_Shirt.jpg
J2TheH
06-06-2008, 02:40 PM
just membered, i had a dream the other night featuring Paddy, Jenni, Joe, Mick and J2theH amongst others.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Everyone has the BITCH MANSION GANGBANG DREAM at least once. Don't worry.
It's only concerning if you enjoyed it.
Metrobone
06-06-2008, 04:09 PM
I keep having dreams, where I set off on my motorbike. And about half way through my journey, I realise Im not wearing a helmet :S Its a propper horrid situation to be in.
And another one I have is I keep leaving my bag somewhere. Its that horrible feeling of not being able to find it again!
i actually did this once!:D
Cuckoo For Caca
06-06-2008, 07:04 PM
just membered, i had a dream the other night featuring Paddy, Jenni, Joe, Mick and J2theH amongst others.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
lolz
Zebedee
06-06-2008, 08:23 PM
Everyone has the BITCH MANSION GANGBANG DREAM at least once. Don't worry.
Wait... so what was I doing!?
Stoical_Halo
06-06-2008, 10:50 PM
I had the same dream as before about people dancing around naked with safety pins through their nipples the other night, only it was to Primal Scream and there were maps involved this time......:confused:
Cuckoo For Caca
07-06-2008, 05:58 PM
I just had a really mental dream.
Bitch Mansion has moved into a house on the corner of Fylde Road (which doesn't actually exist) and I was well pissed. Steve and Steve (Stan Laurel and Jack Daniels on here) came round for some beers, and it degenerated into a sitcom with canned laughter and everything. James's parents came round and were appauled that I was so pissed in the afternoon. Slowly, and without noticing, our house filled up with several familes of scallies and gyppos. I tried being friendly to them all, explaining how it was my house and would they kindly leave - they thought it was some random all-invited house party. Jelly's Last Jam were playing across the road outside of the Foster Building.
Eventually I got annoyed at some young scallies playing football in our back garden, so I bollocked them. One of them, a little fatty of 12 had a knife and tried stabbing me, so I locked them out. Later on I went to have words with them through the door and the little bastard stabbed me in the hand. Luckily, one of the scallies' dads was an ambulance driver, so he drove me to the hospital in some kind of luminous yellow SUV with weird seats. He also picked up some snobbish milf who lives near us and hates us. She was in a bit of a state so I was trying to calm her down.
In a typical Mick fashion, by the time we had arrived at the hospitable I'd pulled her. Huzza!
James Gardner crashed my car. With me and others in it. And he did it in the name of safety so I couldn't get mad at him. He claimed the brakes had failed so the only safe thing to do was to run it off the road across some grass to slow it down and eventually into a wall. I suspected he just couldn't get it in gear because the gearbox is a little stiff sometimes.* But i have no proof. So thank you James, for saving the life of me and others.
Grumble grumble grumble.
*It was a dream, mechanics do not apply.
godonlyknows
24-07-2008, 04:08 PM
I dreamed that Jess (jesperado) was trying to order a chicken sandwich in a subway that was a McDonalds, and she was saying that she didn't want mayonnaise, but the server lady was blind and wasn't putting it on right, nudging it around with her fingers all fumbly-like, and Jess didn't realise she was blind so she kept asking for mayonnaise, and the lady didn't pay any attention because she was blind and Jess kept asking but quieter and quieter.
I often think blind people can't hear.
James
24-07-2008, 04:11 PM
James Gardner crashed my car. With me and others in it. And he did it in the name of safety so I couldn't get mad at him. He claimed the brakes had failed so the only safe thing to do was to run it off the road across some grass to slow it down and eventually into a wall. I suspected he just couldn't get it in gear because the gearbox is a little stiff sometimes.* But i have no proof. So thank you James, for saving the life of me and others.
Grumble grumble grumble.
*It was a dream, mechanics do not apply.
Hehe, we've both had dreams about each other now. Means we're gay, that does.
totalvictory
24-07-2008, 04:11 PM
I have had this small series of dreams where a group of people I am at loggerheads with all come to me individually and apologise and say how they were totally wrong. Annoying when you wake though.
Hehe, we've both had dreams about each other now. Means we're gay, that does.
I'll tell my mum on Sunday.
greyham
24-07-2008, 04:38 PM
Ok.
I dont know you but you slept at my house last night.
We played ludo and drank beers from a large glass boot.
When we woke up this morning, you had a mysterious rip in a shirt that you didnt even own the day before.
We went to a sticker shop thinking it would solve all our problems but it didnt.
You bought a cobweb and cornetto.
I bought sand.
We went to a large industrial park and tried to balance 22 snails on a platform, then used the cobweb as a frisbee to knock them all down.
Man.
I'm sorry.
But you were my dream.
And i obviously created a character for you considering I have never ever met you haha!
Hopkin Green Frog
24-07-2008, 04:45 PM
I'll tell my mum on Sunday.
Already told her for you.
No need for thanks.
godonlyknows
24-07-2008, 04:47 PM
Already told her for you.
No need for thanks.
Was that to make her tense up so you could finish?
Jonnysus
24-07-2008, 06:01 PM
Ok.
I dont know you but you slept at my house last night.
We played ludo and drank beers from a large glass boot.
When we woke up this morning, you had a mysterious rip in a shirt that you didnt even own the day before.
We went to a sticker shop thinking it would solve all our problems but it didnt.
You bought a cobweb and cornetto.
I bought sand.
We went to a large industrial park and tried to balance 22 snails on a platform, then used the cobweb as a frisbee to knock them all down.
Man.
I'm sorry.
But you were my dream.
And i obviously created a character for you considering I have never ever met you haha!
lol
not far off the actual me there!
Gareth
15-08-2008, 11:07 AM
FOUND IT!!!!
last night i had a fantastically awesome dream. I was in some sort of structure that resembled a halo map, different floors and random alien decor. Anyway, i was with a couple of other soldiers, we'd been assigned to investigate some deaths at this place.
So we're taking a lift up, a giant snake starts trying to break through the doors, we fend it off with gunfire, then it disappears. we get to the top floor, where there is a train platform, next thing we know the bloody giant snake is riding on the train and launches itself at us, it misses and comes round for another shot. i throw a grenade and the stupid thing eats it... blows its head apart.
but then it became a smaller snake and was biting me over and over again. eventually it clamped on my right hand and i managed to just pull it off and rip it's head in two.
the puncture wounds were so incredibly painful :(
BUT I THREW A GRENADE AT A GIANT SNAKE!!!!
My dreams last night included a ridiculously camp Hex and Elliot showing me around some ruins by the sea where we met Sugarmouse who was obsessed with fashion and had hairy legs! Ha ha.
I had a dream that my McFly tickets came and Keenan and Kel were supporting them.
Train_of_Thought
01-09-2008, 01:05 PM
I dreamt I was getting hunted by the creatures off 'the descent'.
It was horrible :(
Alcmene
01-09-2008, 01:06 PM
I dreamt I was getting hunted by the creatures off 'the descent'.
It was horrible :(
Oh I had to stop watching that the other night as it was too scary.
The Hinge
01-09-2008, 01:21 PM
I dreamt I was getting hunted by the creatures off 'the descent'.
It was horrible :(
Man up.
Secret Boners
01-09-2008, 01:59 PM
last night i dreamt i was in a bungalow that had previously been owned by the royal family. i was in prince charles's old room ( a kind of hip, handsome prince charles) and i was very impressed by his large collection of copies of Kerrang magazine, and porn. then i was in an upstairs bedroom (it had become a normal house instead of a bungalow) with a man who was seemingly a good friend, even though i didn't recognise him. he was also a horror-movie-serial-killer. he kept very calmly telling me to stab people, and i felt really awkward trying to to avoid stabbing people whilst not insulting/potentially enraging my murderous friend. in the end he hung a woman up with rock-climbing ropes and disembowlled her with a weird chainsaw/anglegrinder thing, while i climbed out of the window.
recently my dreams are AWESOME.
James
01-09-2008, 02:04 PM
last night i dreamt i was in a bungalow that had previously been owned by the royal family. i was in prince charles's old room ( a kind of hip, handsome prince charles) and i was very impressed by his large collection of copies of Kerrang magazine, and porn. then i was in an upstairs bedroom (it had become a normal house instead of a bungalow) with a man who was seemingly a good friend, even though i didn't recognise him. he was also a horror-movie-serial-killer. he kept very calmly telling me to stab people, and i felt really awkward trying to to avoid stabbing people whilst not insulting/potentially enraging my murderous friend. in the end he hung a woman up with rock-climbing ropes and disembowlled her with a weird chainsaw/anglegrinder thing, while i climbed out of the window.
recently my dreams are AWESOME.
Recently I had a dream about a series of cocks with cocks coming out of their urethras, that had cocks coming out of their urethras. Ad infinitum.
Funk-star
01-09-2008, 02:10 PM
I had a dream that my McFly tickets came and Keenan and Kel were supporting them.
you poor thing, that's awful
stellarforher
01-09-2008, 07:32 PM
i woke up three times last night thinking chris wasnt breathing. and i woke him up every time by violently shaking him :(. luckily he didnt remember me doing it but i feel so bad now. lol oops.
you poor thing, that's awful
I know, I love Keenan and Kel :(
My dreams last night included a ridiculously camp Hex and Elliot showing me around some ruins by the sea where we met Sugarmouse who was obsessed with fashion and had hairy legs! Ha ha.
Oh God, I've featured in someone's dreams!
i woke up three times last night thinking chris wasnt breathing. and i woke him up every time by violently shaking him :(. luckily he didnt remember me doing it but i feel so bad now. lol oops.
youve made me think that i have some kind of heart defect and im never going to wake up if i go to sleep again! haha. well not haha. that would be mega sad. i think i was just breathing quietly though. or maybe that night nurse was making you hallucinate...
Punkage
01-09-2008, 08:39 PM
I had a dream before rossys birthday party and I dreamt that keelie stabbed me with a butchers knife numerous times...I cant remember why she did it but she did, woke as I died...scary
I had a dream before rossys birthday party and I dreamt that keelie stabbed me with a butchers knife numerous times...I cant remember why she did it but she did, woke as I died...scary
stop dreaming about my girlfriend Dave.:p
stellarforher
01-09-2008, 09:13 PM
I had a dream before rossys birthday party and I dreamt that keelie stabbed me with a butchers knife numerous times...I cant remember why she did it but she did, woke as I died...scary
:(:(:( obv means you dont like me....
Stoical_Halo
01-09-2008, 09:28 PM
Oh I had to stop watching that the other night as it was too scary.
My friend kept biting my arm out of fear during the scary bits of that film. I'm never watching horror with her again! :rolleyes:
Gareth
05-09-2008, 07:40 AM
i had a dream that i was really upset, found my self in a graveyard, got lost, found a secret fountain where i was blessed by 49 tiny little fairies who all spoke at the same time so i could hear them... awww :)
my other dream was that i was at some hotel in some kind of comedy show, and i was VERY funny :) and will smith from his bel air days made an appearance... how bizarre!
Gareth
05-09-2008, 07:50 AM
oh and yesterday i dreamt that i was driving through country side to a certain "somewhere", the countryside turned to cliff edges with dangerous jumps and then the cliff edges turned to tarmac where we drove to a docks,
there were hundreds of cars being picked up by crane and being put on a boat, and i didn't have a clue about where it was going, but me and whoever was in the car with me were getting on that boat for something exciting.
For some reason me, Lizibeth and a very athletic person I didn't recognise decided to race home, with the loser having to make tea and do all the washing up. On the way we crossed a bridge, me and the other person got across but before Liz had a chance they started raising it to allow a boat through. This meant we could walk home and still beat her by miles, when we arrived we just got drunk. Liz was in quite a huff when she finally strolled in.
Gareth
05-09-2008, 10:42 PM
i had a dream that i was really upset, found my self in a graveyard, got lost, found a secret fountain where i was blessed by 49 tiny little fairies who all spoke at the same time so i could hear them... awww :)
The Graveyard - part of your personality has died or shut off to the outside world.
Getting Lost - search for enlightenment.
Fountain - bright and joyful. Surge of emotions all at once. It can also mean an element of play in our lives, free-flowing and untroubled.
Fairies - spontaneous side of us.
maketh sense to me :D
The Graveyard - part of your personality has died or shut off to the outside world.
Getting Lost - search for enlightenment.
Fountain - bright and joyful. Surge of emotions all at once. It can also mean an element of play in our lives, free-flowing and untroubled.
Fairies - spontaneous side of us.
maketh sense to me :D
nah sounds like you've been playing too much zelda, mate.
Gareth
05-09-2008, 10:47 PM
nah sounds like you've been playing too much zelda, mate.
this occured to me... however. not played zelda in ages :)
Gareth
06-09-2008, 09:51 AM
I now work in the old sharoe green hospital (which is now Preston Business Centre) anyway, it's a very old, echoey, creaky, creepy building.
I've been watching supernatural, a program about ghoulies and ghosties
My brain crossed the two while i slept. There was running, shouting, demons bigger than the corridors smashing walls just to get at us, there was fighting with regular sized demons, a really scary lift scene AND I SAVED THE FISH FROM RECEPTION!!!!
i love my night-brain :D
Sugarmouse
15-09-2008, 10:32 PM
My dreams last night included a ridiculously camp Hex and Elliot showing me around some ruins by the sea where we met Sugarmouse who was obsessed with fashion and had hairy legs! Ha ha.
Lol flattered to have graced your dreamtime...
well I do have hairy legs, but I dont think theyre in fashion :)
Stoical_Halo
15-09-2008, 11:00 PM
I dreamt that a mass murderer had taken over an old cinema warehouse and had turned the old film reels into like, ripsaws so even though the reels could still be projected, they were also pretty lethal. There's a bus stop outside which happens to be the last stop on the number 86's route, so the bus company are delivering the murderer his victims unawares. I happened to have gotten taken hostage by said murderer in dream/nightmare but escaped and tried to go back along the bus route to warn people to get off earlier/not get on the bus in the first place. The bus company thought I was a crazy so banned me from using the bus SO I had to RUN all the way back to the warehouse to save people, but then I just got taken hostage again.......then I woke up......whenever I closed my eyes to go back to sleep it all just started up again.
no idea, it locked itself.
Marsha
16-09-2008, 01:17 AM
Fixed.
russssssssss to the rescue.........in my dreams :whistle:
Why is this locked?
no idea, it locked itself.
Fixed.
Wow, you guys are so powerful *swoons*
Gareth
16-09-2008, 08:13 AM
no idea, it locked itself.
it couldn't contain the dreams... they were trying to escape
Gareth
16-09-2008, 08:17 AM
bloody hell....
I was in some swedish mountain town (apparently...) with my two bestest buddies, and we were basically just climbing ridiculously dangerous routes (i did this recently and it felt amazing) so i went to this one bit. that was pretty much straight down. except the initial slope before the near vertical drop has in between some badly stacked boulders. i had to cause a small avalanche and then loads of townsfolk got mad at me. so then it became a burning torch mob chase scene. with my two bestest buddies just shouting "GAAZZZZZ!!! WHY?!?!?" and us running down hills and trying to gain some ground.
Eventually we get to some sort of bank vault. where were attacked by guys in suits. who turn out pretty much to be agents of the matrix. we fight.
motherf***ing dream bullet time!!!!! OH YEAAAH!!!!
of course, it's near impossible to beat an agent, so i woke up after a stand-off... i hope i have a sequel dream to this one (since i've had sequel dreams before... even with "previously..." spoken aloud and i'm reshown my old dream! LOL! thank you american tv shows)
nathan_adler
16-09-2008, 08:25 AM
I dreamt I was in a music shop and couldn't afford a guitar; the lack of ambition in my dreams is startling as is the fact that Gretsch can still over-price their guitars in a non-corporeal environment.
I had another one where I was worrying about bills, that was ****ing shit.
The occasional racing car dream. Awesome.
Gareth
16-09-2008, 08:27 AM
*snip*
those first two dreams are worryingly real-life! mine are hardly ever real life. so when they ARE they sorta stand out as messages to myself :)
but that last one... racing car... awesome... that makes up for it :)
vroom vrooom!
nathan_adler
16-09-2008, 08:33 AM
I have no problems with bills at the moment, it's just my subconcious kicking up paranoia and panic. Stupid subconcious.
I often can't remember dreams though ... maybe most nights its wall-to-wall awesome unbeknownst to my concious mind. Stupid concious mind.
Juggsy
16-09-2008, 09:03 AM
I dreamt i was at work and showed a customer where the baby sponges were. I then told her I was also going to get one because my sponge at home is too big. Then she and her daughters somehow morphed into smakheads and were harassing me to give them money. It was well weird. Dreaming you are at work is utterly shit.
nathan_adler
16-09-2008, 09:08 AM
I dreamt i was at work and showed a customer where the baby sponges were. I then told her I was also going to get one because my sponge at home is too big. Then she and her daughters somehow morphed into smakheads and were harassing me to give them money. It was well weird. Dreaming you are at work is utterly shit.
I concur, A string of call centre dreams represented a new creative nadir for my dreams. Though the awkward sexual tension in work dreams is loads better than the awkward sexual tension in work.
my g/f had a dream that she cheated on me last night and i actually heard her sleep talking about it,
"....cheated...Paddy told you...cheated on you..."
Iasked her about it this morning and she told me what it was about. some guy told her she had to have sex with him and she said "can we not have a threesome with my boyfriend?" he wouldnt let her.
pretty nice of her to think of me even when she's dream cheating on me! :)
I can never remember my dreams.
I suspect this is both good and bad.
procopius
16-09-2008, 11:12 AM
Owing to the accidental ingestion of some mediumweight metal, I am slightly fevered right now and therefore last night's dreaming was, uh, interesting. I spent most of the night trying to hire a crane to look into Mad Brenda's* flat to check whether or not she was alive.
*Long time Stanley Terrace /Fishergate Hill denizens will remember Mad Brenda. I spent an ... interesting ... few weeks as her legal next of kin before we managed to get her hospitalised. She's doing fairly well these days, as it happens. She occasionally calls my mother, and is very nearly rational.
Metrobone
16-09-2008, 11:17 AM
i dreamt that i sailed to the North Pole last night. J2theH was with me but the North Pole was on a floating block of ice about 2ft diameter and i had to swim to it from the boat in my bermuda shorts. then there was a storm and i had to quickly swim back to the boat but it was so cold then i finally made it and J made me a cup of coffee.
dogzilla
16-09-2008, 02:32 PM
I had a dream with Dave in the other night. I went to see him perform with his new band in a theatre in Manchester. The band were called Vitalite and it was just him and this other dude I'd not met before, who looked like the fat one off Gavin & Stacy. Dave played guitar while the other guy played a keyboard stuck to a podium type thing with bongos attached to the side that he would sometimes hit. Their final song involved them putting their instruments down and making a load of percussion noise by slapping their legs and bellies
thejoker
16-09-2008, 02:41 PM
I had a dream with Dave in the other night. I went to see him perform with his new band in a theatre in Manchester. The band were called Vitalite and it was just him and this other dude I'd not met before, who looked like the fat one off Gavin & Stacy. Dave played guitar while the other guy played a keyboard stuck to a podium type thing with bongos attached to the side that he would sometimes hit. Their final song involved them putting their instruments down and making a load of percussion noise by slapping their legs and bellies
I hope this happens.
I had a dream last night. I don't remember what it was about but I woke to a morning glory.
dogzilla
16-09-2008, 02:44 PM
I had a dream last night. I don't remember what it was about but I woke to a morning glory.
Just imagine if Martin Luther King had come out with that
J2TheH
16-09-2008, 02:44 PM
i dreamt that i sailed to the North Pole last night. J2theH was with me but the North Pole was on a floating block of ice about 2ft diameter and i had to swim to it from the boat in my bermuda shorts. then there was a storm and i had to quickly swim back to the boat but it was so cold then i finally made it and J made me a cup of coffee.
LOL, I'm rubbish at making coffee. I bet it tasted gash.
thejoker
16-09-2008, 02:45 PM
Just imagine if Martin Luther King had come out with that
History, right there!
thejoker
16-09-2008, 02:45 PM
LOL, I'm rubbish at making coffee. I bet it tasted gash.
I'm awesome at making coffee, yet I don't drink it
thehuk
16-09-2008, 02:47 PM
I had a very, very peculiar dream about a friend last night. Now I have post-dream feelings about her that are very hard to shake. Talk about weird :\
crumble
16-09-2008, 06:01 PM
I had a lovely dream that me and Bigred were coming out about our secret relationship by annoucing it to our friends on a camping trip in France. I then bought exactly 42Euros worth of food to make us a little picnic.
Bigred, give up the gay. We were so happy together
topcat
16-09-2008, 06:03 PM
I have the greatest dreams.
Last night I had a dream I had forgotton it was bin day, hadn't put my bin out and I missed the collection. :D
Pumpactionsunshine
16-09-2008, 06:12 PM
a few nights ago i had a dream. In the dream was lots of peoples:
We made a house for russ out of mud and sticks, then had a party in it. Then we put a fridge in it. The i got a trapped in an attic, cos someone had built another roof in it. i got stuck and had to jump down the inside of a wall to escape. then i went for a drive, down a big hill and got to a junction at the end. then i got lost then watch some kids on BMX bikes. then i left and as my car slowly dissolved around me i began walking through country foot paths, i found a shed and had to run away from it.
what does it all mean?
I had a very, very peculiar dream about a friend last night. Now I have post-dream feelings about her that are very hard to shake. Talk about weird :\
So glad that didn't happen to me after my dream about one of the chuckle brothers :confused:
I had a lovely dream that me and Bigred were coming out about our secret relationship by annoucing it to our friends on a camping trip in France. I then bought exactly 42Euros worth of food to make us a little picnic.
Bigred, give up the gay. We were so happy together
lol
I dreamt I played a chocolate trumpet.
I dreamt I played a chocolate trumpet.
Euphemism.
Euphemism.
I thought that, but waited for someone else to comment, I am trying to appear demure :wink:
stephen
17-09-2008, 01:07 AM
I had a very, very peculiar dream about a friend last night. Now I have post-dream feelings about her that are very hard to shake. Talk about weird :\
I get this a lot. Except about enemies rather than friends...
Gareth
17-09-2008, 08:05 AM
I had dreams of using a laptop in harbls and there were loads of people in there... (it looked bigger i'm sure) but i got a message from someone that instantly made me leave.
I can't remember the message :(
thehuk
17-09-2008, 01:28 PM
I get this a lot. Except about enemies rather than friends...
I don't get it that often at all, but when I do it seriously effects how I feel for the rest of the day.
:nutkick:
bigred
17-09-2008, 01:34 PM
I had a lovely dream that me and Bigred were coming out about our secret relationship by annoucing it to our friends on a camping trip in France. I then bought exactly 42Euros worth of food to make us a little picnic.
Bigred, give up the gay. We were so happy together
aw thats lovely.
It isnt going to happen but its lovely! Although the 42 eur picnic sounds ace!
crumble
17-09-2008, 01:51 PM
I think liked that you were still gay in the dream, I've happily come to terms with the fact I'm never going to have sex again EVER.
It was a lovely picnic though, with cheeses and pates and breads and fruit and wine
jessdrummer
17-09-2008, 02:06 PM
Two nights in a row, same friend in my dream but they're trying to hurt me or chase after me. Then when they finally come face to face with me, there's a big confrontation but I wake up before they tell me the reason why they're doing it. It's horrible.
Gareth
17-09-2008, 02:08 PM
Two nights in a row, same friend in my dream but they're trying to hurt me or chase after me. Then when they finally come face to face with me, there's a big confrontation but I wake up before they tell me the reason why they're doing it. It's horrible.
sorry :(
Gareth
18-09-2008, 08:20 AM
but i got a message from someone
I can't remember the message :(
THIS!!! but this time just in my room!!! i know it was from an important person, then the net died and i couldn't read it.... oh noes!!!
bigred
18-09-2008, 10:35 AM
I think liked that you were still gay in the dream, I've happily come to terms with the fact I'm never going to have sex again EVER.
It was a lovely picnic though, with cheeses and pates and breads and fruit and wine
well we all know what happen the last time you did!!
In other news:
I had a dream about my friend getting married, I dont know which friend just that whoever this person was they were one, and she had a special wedding tattoo done, it was huge and covered her entire back, but it was a celtic red and black pattern with blue biro scribbled on top. Very weird.
enomilie
19-09-2008, 02:34 PM
In my dreams last night, Joe kept popping up, trying to tell me something, but then saying he shouldn't while grinning :S
Izzy Twig
20-09-2008, 11:53 AM
I had a bizarre dream about inventing soup spoons that launch soup into your mouth, bit like a catapult...... really weird.
Crumble really upset me in my dream and I woke up crying!
She said on Prestone I could have the half bottle of wine in her fridge as she couldn't drink it. I must have been at her house already because she came through the back door with a load of Prestonians and started shouting at me for drinking it and I was really upset and embarrassed infront of everyone! :emo:
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